That morning, I went to go pull a prank on Emmett for framing us for the south park wallpaper incident. I was trying to be as stealthy as I can without becoming the next Bond, James Bond. "Hollie, I know you're outside my door. And don't even think about coming in," Rosalie said while coming up for air. Then I asked, "Hey Rose, do you know where Carlisle is, I need to ask him a couple questions," I asked. I gave her some time to think since she is a dumb blonde. When she came up for air the second time, she replied, "well I did see him watching……….Alvin and the Chipmunks downstairs with Alice and Renesmee from what I saw when I made Emmett get my bra from Edward." So I first had to go to the bathroom and I felt like I was going to throw up. So for the next 5 minutes I was throwing up like I was Brittney Spears at Paris Hilton's 'I lost 108 pounds again' party. Then when stopped throwing up, I decided to go downstairs and saw Carlisle.

"Hey Hollie, how was my room last night? I hope your multiple make-out sessions are better than you expected," Carlisle asked. I then asked, "Hey Carlisle, can I speak to you in your (snicker)… private study for a few minutes?" He got the point and we went up to his office and he asked, "First off, you need to tell me what you are feeling and I can try my best to help." I was nervous the worst was going to come slowly and quietly. I then replied, "Well, I have this strange craving for mahi mahi, which I haven't had in years and I'm consistently throwing up like Paris Hilton." I could now imagine the worst already, me, like Paris Hilton, oh crap! Get that thought out of my head. Then Carlisle continued, "Hollie, well I'm wondering about this and if you want to hear my theory, I'm starting to think that you might be…well um….first off, can you take this and second, I think you…might be………preg- so what you're saying is that Kevin and I should get married and we're going to have kids? That is sooooooo great!!! Thanks," I finished. I saw him bang his head on his desk and mumble, "how will she take this?!?!?!?!?!" At that point, I thought he was going to get into fetal position and cry and suck his thumb like the time Alice made him watch 24 hours of Days of Our Lives. And I thought that was brutal. But this is going to get too ugly too fast. Edward and Jasper came up and calmed
Carlisle down and told me, "we heard your conversation and we think you know that you're um…- I know what you are going to say. And by the way, I'm nineteen and so is Kevin so we can take this," I said soothingly so Edward and Jasper won't end up like the little fur ball called Carlisle. I went to Bella and asked, "Hey Bella, can you give me some advice on having kids? Because last night me and Kevin didn't just make out…"

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Find out what happens next… and PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! OR ELSE = - (

-A Funny Twilight short and retarded joke-

As Emmett and Jasper were walking, Emmett bought some tacos and Jasper said, "Hey Emmett, wanna share," Jasper said with a stupid smile on his calming chucky-like smile. "But we can't eat Jazz. What a shame," Emmett said with his droopy head. Then someone STOLE THE TACOS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH IT WAS ME!!! =D YAY YAX!!! XD

The End.