~PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST CHAPTER~

Lucy sighed as she put everything back, was Natsu a sweet of a guy like this? Lucy yawned as she rubbed her eyes. It was passed 11 and she was sleepy. Lucy went to her bed and fell asleep dreaming about Natsu.

It's not so bad dreaming about your husband, is it?

The next morning the celestial mage has awoken with something snoring and holding onto her like there was no tomorrow. Of course, the forgotten mage freaked out shrieked as she shoved the 'thing' down onto the floor. What is this incredibly warm and hard thing right next to her?

Lucy heard groaning from the floor. Lucy peeked carefully and noticed something . . . pink. "Uhm." Lucy looked at the 'thing' feeling a bit bad. After all, he was her husband.

"Goddamn, still the same fucking habits!" Natsu hissed. "Sorry . . . does it hurt?"

"Hell yeah it hurts!"

"I'm sorry! Do you need some ice?"

"No." Natsu sat down in front of her, rubbing his head. "I'm sorry, you scared me. . . Wait." Lucy looked at him. Natsu looked back at her with a raised eyebrow. "What?"

"Why are you here? Most importantly, why were you on my bed?"

"Our bed." Natsu corrected her. Lucy growled at him. "You're a stranger to me," Lucy said. Natsu looked at her with a hurt expression.

Natsu replied, "No I'm not, I'm your husband." Lucy blushed and groaned in frustration. "Stop saying that! It makes me feel so bad!" She shouted.

"Why? It's true and I'll make you remember no matter what. All our memories, our kisses, our hugs, our fights, and our passionate nights together," Natsu smirked. Lucy blushed again and pushed him back off the bed.

"DON'T SAY THAT SHIT!"

"I can say whatever I want, WIFE!"

"Stop it!" Lucy screeched. "I'm sorry, dear would you like a massage?" Natsu asked looking at her while standing up. "I said STOP!" Lucy said covering her ears with her hands.

Natsu took the opportunity to push forward and kiss her on the lips. Lucy's eye went wide as she felt the warm contact between him and her. It was a minute before they both pulled away.

Lucy with a blank look with flushed cheeks while Natsu had a happy and relaxed look.

"Finally, I haven't kissed you since last mon-", "PREVERT!" Lucy pushed him off the bed once more, kicking him while at it.

"So. . . Tell me why flame brain is all beat up?" Gray asked pointing to Natsu by the corner, sulking and holding his knees by his chest. He has an ice pack on his head, crying and rocking back and forth.

"He fucking kissed me," Lucy replied drinking out of her straw while holding the cup with both her hands. It was a hot day today, she was sweating puddles.

"I don't see the problem. . ." Gray said. "Gray, remember Lucy lost her memories about Natsu." Mirajane came and told him.

Gray's lips formed a 'o' and nodded. "I forgot about that since Lucy remembers us."

"But Lucy, why did you have to make him like that? He's crying and he's in a corner." Mira pointed to Natsu who was crying buckets of tears while rocking back and forth. People stared at him, freaked out or amused by the little show.

Lucy huffed and ignored his cries. "I don't care, he kissed me."

"But he's your husband."

"Not in my head! The first time I saw him was yesterday when I woke up, I have no idea who he is!"

"Lucy, you're killing him!" Mira gasped as Natsu burst into tears, making people more amused and freaked out. Since his hearing is 10 times more better then a normal humans hearing, he could hear everything coming out of her mouth.

"He's a freaking stranger!" Gray put his cold hands on her shoulder. "Lucy, that enough. You're going to make Natsu die."

As much as Gray says he hates Natsu, Natsu and he were best friends. Even if they fight a lot, they're still nakama and family. Lucy sighed. "Fine, fine, just don't make him do anything to me."

"Little by little, you'll get used to his habits."

"Habits? What kind of habits?" Lucy asked. Just then Happy came flying towards her with a white egg with blue flame like strips wrapping around it.

"Lucy! Lookie what Charla and I did when you were out!" Happy showed her his baby. "His name is going to be Lucky!" He said proudly. "Happy! That is so great! Congratz!" Lucy smiled.

"Hold on a minute," Suddenly Natsu came behind her. He put his hand on Lucy's shoulder, spinning her around to face him. She squeaked when she met his onyx orbs.

"W-What is it?" Lucy asked feeling a bit afraid. "How come you know Happy but not me?"

"Happy is a part of Fairy Tail."

"Yes, but he met you the same day I met you. We were together and how do you know him but not me!"

"I don't know! Everything is about you is fuzzy!"

"Fuzzy? How come it's fuzzy? I'll make it unfuzzy! Come here!"

