Three Weddings And a Funeral By Kim's #1 Fan
Hello again friends, and a happy new year to all.
I'm back with another piece of my story, hope you enjoy it.
As usual, I do not own Kim & Co.
or the Rescue Rangers, so don't sue.
Thanks as always to everyone and anyone who's read and reviewed.
And Now...
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Chapter 1 :Gadget's Wedding
Part 2 : Meet The Rangers.
As soon as the Ranger wing was far enough away, Kim went to her cell phone, pressed one button, and called her B.F. Ron Stoppable.
"Yo, Ron's Crib, Who Dat?" asked Ron when he answered his phone.
"Hi Ronnie," cooed Kim sweetly,
(she knew if she was going to get him to go with her on this, she would have to be tricky.)
"Hey K.P., what's going on G.F. ,
I thought you said you were tired, and were going to lie down for a while."
"Well Ron," she began carefully,
"Do you remember Gadget Hackwrench ?"
Ron thought for a moment,
"Gadget Hackwrench? Say, isn't she the mouse that helped us when Drakken turned us into animals?"
Kim could hear Ron's voice shaking, he still had nightmares of being turned into a Monkey.
"Yes Ron, That's her.
Anyway she was on my bed here when I got home."
"Well that's weird." said Ron.
"It gets weirder," replied Kim,
"She fixed the penlight."
"The one that-"
"Yes Ron," she said sweetly,
"The one that turned me into a mouse, anyway, she turned me into a mouse again so we could talk, and well,"
Ron was beginning to suspect something.
"What's going on Kim?" he asked.
"Well," said Kim,
"Long story short, she's getting married in two weeks and she wants us there."
"We're gonna look kinda funny, two humans at a mouse's wedding."
said Ron thoughtfully.
"See Ron, that's why she wants to turn me into a mouse, and you into a chipmunk."
"No way K.P.!" shouted Ron into his cell phone.
"But Ron," pleaded Kim.
"K.P. , in that one day, I was turned into a monkey, a frog, a squirrel, never again!"
Then Kim got an idea.
"Pwease Won," she said in her best puppy dog pout baby voice.
"Oh no, K.P. , not the baby voice." begged Ron.
"But it won't be the same without you Wonnie." she pleaded.
She could tell he was weakening,
only one more thing was needed.
"I'll make you a deal Ron," she said speaking normally,
"You do this for me, and after the wedding, we'll stop at the nearest bueno nacho. My treat."
"Promise?" asked Ron.
"I pwomise Wonnie." she teased in her baby voice.
"Alright," said Ron.
"You win."
"See you tomorrow Ron." she whispered, then kissed her phone before hanging up.
Before she sent out her R.S.V.P. Note, she made a small notation on it.
Then she tossed it out the window.
Days later, in a New York Park Tree, (which also served as head quarters for the Rescue Rangers,)
Gadget could be heard screaming,
"Drat that Fat Cat!!! He just had to ruin my Wedding!!
When I get my hands on him,
I'm gonna..."
The Rangers had only seen Gadget this angry once,
(During a mission when a midget was pretending to be a baby, and had beat them all.)
They knew enough to just leave her alone.
But poor Foxglove was terrified.
She had seen Gadget sad, happy, depressed, but until today, had never seen her best friend this angry.
She cowered in a corner while the others tried to calm Gadget down.
"Gadj," said Chip sweetly, wanting very badly to change the subject.
"We can still get married darling.
I don't care if your wearing your lavender jumpsuit."
At that, Gadget shot a glare at Chip which told him he'd better not say another word.
Just then, a sparrow brought in Kim's R.S.V.P. Note, Foxglove read it carefully, then when she read the note at the bottom, she handed the note to Gadget, who almost looked like she wanted to bite her head off.
Gadget read the note to herself.
'Dear Gadget, if you have any problems with your gown,
let me know, my friend Monique Coleman, is a wonderful fashion designer.'
Gadget thought about this for a minute then she grabbed a pen and wrote,
'Dear Kim, when you come for the wedding, come a few days early, and bring your friend the designer,
as my wedding dress has been ruined, and I need another.
But try to explain to her why she's going to be a squirrel.
Many thanks for the help, signed
Gadget E. Hackwrench.'
When she finished the note, she called for her friend,
"Foxy?"
"Y-y-y-yes Gadget?" asked Foxglove from under the table.
"Foxglove, sweetie why are you hiding?" asked Gadget curiously.
"Sorry Gadj," she replied coming out from under the table,
"but I've never seen you so angry."
"Chip!" she called out to her boy friend,
" Get this dress out of my sight before I blow up again."
"Yes dear." said Chip grabbing her wedding dress and throwing it away.
Chip looked at the dress before tossing it.
It was the most dazzling white, that he'd ever seen, and when he'd first seen Gadget in the dress, he'd thought she'd looked like a angel,
and he fell in love all over again.
But now, the once gleaming white was covered with dirt,
and the dress was so shredded that it could never be worn again.
