HE Y YALL!! IM BA ACK! LOLZ SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN AWHILE, LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED, BUT IM BACK NOW! AND IM BETTER THAN EVER….. =]]

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR THE BOOK, BUT IF I DID I THINK ID BE PRETTY DARN GIDDY CUZ PPLE LOVE TO WRITE STORIES USIN MY CHARACTERS AND STUFF, ALSO TO FALL IN TO WITH A FICTIONAL CREATURE THAT'S TOTALLY IRRESISTABLE I MEAN COME ON, I SHULD TOTALLY WRITE A BOOK! =]] OK ILL GET ON WITH THE STORY!

BPOV

OMG!! There's a tree in front of me what the heck do I do?? I don't think the tree will appreciate the fact that it'll have a shiny Volvo wrapped around it and a lil grease on its trunk.. nu huh man I would seriously murder someone if they got grease on my trunk. Wait do I even have a trunk, would that be considered my butt or my boobs. The questions asked these days! I mean like the other….

"Pull the car over immediately, you are about to hit a tree, I repeat you are about to hit a tree"

That was so freakin rude of them to interrupt my thoughts that way, but maybe I should swerve and miss the tree. That would soo totally suck on Edwards part cuz the whole I want to be with you eternally thing wouldn't follow through with me wrapped around a tree… hmm what to do what to do.. I think I'll swerve.

I then swerve and miss the tree but to mine and Edward's dismay, I hit a fire hydrant. Not the smartest thing to do in your boyfriend's new shiny Volvo. That just happens to be extremely shiny on this day unparticular! The car then flips over and lands face down. The police cops then walk up to me, no need to run I mean I didn't get wrapped around a tree or nothing, and they peer down at me.

"Bella?" Officer Bennett squints at me.

"You caught me!" I throw my hands up in defeat.

"Young lady what would your father say?"

"He'd say that he loves me and that I'm the bestest driver he's ever seen…" I said in the' little girl that gets away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar' voice.

"Yeah okay, Bella honey have u been drinking?"

"Me? Nah, not any beer or alcohol, but only the addictive milk, they should put a buyers beware thingy on there cuz so many people become addicted in not even funny. And I think I have gotten stronger to…"

"Well you seem to be acting like you have."

"Umm yeah Officer B can you get me outta this car. With me being upside down the bloods rushing to my head and it don feel to great!"

"Bella what have I told you bout changing the subject?"

"Nothing cuz u ain't my daddy, and either get me out or im gunna yell rape really really loud!"

"You wouldn't" He challenged me with a slanted glare.

"Try me" I matched his glare, and he looks funn so I can only imagine what I look like.

"BAHAHAHAHA YOUR FACE!" Now I know that's not Officer B…

A/N:

I know it wasn't that long, I had to get back into rhythm if u catch my drift… =]]

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