For those of you who don't listen, the girls are pretty radical. When you put them in a new environment, things will happen.
I don't own Naruto. If I did... Itachi would be alive. T.T
"Is she alright?" Shizune asked as she glanced at Sakura who was currently sitting on the ledge of the window. It looked as though she was preparing to jump out the building.
"Goodbye cruel world! I leave my house and all my worldly belongings to my imaginary friend, Hiro!" Sakura shouted as she wiped away a fake tear.
"You're not going to leave me any of your stuff?!" Ino shouted from outside of the building. Sakura looked down to see her three favorite people in all the world. "If you don't give me any, I'm going to murder Hiro."
"Don't you dare!" Sakura yelled as she struggled to shake a fist at Ino without losing her balance. A hand from within the office pulled the slipping girl back into the safe office.
"Why did I take on this ordeal…" Tsunade thought as she rubbed her temples vigorously. "Girls come to my office, now." She yelled. The three girls would have been there as fast as they could to see their long lost friend Sakura, but on the way they got lost. As they entered the rather large building, they knew it would be upstairs. The thing that they didn't know was which door belonged to the headmistress. If they looked at the map at the bottom of the stairs that Sakura herself didn't notice, they would have arrived at the office in a matter of seconds. Unfortunately, they didn't.
Hinata being the quieter one of the group was practically shoved through the first door that they saw. When I say practically, I mean they literally shoved the poor girl through the door. The door of the hinge flew off in a loud bang. The teacher didn't seem at all bothered by this or by the fact that along with the door a lavender haired girl came flying in. the teacher was bothered by the fact that he had just finished putting up his plaques full of degrees and whatnot that had previously been knocked down by Sakura. A single tear slid down his cheek as the wall shook. He held his breath as the plaques moved ever so slightly. No movement.
"YES!" The teacher cried. Some students focused on their insane teacher while others focused on the cute girl who was rubbing her head.
"Look what you did, Ino! You broke Hinata, the teacher, and the door!" A brown haired girl said. She had her hair up in two buns. She had on an angry expression.
"I'm guessing you know that emo chick?" One of the students bravely asked.
"It's a protest, damn it!" Sakura's voice though muffled was still heard. Tenten shot him a glare before completely ignoring him and grabbing Hinata by the collar and dragging her out.
"It's not my fault. You were shoving her too!" Another female voice shouted from the outside of the classroom.
"Either way when Hinata wakes up, we'll have to blame someone."
"Sakura."
"Sounds good to me." The two girls walked out and looked for another door to open. They opened the door next to that. Tenten and Ino walked in and looked around. They appeared to be dissecting a frog of some sort.
"HOLY MOTHER OF HELL!" Ino screamed as she ran out and slammed the door. Tenten on the other hand was frozen at the sight of people cutting up frogs. It was on this day, she would become even more obsessed with weapons. Ino on the other hand was standing on the outside of the door shivering. "So gross…"
"What is?" Hinata said as she rubbed the wound on her head.
"Well, Tenten and I continued out search for Sakura and that lady's office while you were knocked unconscious by Tenten and m… I mean Sakura alone. We entered into that horrible room, and I saw the most horrible sight in all the world."
"What did you see?" Hinata shivered a bit wondering what was so devastating.
"If I repeat what it was, I think my tongue will shrivel up and burn."
"But shriveling doesn't really…"
"It'll happen!" Ino interrupted as a tear slid down her cheek. "This school is horrible… It has… It has…"
"Where's Tenten?"
"Shit." Ino swore. "I can't go back in there! Hinata, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to sacrifice your sight to the god of this school in order to get both you and Tenten back!"
"Eh?" Hinata said as Ino quickly opened the door and shoved Hinata in before swiftly closing. Hinata looked around in the room. To her surprise, Tenten had taken over the classroom.
"You need to cut it this way! If you use this technique, all of the guts will fall out in seconds!" She commanded. Somehow Tenten had managed to commandeer all of the cutting utensils that the boys were using for the dissection. It appeared like Tenten was lecturing the teacher on proper use of the utensil. From one of them currently stuck to a wall in the back of the room, Hinata could tell Tenten was in weapons mode.
"Tenten…" Hinata whispered. It didn't seem to get through to her. "Tenten, Ino stole your favorite dagger and is cutting her hair with it!"
"What?!?" Tenten screamed as she swung open the door and slammed it, which caused the plaques in the room next door to all come crashing down again. The teacher cried while the class laughed. I would too. Hinata sighed in relief as Tenten left the room. She slowly surveyed the room looking for the thing that horrified Ino.
"Well whatever." Hinata said as she opened the door and apologized before walking out.
"You lied."
"You almost killed a man."
"Excuses." Tenten said with a pout. Ino suddenly enveloped Hinata in a huge bear hug.
"You survived seeing that nasty thing!"
"Are you that scared of dissections?" Hinata asked she tried to pry Ino off of her.
"What no." Ino said as she loosened her grip. "I was talking about the condition of that teacher's hair. It was all oily and gross and it looked like he never washed it. It will haunt me for all my days." She shuddered.
Sakura looked out the window in disbelief glancing at her friends once more. "My rescue team has come!" She danced in glee while Tsunade and Shizune stared at her.
"You're not going anywhere. This is your new school." Shizune said with a sigh. Nothing was going to get through to this girl. "Your parents agreed to it. Your school was happy to do it."
