Okay, so Link is going to go through with the task Samus gave him and is going to try and impress Peach first, and then Pit. What's gonna happen?
September 23
To my best friend, Midna,
I.
Epically.
Fail.
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…Epically…
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…Did I mention that I fail?
First, I call myself wearing a flattering outfit to impress Peach.
Flattering as in tight leather pants that showed EVERYTHING. I said hi to Pit when I passed him, and for some reason, he got a really bad nosebleed when he saw me… I was late for my day with Peach because I had to take him up to the hospital when he fainted from blood loss…
Then when I came back, Peach was waiting for me at the bottom of the stairs looking as graceful as ever, and right when I was about to take a step, I tripped over a turned-up corner of the rug and tumbled all the way down the stairs, landing in a crumpled, embarrassed heap right at Peach's feet.
Peach was giggling and asked if I was okay… I said, "Yeah, sure, I'm just… fantastic…" when I actually felt that I'd lost about ten brain cells.
And then, when I tried to find a good movie for us to watch on T.V., a gay porn channel accidentally showed up (and mind you, the T.V. volume was on full blast…). Peach was a bit surprised to say the least.
Before I could do anything to try and help the situation, Peach had to leave for a Brawl and said she would see me later. I seriously wanted to die from embarrassment at that moment, and I was about to retreat back to my room when Pit suddenly came back in from the hospital.
I asked if he was okay, he gave me a yeah in response and asked if I wanted to hang out. I wasn't exactly in the mood for anymore "macho impressions," so I politely said no to his question. Pit obviously noticed I was feeling down about something and he told me to follow him to the kitchen.
Turns out he had just finished baking a batch of double chocolate chip muffins and wanted me… (ME!!) …to be the one to try them out!
--Dare I say it: they were better than Peach's muffins… Farore, shoot me.
Pit wanted to try an alternate ingredient, so instead of using regular baking chocolate in the batter, he used chocolate pudding to make the pastries extra moist and fluffy. I told him he did a damn good job and he blushed like crazy. It was really cute…
Since I felt a little better after having my favorite treat with my crush, I decided to take him up on his offer to spend a little time together. I swear, I could've seen a chibi version of himself doing the happy dance in his eyes when he smiled.
So, we took a little walk around the pool in the backyard, and without warning, Pit shoved me into the water before jumping in after me, and we had a really fun splash fight.
We came back in the mansion, and after putting on some dry clothes, we played Mario Kart. Pit is one of hell of a kart racer. He has a one star rank on his license, and he's even beat that damned expert staff ghost on Rainbow Road.
After a few hours of kart racing, we headed back downstairs for another snack and we encountered Peach.
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I don't know what the hell happened, but as soon as Pit and Peach met gazes, they started glaring daggers at each other, which kinda freaked me out. I had no idea what to do, so I simply backed my way up the stairs and hid in my room to try and make sense of what I'd just seen.
Yeah, forget about my rivalry with Ike (Pit already has me on his radar, so FRICK YOU, PRETTY BOY! I WIN!); it seems that my two crushes have their own rivalry…
…and it's over me… Sweet Mama Luigi…
Stuck Between a Princess and an Angel,
--Link
So now Pit and Peach are rivals for Link's affection! Talk about a pathetic attempt at a plot twist! XD
Now that Ike is out of the picture for Link… Link has won.
Nocturne: Well done for stating the obvious, Mids…