Hey guys! Sorry for the late updates, AGAIN. You know I've had 11 assignments, all due in the space of 2 weeks? It's insane! Hence why I haven't updated. This has kind of been sitting here for a bit whilst I beta it again and again.. but yeah. So, more apologies for the late updates, it's a tough time being in year 10 xD. It'll probably be at least a week til my next update again coz I have tests too, 4 of them.. yay for me! Not. Anyway, enjoy!
As they drifted off into an uncomfortable sleep, neither of them realised a knock at the door.
L was dead to the world. L hadn't moved at all, Light still tangled up in L's limbs, both lying stark naked on the wooden floor beneath them. Their clothes were tossed about the room, Light's shirt hanging off the back of a chair, L's pants somehow making their way onto the kitchen bench and other random bits of clothing strewn across the floor.
The whole scene would have been funny if Matsuda wasn't on the other side of the door.
He was standing at the door with a tray full of sweets, tea, coffee, bread and butter, sushi and noodles, waiting for one of the detectives to answer the door.
"What's taking them so long?" Matsuda muttered to himself, banging harder on the door.
"Watari will have gone to all this trouble for nothing…"
Inside the apartment, L slept on, oblivious to the gradually more profound knocking on the door. Light lay still. By now, Matsuda was getting frustrated. He'd knocked time and time again, and still no answer. So, he opened the door himself and walked in quickly, beginning to yell:
"For god's sake open the door when I knock on it! My arms ar-"
CRASH!
L's head shot up from where it was laying on Light's chest and looked around the room, his eyes wide with surprise.
Where the hell did that noise come from? Hey, there's cake on the floor!
Detangling himself from Light, L crawled over the floor on hands and knees across to where the cake had spilled from Matsuda's tray and began to pick up the obvious chunks and put them into his mouth, sighing in pleasure as the icing flavour spread through his mouth. He was completely unaware that he was giving Matsuda a good view of the Grand Canyon. (A/N: If you don't understand this, I'm putting a note about it at the end!! xD)
Matsuda stood in shock as he watched L crawl around the room, picking up various treats from where they had fallen onto the floor after Matsuda had dropped the tray. He was terrified and mentally scarred for life now, he regarded sadly. And all the work Watari had put into getting all those things for L and Light had gone to waste all because L and Light we're doing the 'horizontal dance' while they should have been working!
"Um, Ryuzaki?" Matsuda said hesitantly.
"….MATSUDA?!" L screeched, quickly standing up and trying to run across to the counter where his pants were lying. This turned out to be a big mistake. As soon as he jumped onto his feet they slipped from beneath him on smeared icing and he landed straight back onto the wooden floor, smashing his head on the way, giving Matsuda a full frontal view. L falling over had 'woken up' Light and he began reaching out his arms to thin air, feeling for L. Once he found nothing, he turned to the side and took in what was going on around him. The floor was a mess with cake and sweets and tea, L was lying flat on his back in the midst of icing and butter, whilst Matsuda was standing with his mouth open and his eyes wide, staring at L like he was insane.
Light began to laugh softly at first, catching L's and Matsuda's attention as he giggled as silently as possible, then once Light had noticed that L and Matsuda had realized he was awake, he began to laugh louder and louder until the room was echoing Light's laugh. He was rolling on the floor clutching his ribs as if he was embracing himself, tears leaking out of his eyes as butter smeared all over his back and sides. Matsuda and L stood dumbfounded as they watched the scene progress, Light gradually becoming more and more hysterical until he finally realized there was an uncomfortable breeze suddenly hitting him. With a shock, Light realized that he, like L, was still stark naked.
Suddenly he stopped laughing and the room was filled with an akward silence as Matsuda and L still gawked at Light with wide eyes and mouths hanging open. Self consciously, Light put his hands over his crotch and curled into a fetal position, almost like a caterpillar when you poke it with a stick. On seeing Light's reaction, it was L's turn to laugh. The rough, husky sound made Matsuda wince as he watched L repeat Light's previous actions.
What the hell is wrong with this investigation team?!
Both Light and L were still naked, and Matsuda still had a very blank look on his face, wondering whether to laugh or be disgusted with what he was seeing. L had stopped laughing now and the room was once again filled with silence as Light uncurled from his protective position, and L looked up towards Matsuda.
"Matsuda"
"Yes, L.." Matsuda replied nervously.
"GET OUT!" L yelled, watching as Matsuda squeaked and swifty walked out of the room, closing the door loudly behind him.
"Hey L?"
"What?"
"What would you do if I said I planned it?"
"..Planned what?"
"This. To test a theory of mine."
"…LIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!"
Yes, I know it's depressingly short. But, it's way too late to write any more. I decided to leave it on a cliffy til tomorrow night xD Okay, With the A/N: In Australia, I don't know if it's anywhere else, but when you show someone a really bad view of your bum crack, we say it's the Grand Canyon. Just a bit of general knowledge for you.
I'm having second thoughts about the England thing. Im thinking I'll make that one a second fic. What do you guys reckon? Leave a review letting me know what you think. It'd be much appreciated!
I actually thought of this while I was eating cake.. My dog slipped on a piece I dropped. It was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. xD
Anyway, please review and let me know whether you want the England trip involved with the fic anymore or not; it'd be a huuuuuge help. And just review! xD
Also if anyone wants to help me beta, that'd be amazing too.
See you guys tomorrow!
Love,
LustAndVengeance,