"NO!" Lucy shrieked as she started to run from him. Natsu chased after her as Lucy screamed running around. "Erza! Gray! Somebody! Help me!" Lucy shouted as she dodged people and tables.

Natsu was hot on her trail, his hand stretching out to grab her but something blocked his way. An ice wall. Natsu immediately snapped his head towards Gray and glared at him.

"Move this ice! I need to get to my wife!" Natsu growled. "I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!" He heard Lucy scream. Natsu ignored her and kept glaring at Gray. "Remove it!"

"No, you're making Lucy scared and hyped up. Soon she'll be so scared of you she won't even come close to you."

"That'll never happen! She's mine and she will never act like that!"

"You're treating this like you're her father."

"I'm her husband! And if she can't remember me like she can with everyone else, I'll make her remember me." Natsu said. "No move this ice wall!"

"Nope! I'm helping a mistress in distress!" Natsu growled as he inflamed his fist and punched the wall down. He searched for his wife around the guild, a bit angry and a bit excited.

When he found the blonde he was looking for, he saw Gajeel was pinning her down while she was screaming at him to get off her. 'Perfect, thank you Gajeel.' Natsu jogged his way to them.

"LET ME GO YOU METAL FREAK!" Lucy struggled. "Hey, watch your mouth princess. I'm just helping the salamander out for some things."

"What things?"

"That's my business; anyways he's a fellow dragon slayer."

"When do you ever care about that?"

"Since now." Natsu came over to them, grinning devilishly. "Thanks, I owe you one." Natsu said. "Damn right you do," Gajeel let go of the shouting blonde. "Now Lucy," Natsu reached for her. Lucy went pale as Natsu grabbed her and pulled her up. "Please don't rape me!"

"Rape you? What the hell are you talking about?" Natsu asked dusting her clothes off. Lucy looked at him with a confused gaze. "I-I thought. . . You're not going to rape me?"

"No, why would I?"

"Because . . . it sounded like you were going to."

"Luce, you're messed up." Natsu smirked. Lucy glared at him. "Then what are you doing to do to me?" She asked. Natsu sighed as he ran a hand through his hair.

"Lucy, I would never do anything to you that could hurt you. I freaking love you, and I just want you to remember me." Natsu said looking at her with pleading eyes.

Lucy looked back at him with sorrowful eyes. "I'm sorry,"

"I know, now what do you want to do? I'll unfuzzy those memories!" Lucy giggled. "That doesn't make any sense."

"Half the things I say don't make sense. Get used to that." Natsu grinned. Lucy laughed and smiled. "I want to go. . ."

"Oh! Let's do: 'TTD'!"

"What's that?" Lucy asked tilting her head sideways. Natsu gasped dramatically. "You don't even remember 'TTD?" Natsu asked. Lucy shook her head. "Was it a memory with you?"

"Yeah."

"Of course I don't know then. Anyways what is 'TTD'?" Lucy asked. "TTD are things to do. We made it up together one day when we were both bored. We always do this stuff when we're bored, and it takes up our day. Want to do it?" Natsu asked grinning.

"Sure!" Lucy smiled. "Great! Now here's the list. I think it's somewhere in here. . ." Natsu searched his vest pocket.

He took out a folded piece of paper handing it to her. Lucy unfolded it reading the piece of paper.

Things to do with Natsu/Lucy when we're bored!
By: Lucy and Natsu Dragneel.

Run around half-naked.

Balloon fight!

Sexy contest!

Bake some stuff.

Go swimming.

Go fishing.

Start a Fairy fight.

Do a drinking contest.

Get drunk.

Go home.

Have sex.

Wake up tomorrow.

Redo the whole thing.

Lucy blushed as she held the paper. Get drunk, go home, have sex What the hell? He wants to do this? Lucy gulped as she looked at Natsu.

"No way am I doing this." She shoved the paper back at him. Natsu frowned. "Why? We always did this when we were bored."

"Freaking read the paper!" Natsu started to scan the paper and raised a brow. "And what's wrong with it?" He asked. Lucy sighed pointing to numbers 9 through 13. Natsu still didn't understand. "I don't know you, bro."

"Yes you do,"

"Uh clearly you don't understand this, Natsu. I'm not married nor am I going to have sex with you." Natsu rolled his eyes as he held her left hand up, showing the ring on her ring finger.

"You're married to me. We had sex almost millions of times, even before we were married."

"Not to me, I have no idea who you are. We met yesterday and don't say that!"

"We met 3 years ago," He hissed correcting her. "And this ring doesn't prove I'm yours. For all I know, I could be married to someone else or wearing this ring so guys won't hunt me down."

