I woke up on my office floor; I can't remember anything from last night. I thought I was with Ianto. So I turn over and kiss the person I'm with.
Gwen was cold under her sheets. Her bed felt funny but she ignored it. Rhys must have just waked up too, because he kissed her.
"I love you" we say simultaneously.
"WHAT THE HELL?" yells Gwen.
"Where's Ianto?" I ask.
"We have bigger issues" says Gwen "Why am I here? What happened last night? Jack if you got me drunk, I am going to kill you!"
"Urm..." I say, still sleepy.
Gwen gets up.
"Nice arse" I say.
"What?" asks Gwen "Oh. Turn around Jack"
Gwen's so angry, angrier than she had ever been before.
I turned around.
"I'm going to kill you, I hate you" she says.
She gets dressed and leaves my office. She goes to her desk. You could see the anger in her face, smoke was practically coming out of her ears. She gets her gun. She comes back in my office. She shots. She knows I won't die but she carries on shouting anyway.
Owen arrives. He hears the shouting, He runs to my office. He gets out his gun.
"You too then?" he asks.
"What?" replies Gwen.
"Found yourself naked, on the floor next to Jack" he says.
"You said you wouldn't tell" I but in.
"Yes" says Gwen.
"Your little boyfriends not here Jack" says Owen "and you still didn't say how I got there in the first place."
"Well" I say with a grin "let's get one thing straight Ianto is not little..."
"Shut up" Owen interrupts. Then he shots me.