So Pit and Peach are at each other's throats for Link's affections. Oh the drama! (shot)
November 26, 2008
To my best friend, Midna,
Happy Early Thanksgiving to you! I'm sure you have many things to be thankful for.
I know I'm thankful to have you as a best friend…
…and I'm also thankful for having such wonderful people to hang out with here at the tournament.
But you what I'll be most thankful for?
…
…
…FOR PIT AND PEACH TO STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER ME!
It was flattering at first, but now, it's just borderline ridiculous…
I mean, the antics, hijinxes, and pranks that they've pulled on each other are the main entertainment of the mansion now, which makes the T.V. now obsolete.
It started with Pit adding hair dye to Peach's shampoo, which changed her hair to a scary greenish-purple color. Peach retaliated by stealing his Sacred Bow of Palutena. Pit spent that entire day turning the house upside-down and sideways, frantically trying to find it.
When Peach finally decided to give the bow back, Pit tackled her down the stairs and they wound up having a vicious wrestling match as they rolled around from room to room. They had tripped up a few of the other Smashers who were unfortunate enough to be standing in the way of the rampaging princess and angel.
Eventually, they grew tired of the fight and decided to retreat back to their rooms. By the time I got back up to our room, Pit was sprawled out across his bed, fast asleep from exhaustion.
The way his wings were haphazardly spread out to their full wing span across his back, the way he was lightly drooling in his sleep, and the way he was softly whimpering and snoring in his sleep was so cute.
I sat beside him and looked at him. Pit looked so peaceful in his sleep, and I have no clue what the hell possessed me to do it, but I did it.
I freaking did it.
…I kissed Pit full on the lips. And I loved it.
Only problem?
Well, he woke up!
He woke the hell up! My eyes were staring straight into his eyes. While my lips were still on his!
But he didn't pull away… Instead, he deepened the kiss! Then, he started removing my tunic, and… well… I don't think I need to tell you what Pit and I did…
The next morning, Peach had came in our room and found us in bed together…
Pit and Peach automatically started arguing once again like an old married couple. I decided not to pay attention to them, since it was getting retarded the way they always argued…
…But then, Peach blurted out, "I gave you the chance to date Link to see how it felt, and your time is up! Who is it going to be. Me or him?!"
I bolted up and yelled, "Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone." I stared at Pit and asked what the hell was going on.
…Turns out Pit and Peach were already a couple…
…and Pit was confused which one of us he wanted: me or Peach. So apparently, Peach gave him the option to be with me for a while and see how it felt being around me, a boy. And the "night of fun" wasn't supposed to happen, which was the reason Peach was ticked off.
Pit was just about to choose who he wanted to be with, but I felt so betrayed, so used, so stupid at the moment that I threw on some clothes, yelled at them not to talk me for a while, and stormed out of my room. During my rant session toward Pit, I called him a really bad name that I won't repeat… but I seriously regret it…
That was two weeks ago, and I still have yet to speak to either one of them… Both have tried to get me to break my silence toward them, but Pit has been the most persistent. (Peach gave up a few days ago…) Eventually, Pit and Peach mutually broke things off with other, but they're still maintaining a good friendship.
As for me… I could care less at the moment about those two… They used me and lied behind my back, so I'm not too keen on talking to either of them… But Pit is one stubborn little thing, I'll say that much, and it's working.
My cold attitude is beginning to melt… So it might not be long before I decide to let bygones be bygones and quit being a pompous butt…
In Need of My Sanity,
--Link
Well, only one more letter left! What will happen between our hero, angel, and princess?
P.S, if this didn't make any sense, it shouldn't. I typed this up at 5 in the morning.