"I regret it." Tsunade said as she opened up the drawer of her desk. She pulled out a bottle of sake and took out a big swig.
"Sh. Your classes are set. Your room is arranged. We even made a customized female uniform for you." Shizune smiled while Sakura and Tsunade just gave her the look of you're-barking-up-the-wrong-tree-she-won't-listen-to-anything-you-say.
"How the hell did you friends get her anyway? According to your record, you're the only one with a car."
"They probably spent the whole day expanding our underground tunnel system."
"Say what?" Tsunade didn't know if it was the alcohol or if the chick was crazy. It was both.
"Nothing." Sakura smiled innocently. "They probably spent the whole day walking up here. They love me so much!" Suddenly a loud crashing noise sounded through the hall. Suddenly Sakura yelled out, "It's a protest, damn it!" Both Tsunade and Shizune shot her a worried look. After that loud voices were heard.
"I'm going to take a wild guess and say your friends have entered." Another loud bang sounded along with a boisterous crash after that. Surprisingly after that sobs could be heard along with laughter before you heard someone distinctly scream, "HOLY MOTHER OF HELL!" Tsunade just eyed Sakura curiously. 'If her friends are this bad, and they decided to send her over her… Should I be worried?' After those noises, it was distinctly silent except for some yells that stopped at the same time. Suddenly a loud thump sounded along with a high pitched scream accompanied by the sound of something crashing to the ground. After that more sobs were heard. 'I should be very worried…'
"What makes you think my friends did that?" The double doors suddenly swung open reavealing three girls who appeared very messy. One had a large bruise on her head. One was removing plastic spoons from their person. One was holding something in pieces behind their hands and whistling innocently.
"Just a guess."
"Sakura!" The three of them screamed as they ran up towards her. It seemed as though they were about to embrace her when Ino and Tenten sucker punched her in the face while Hinata being less violent stabbed her with a spoon.
"Ow! What the hell?!?" Sakura screamed as she fell backwards before hiding behind Tsundae.
"You didn't pay me back that damn nickel! Without it, I won't have enough money to buy a house! Do you want me to be homeless?!" Ino yelled.
"Okay, I get that, but why did you two hit me?" Sakura said as she pulled the spoon out from her arm.
"I just got caught in the moment." Tenten smiled.
"I just felt like stabbing you with a spoon." Hinata smiled. Sakura glared at them.
"Did you guys just come here to destroy my school?" Tsunade asked as she rubbed her temples once more.
"No, we came to make sure this school was acceptable for our dear friend."
"Is it?" Tsunade asked. Both Sakura and Tsunade both thought. 'Please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no…'
"Yes." All three girls said simultaneously.
"There are many things to play with." Tenten smiled innocently. Sakura seemed to agree.
"There are many teachers to play with." Hinata smiled innocently. Tsunade shuddered.
"There are many boys to rape." Ino smiled innocently. Sakura laughed manically.
"You guys convinced me. I'll stay!"
"Okay then. " Tsunade smirked. At least the three of them would soon be gone. She only had to keep one.
"Goodbye my friends!" Sakura waved as the three of them abruptly left. Abruptly. In an abrupt fashion. Abruption. Abortion. A portion. A potion. HARRY POTTER! Now that that is done.
Sakura prepared to embrace her brand new life by letting Tsunade drag her by the collar of her shirt while she tried to hold onto anything stable to not go to her new dorm and accept her new life. She managed to hold onto–in an attempt to avoid this new life—grabbed one teacher, three students, the rail of the stairs eight times separately, Tsunade's pet pig, the door, the grass, a tree, a lolly pop—okay that one was because she had a sweet tooth craving, but everything else to escape her fate. At last Tsunade reached the dorm room. She threw Sakura in and locked the door.
"Eh?"
Tsunade walked back to her office and spoke into the speakers. "Hello students! There is a new delinquent student that we have accepted, and those of you who have been here for more than a year know what this means. All classes are cancelled. Return to your dorms now. Don't. I repeat DON'T let the new student leave the dorms. The rules for today have changed to as follows: 1. Go to your dorm and don't leave it until tomorrow morning. 2. If you live in a dorm where the student is located, you are to make sure she doesn't leave. 3. Give a call to the administration offices for all your food and other shopping needs. We will buy them for you. 4. If these rules are followed as I say, all tests are cancelled this week. If you're wondering how will I recognize him, easy. She'll be the emo girl with pink hair. Thank you." Tsunade smirked. "Welcome to School, Ms. Haruno."
"IT'S A FUCKING PROTEST!" Sakura screamed to no one in general.
If you are wondering how to stab someone with a plastic spoon, it's easy. Flip it over and stab 'em with the handle end. Teehee.
Yes, for the extreme students Tsunade closes down the school for the day. Tsunade will actually do this more often than not. Whenever she has a hangover or is extremely tired and or annoyed, she announces a made up national holiday and closes down her school. Why? Cause she's the teacher.
If you wondering who haunts Ino's nightmares too bad. I won't announce.
This has turned into a crack fiction. I'm sorry, but someone asked me to update... and the only time i can is apparently at 2:56 AM in the morning so I am currently running on sugar and coffee so if my story gets a little crazy, you'll know why.
So Review Now. Since I updated.