Here's Link's next Letter!
August 19
To my best friend, Midna,
Here I am…
…writing this letter to you…
…in the comfy confines of my room...
...for the fifth day in a row.
How did I end up like this?
Well... I won't sugar coat it: Ike and I got into another stupid fight over Pit and we may have accidentally broken the flatscreen T.V. in the process…
…Yes, the huge one in the den that costs 6,000 dollars…
I don't even have to tell you that Master Hand was less than happy… He was furious.
As punishment, Ike and I had to pitch in half the cost for a brand new T.V., we're suspended from any Brawls (as contenders AND spectators) for two weeks and we're both on "house arrest."
AKA, both of us are stuck in our rooms for a month… Oi…
Luckily, every dorm already has a bathroom, a balcony so we can get fresh air, and Pit was even nice enough to take it upon himself to bring me my meals from the kitchen. I owe Pit so much for being so kind… I swear, it's like he and Peach are twins. Same kind disposition, happy-go-lucky personalities… No wonder I like them both so much…
Of course, Ike the Idiot tried to sweet talk Pit into bringing him meals as well, but he kindly rejected Ike's request.
SO YEAH, TAKE THAT, PRETTY-BOY! ONE FOR THE HERO OF TWILIGHT, BEE-YOTCH!!
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…Ahem, sorry about that, Midna, don't mind me…
Anyways, Samus helped me figure something out a little while ago when she came to visit me in my room…
I think Pit and Peach may… (I repeat, may) share my feelings for them.
Samus said that when Pit and I were training in the backyard before the Ike fight, Peach was sitting with her, but that she had kind of a jealous look on her face as she saw us stray from our practice into a playfully session of Chase (Pit initiated the game when he decided to kidnap my bow).
But then, later on, when I went for an evening walk around the courtyard with Peach, Samus said she saw Pit with his wings drooping a little as he stared at us. I saw him as well, and I figured that maybe he was bummed about not winning our little game, but, I see now that he was probably a little disheartened to see me with Peach… And come to think of it, she did have her arm wrapped around mine… That may have given Pit the wrong message…
Either way, it seems that I may have a chance to be with one of them… But I still have to play it safe…
…And I still need to kick Ike's ass, that stupid, jumped-up pretty boy…
Anyways, Samus gave me a great idea as to how I should follow through on my crushes: Spend some time with them separately and try to impress them!
It'll be perfect! I'll show them just how smart, sophisticated, and manly Link Rinku Masterson is! Once I win their hearts, I'll be able to show Ike just who the macho man is! Ha!
I guess the only problem would be to figure out who to chose to be with in the end…
But it'll be so hard to choose…
I mean I love Peach a lot…
But I also like Pit as well…
…Who do I chose...? I certainly can't choose them both... Can I?
Torn Between Two Amazing People,
--Link
So, Link wants to impress Pit and Peach!
Will he epically win, or epically fail?
And will ever show Ike who's boss?