Notes: Oh this just came to me like in a dream… It was so random and just had a feeling that the prank king has never been announced officially. So until then, let the pranks begin! A special awesome thank you to lolyncut, Rayne McKenna, lizzabet, CarlisleLover1234, Rebecca1, Post U Later, kc1997kc, spelerison, Srienia, and WynonaRose for reviewing and all of you who have read it and alerted it and favorite it and to all everyone else! Thank you! ! This one is short but still I think it go to the point! Love love love!

Going Beyond Nuclear Strikes Back

Morgan exited his car with a couple of plastic bags and slowly made his way up the steps to Reid's apartment. Spencer did not live in a lavish home or a run down shack across the old part of town. It was just enough for Reid and his things and for some reason even the building screamed his name. The vintage old style that seems to be the new style now.

Morgan used his free hand to grab spare key out of his pocket and opened Reid's apartment door. He knew that the boy genius was at a conference about something he wrote for a magazine and knew he was not going to be home anytime soon. He closed the door and looked around Reid's apartment. Morgan laughed to himself and wondered if he walked into a small town book store. Stacks of books throughout his home placed in bookshelves and end tables with a hint of coffee was in the air.

There was more books stacked near a chair that Reid had labeled his own lazy boy chair and sore on all his collection of books that that single yellow recliner was the most comfortable chair in the world. Morgan had just asked him which trash bin he dig that out. He had all the time in the world to do what he had planned on doing. The biggest treat was in the plastic bags he came in with and that was something he was going to save for later.

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The following day, Morgan had arrived on time and sat at his office chair and pretended to work on the case files on his desk. Reports, reports and more reports. A typical day, Morgan would of mumbled a few curse words at the stack but this day was not like any other day. He was waiting for Reid so he could claim his victory as prank king. He laughed to himself as he noticed the time. Reid was late. Very late. He opened a file and started to fill out the report when he heard Reid yell out for Morgan. Morgan pretended to be focus on his report when Reid stood in front of his desk very angry.

"You just had to do it. You couldn't help yourself right? When did you get a key to my apartment anyways? " Reid knew it was Morgan. Who else. He shook his head and was talking very animated, boney arms swinging back and forth. The tone in Reid's voice was getting some attention. Morgan couldn't reply. He kept laughing in his chair and reclined back while trying to pretend he did not know anything about it.

"Why… why are you late." Morgan asked.

"Oh you ask me why? Lets see. First I had clean all the mess you made with my books and their covers. Nice one though, switching all the jacket covers around like that. Then had to explain to the neighbors when I turned on the TV there was a loud porn video being played. Oh, you also raised the volume up on my stereo too. Lets see… the toothpaste. That was disgusting! How could you mess with my toothpaste?" Morgan was crying now. His stomach hurt from laughter. "I don't even want to know what was that in my toothpaste. But the worst. The ultimate worst…"

"oh there's more?"

"Of course. You had to change my socks?" Reid was shocked himself when he opened the sock drawer all he found was nice and folded white socks. White socks! All his socks were gone and that last bit made Morgan confess.

"Oh that was the best prank I have ever done! Say it Pretty boy, I am KING!"

"I wont. I wont at all. Because you want to know the best part of all this?"

"You got yesterdays socks on.?"

"That. But something sweeter."

"What it is Pretty Boy?.."

"That I have been here for an hour already. You see, my nice neighbor had warned me about someone coming to look for me. The couple two apartments over just love to spy down the entrance. They had my number and called me while I was at the conference. So happens they tell me someone came over and asked if I have a new roommate. Saw him taking things out of place. So I asked them to describe him for me. They said tall, bald, dark, wore a shirt a few sizes too small… Make the story short, told them it was alright. But when I got home I had a pretty good idea what was going to happen when I came to work. And you know what, I was right."

"I don't get it."

"You see, you like any other typical average prankster would try to resume a normal routine before the prankee would arrive and confront the prankster. And what you always do when you come to work is talk your way up to your desk, sit, insult the files and begin your reports."

"So?"

"So.. You sit. And.. Stay… " Reid smiled and saw Morgan was so confused, he did not understand anything Reid was saying. He stood up and… well… he tried to stand but seemed to be stuck in the chair. His shirt was stuck onto the back rest of the chair while his jeans were glued onto the seat. "Good boy. Stay. The KING commands it!" Reid started to laugh while Morgan struggled to get free. "MIT glue. No way you are getting free."

"Damn it! These were a new pair of jeans and shirt."

"Maybe next time you can get them in your correct size." Reid took out his phone and dialed out. "Yes, its done… ok… yea… he's trying to get out… he's wheeling around…. Bye." Reid ended the call while Morgan was pushing his chair around, still trying to get off of it.

"Who was that.?"

"Someone that now owes me a huge favor."

"Now that is some candy I am going to unwrap." Garcia appeared at the doorway holding a pair of scissors.

"You called Garcia! Oh no… Reid!" Morgan yelled.

"Don't worry, I promise not leave you completely naked. Reid brought these over." Garcia held out a bag that contained a lot of pink clothing.

"REID!" Morgan yelled again.

"Long live the King! Hope you like Victorian pantaloons."

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That last line was something I had in my mind since Matthew Gray Gubler appeared on Craig Ferguson show. That was just so funny! Hope all liked this and reviews are always welcomed!