My Alfie,
By the time you read this, the awesome me will have mostly dissappeared. I know you'll miss me the most! Just know that I"ll miss you just as much. Know that I'll hopefully be coming back one day though. I just hope Brudder will welcome me back.
Please look after Mattie for me, don't let people forget him so many times! He's so sweet that he doesn't deserve to be forgotten. I'm sure my letter to him upset him greatly, he's so sweet and I don't want to see him cry.
Make sure he smiles often when I'm gone! Also don't be so mean to him and the others so that they aren't mean to him. He doesn't deserve that.
Forever Awesome,
Gilbert
P.S. DON'T EAT SO MANY BURGERS AND SHAKES!