OK SORRYI HAVEN'T UPDATD IN AWHILE, I WAS WRITING OTHER STORIES...SORRY DON'T KILL ME IF THIS ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT SHOULD BE. I GOT 8 REVIEWS WAHOO I KNOW ITS NOT ALOT BUT FOR A WRITER LIKE ME ITS BUNCHES. K WELL HERES YOUR STORY.

BPOV (CAUSE YALL KNOW YALL WANT IT)

Thank God that Edward left. He kinda had a pout looking thingy on his face. My guess is that he was trying to do a pout but it turned into a well i dont know how to put it. I'll think of it while im driving.

That's when I looked down at the speedometer and saw that i was doing 30. Well that's way too fast now isn't it? So I slowed down a little. 25, 24, 23, 22, 20, ahh there we are the perfect speed.

"HEY, HEY GRANDMA SPEED THINGS UP WHY DON'T YA WE'RE ON THE INTERSTATE FOR ESME'S SAKE." Some dude yelled out his window, so I did the only thing i could think of, I gave him the Christian Bird. He flipped me a non Christian Bird. Well that was just plain rude. I'll have to write a strong felt letter to those people. Where's that dag gum pen? Ah there it is, o.k now for the paper. Dangit it's on the floor.

So i reached down on the floor and grabbed it. But while I was doing so the damn thing kept moving. So I reached for it more, using the steering wheel for suport. Damn thing just keeps moving away. Oops i just jerked the wheel, I hope no one was there to see that... Then I heard sirens come on behind me. I looked up to see who it was if it was someone that I knew I could easily get outta this.

Ha ha ha it was someone that I knew. So to play with him I sped up and and swerved through cars it was so funny I was laughing. Then there was another car following me. So I sped up cause I knew him also!! Wow, now there's a helocopter. This was freakin awsome.

"PULL THE CAR OVER AND NO CHARGES WILL GET PRESSED. SIR PLEASE IF YOUR GONNA DO THIS POLICE CHASE THING, GO OVER THIRY WILL YOU YOUR MAKING THIS EXTREMELY EASY ON US." One of Charlie's co-workers said over a bullhorn thingy. I want that. He also had blue and red siren things that flashed on top of his car. I want that. Along with acidy spit, and quick movement. Dane Cook relapse. Although if you think about it you could have quick movement if your a vampire, and acidy spit. Well more like venomny spit. All the more reason to argue with Edward!

What the heck they're shooting at me. Oh wait that's the radio. Haha, well while I'm already on a wild goose chase, I guess I could speed up. Oh yea I'm going 50 and now 60 and now 70 and now 80 and wow his car doesn' have alimit. Something came out in me that I didn''t even know was there.

"MOMMY I'M GOING FAST!" Wow my inner child you gotta love her. Wait when did that tree get in the middle of the road?

To be continued...

OK I KNOW THAT IT WAS SHORT AND YALL PROLLY HATE ME BUT IM SORRY IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE TO GO AND DO HOMEWORK AND OTHER NORMAL HUMAN STUFF, THAT WAY I DON'T SEEM LIKE A COMPUTER FREAK : D WELL I'LL TRY TO UPDATE LATER TONIGHT SO IF YOU COULD JUST HANG STRONG TILL TONIGHT YOU'LL BE GOOD.