It has been sufficiently…weird.
Weird to the point where we have become so aware of each other's presence without even looking.
It's like there's this alarm bells going off in my head when he's around. He clears his throat and mumbles a half-cheery morning and I…
Well I just stare.
…why can't I? It's natural for me to act weird! After that asshole Naruto drunkenly shoved him, causing his lips to –wow- - COINCIDENTALLY- land on mine and stay there for at least five seconds.
After all that flirting, Kami has probably decided to teach us a lesson and make us pay. That's the most reasonable explanation for why such a thing could happen.
Yep. Of course. Wanna know the BEST part?
I, Haruno Sakura, after two days of torture and embarrassment, have a mission.
With TEAM 7.
The gods must be laughing right now. At least one party is happy.
And the rest of the people at that party who were snickering or whooping with laughter. Naruto whistled and smacked Kakashi's back. "Nice move, Kakashi-sen-Kakashi!"
He obviously hadn't a clue on what he had done, the damage he had created. Of course, the bloody bruise I gave him would be a constant reminder to what he had done after I had enlightened him of his 'small mistake' (he had said that in a nervous tone).
Friendship with Kakashi is most probably off the charts now because I think he won't talk to me ever again.
But I have to admit one thing. Kissing my hot ex-teacher is definitely something that is difficult to regret.
Oh great. My inner is whooping with laughter now.
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I growled in irritation, trying to 'meditate'.
"You know, you're not really calm and meditating if you're growling," Naruto squatted down beside me and patted my hand comfortingly.
"Shut up Naruto-baka," I snapped, and opened my jade green eyes. "He's late. AGAIN. And he's two hours late. AGAIN."
' Oh god. When he comes he is SO dead,' I thought to myself.
'CHYEAH! DEAD! When he comes you gonna kill him! KILL HIIIIMMMM!!'
I smiled, amused at my crazy inner self. As usual I was at the bridge with Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto was looking extremely bored (and most probably thinking of ramen) and Sasuke…
My eyes widened in shock.
Sasuke was staring at
Me.
Well actually, he was in deep thought and unknowingly staring at me.
'What the hell??'
"Sasuke?"
Sasuke seemed to snap out of his reverie. "What are you thinking about?" I asked softly.
"Nothing."
…
I gave up and sighed tiredly, rubbing my eyes.
'Like I said. What the hell.'
Lately I had beendoing nothing butsuspecting him. Or rather, the Inner me has been spouting the crazy nonsense about him.
'I think he's evil. E.V.I.L. He's always been a good for nuthin' asshole anyway,' Inner me said.
I shook my mean thoughts away and looked at his face, trying to read it.
But it was like trying to read a book with no story but just the freaking credits!
I wanted to scream in frustration.
'A cheap-ass book, if you ask me.'
'I shouldn't jump to conclusions about him. Shishou and Kakashi trust him. That's all I need to know.' That was what I kept telling myself.
'Yeaaahhh. You keep telling yourself that.'
"Yo." The usual husky voice resounded behind her. I felt my temper flare up and turned to see the very object that was the source of my irritation for the past two hours. 'Kiss or no kiss, he will now FACE MY WRATH and kiss MY ASS instead!' I thought.
"Kakashi-"
"You-"
"Are-"
"LATE!" I spat, shoving a finger in his chest, ignoring the close proximity I had allowed myself to be for the first time since 'that' incident.
He looked amused. "Sorry," he said casually, shrugging it off, "I had some errands to run."
'What, read your Icha Icha?' the Inner me scoffed.
"You were the one who told me we should leave AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Asap. Ring any bells?" I shot back angrily.
"Well then, Sakura, you are wasting time. Guys, are we ready to go?" he said, turning to the guys, who were both amused to watch the free show. Well, at least Naruto was amused. Sasuke looked irritated as well, but he didn't say anything.
Kakashi darted off followed by the other two, leaving me seething.
'Why that ASSHOLE!' Inner me barked.
"I'm gonna make him pay," I muttered to myself.
'Yeah. You do that. You kiss him senseless and make him lose his mind alright?'
'Right!' I thought, grinning, then stopped.
What did my Inner just say?