Natsu suddenly pulled her shirt down making Lucy scream and blush. Natsu ignored her as he pointed towards a red flame like tattoo right above her left breast.

"What's that then?" Lucy looked at it and her eyes got wide. "When did that get there? What is this?"

"This is the thing that makes us alike. I married you and this appeared. This means you're mine and you're married to me. Flames equal me, and keys equal you." Natsu pull down his shirt showing her the yellow key on his chest.

Lucy was confused. When did this appear? She never saw this yesterday. "I didn't have this yesterday,"

"It only appears when we're close to each other." Lucy stared at her mark and poked it to see if it hurts. Nothing happened and she looked back at Natsu.

"You see now? You're mine." Natsu smirked pointing to himself. Lucy blushed and shook her head. "I belong to nobody, I'm not some item."

"I know you're not, but you're my wife,"

"Please stop saying that!"

"What do you prefer then? My women? Mate?" Natsu asked. Lucy blushed harder. "Just shut up, and don't bring this up." Natsu grinned. "So, you in for this?"

"I'll do everything but have sex with you,"

"I know you want to~"

"Do you want to hang out or what?"

"Fine, let's go for number one!" Natsu started to strip his shirt off and crossed his arms looking at her. Lucy also took off her shirt blushing and hearing whistles from the guild.

Lucy blushed and faced Natsu. "So, explain what we're supposed to do?"

"Simple, run around half-naked."

"How long?"

"Until you get tired or so." He shrugged. Natsu started to hop around showing off his well-built body and tanned body. Lucy watched as Natsu ran around, dancing and hopping around.

She couldn't help but notice his sexy body. 'Maybe I do want to have sex with hi- Whoa Lucy. What are you saying?' Lucy mentally slapped herself. Lucy started to run around with Natsu, having some fun and showing off her awesome body like Natsu was.

When they got tired of it, 15 minutes later they went for number two. "Balloon fight." Natsu smirked tossing a blue water balloon in the air and back into his palms.

Natsu and Lucy were outside, one on the right and one on the other side. The guild doors were open so people could watch if they want.

Lucy held up a yellow water balloon carefully watching him to see if he sneaks attacks or anything. "We'll start when I count to three, alright?" Lucy asked. "Fine by me,"

"1. . . 2 . . . . 3!" Lucy chucked her balloon hitting Natsu square on the chest. Natsu smirked at her throwing the balloon at her. Lucy jumped as it hit her feet. "Haha you mis-!" A balloon popped on her face.

Natsu started laughing slapping his knee and holding his gut. Lucy growled as she grabbed another throwing at it.

The two started to chuck balloon while dodging and having fun. When they ran out of balloons they were both soaked. "We need to go change, let's go ho-"

"Wait." Natsu held his hand up. "Are you going to dry me with your magic?"

"No, number three is sexy contest. I look sexier when I'm wet."

"Challenge accepted." Lucy smirked, running into the guild with Natsu. "Sexy contest!" Lucy announced.

"Oh dear, Natsu must of shown her the TTD list." Mirajane said. "It was always fun to watch the two." Levy said watching her best friend and her husband.

"Go Lucy!" Gray cheered for her. "Hey! What about me?" Natsu asked. "Hell no, I won't admit you're sexy. That's just gay," Gray smirked.

"Go Natsu!" Lisanna smiled cheering. "Thanks Lisanna!" Natsu grinned. Lucy ruffled her hair and flipped her hair, making the water droplets fall and look sexy.

Happy held up a number 8. Panther lily held up 8 and Charla held up a 9. The exceeds always judge the sexy contests, it makes it fair.

"Heh, 25 points already! Beat that!" Lucy said pointing at Natsu. Natsu took his shirt off and put his hands on his hips, showing off his well-built and tanned body. The water made him look awesome.

The girls squealed and somewhat Charla blushed looking away. She held up a10, Happy a 9 and panther lily a 9."29!" Natsu shouted pointing at Lucy laughing.

Lucy puffed her cheeks and crossed her arms. "You said you're married to me, right?"

"Yes,"

"So, do you think I'm sexy?" Lucy asked batting her eyelashes at him and pouting. Natsu restrained himself on pouching on her.

"O-Of course I do! You're my wife."

"Yay! I win by default!"

"What? Since when have I quit?"

"Since I said so, listen to your wife!" Natsu gasped, cheering, and giving her a bone crushing hug. "You finally accepted we're married and you're my wife!" Natsu cried.

"Well, I've got a lot of proof from you so. . . I accept you as my husband." Lucy smiled.

"So does that mean we can still have sex?" Lucy blushed as she slapped him. "HELL NO!"