Somehow, they're arch enemy Fat Cat had learned of their upcoming wedding , and had sent his gang to ruin Gadget's dress.
He even had the gall to leave a card, saying,
'Best wishes on your upcoming nuptials signed F. C.'
Gadget was still furious, but was controlling her anger.
"Foxy, I need you to go to Middleton Colorado, and give this note to Kim Possible."
"Yes Gadget, right away." said Foxglove taking the note, and a map to find Middleton.
The next morning, as Kim was waking up , she heard a rapping on her window.
When she opened it, she saw a brown and pink bat, holding a note addressed to her.
"Hello there," said Kim sweetly.
"I take it your Foxglove?"
The small bat nodded her head.
Kim read the note, and then said to the bat,
"Alright then, Foxy, you go back and tell Gadget that Ron, Monique and I will arrive in New York next week."
Once again the bat nodded, bowed to Kim, then took off.
Kim immediately went to her phone and called Monique.
"Hi Mon, how'd you like to go to a wedding next week?"
The next week Kim, Ron and Monique landed in New York.
"G.F. , I don't really believe a word of what you've told me so far, but," said Monique skeptically,
"you've never lied to me before."
"Just wait till you meet her Mon," said Kim sweetly,
"she's really a sweet little mouse."
"I know Kim, but me? A Squirrel?
Why can't I be a bird?"
Just then, a lavender beam shot from out of nowhere.
When she opened her eyes, she saw a mouse,(with red hair, and green eyes,) a Chipmunk, (with shaggy blond hair and chocolate brown eyes, and a goofy smile.)
Another mouse, (with blue eyes, and Strawberry blond hair,) wearing a lavender jumpsuit.
Another Chipmunk, with a black nose, wearing an old leather bombers jacket, and a fedora.
Still another Chipmunk with a red nose, wearing a red Hawaiian shirt.
A burly mouse, wearing a large coat, and a small fly wearing a sweater.
"Spread out everyone," said the Chipmunk with the black nose,
"and give her some room to stretch her new wings."
'Wings?' she thought to herself.
'I have wings? This has got to be a dream.'
"Hey Mon, you feeling any better?" asked the white mouse with the long red hair down her back.
"G.F. Is that you? OUCH!!!" she shouted when somebody pinched her.
"That was just to prove to her it wasn't a dream. I remember when I was turned into a monkey, that was my first thought."
"Monique," asked a voice,
"Are you alright?" Monique turned around to see...
"Rufus?!? You're talking???"
"Of course Monique, I could always talk. You just couldn't understand me before because you weren't an animal, but now that your a bird..."
"I'm a bird??" asked Monique.
She tried to sing, and heard a birds voice.
Then looked at herself.
She was still wearing the same clothes as before, but now, she had wings.
"Oh, My, Gosh!!! I'm a Bird!!!"
She was so excited, she started to fly off the ground.
"Hey Luv," said the big burly mouse, with a very strong Australian accent,
"Calm down, and come back down here."
Monique realized what was happening, calmed herself down, and landed.
"Now," said Kim/ mouse.
"I think it's time for some introductions. This," said Kim, leading Monique over to the strawberry blond mouse in the lavender jumpsuit.
"This is my friend, and the bride,
Gadget
Hackwrench."
"Hello, I'm Gadget, wait a minute,
you know that, hmm, what comes next? Oh I remember,
what's your name?"
"Monique, Monique Coleman."
"Pleased to meet you, Mrs Coleman, Kim says your a fashion designer."
"Oh yeah," said Monique happily.
"I can design anything."
"How about a brides dress?" asked the chipmunk with the black nose and fedora. He seemed to be the leader.
"And brides maid dresses," added the chipmunk with the red nose,
"We need those too."
Gadget took Monique's hand ( Er uh I mean Wing,) and showed her around.
"This," she said aiming her at the chipmunk with the black nose,
"is my boyfriend, soon to be husband, Chip."
"Hello Mrs Coleman." he said nicely.
"And this," continued Gadget leading her to the next chipmunk,
"is our good friend Dale."
"Oh,," said Monique shaking hands with Dale, excitedly,
"Chip & Dale! I love your cartoons, especially with that duck, you guys are the best."
"And this," said Gadget moving her along,
"Is our friend, Monterey Jack.
Be very careful around him," she whispered in Monique's ear.
"He
has a cheese problem."
"Lactose intolerant?"
asked Monique.
"No Luv, the opposite, I have cheese attacks." whispered Monterey in her other ear.
"Cheese Attacks?" asked Monique curiously.
"Yeah," said Gadget giving Ron a plate, and hiding.
"When ever your ready Ron."
yelled Gadget from her hiding place.
Ron uncovered the plate revealing a hunk of sharp cheddar cheese.
The minute the smell of that cheese reached his nose, Monique saw something she'd never forget.
Monty's eyes grew bigger, his mustache twirled on it's own, and his tail got all squiggly.
Kim grabbed Monique by the wing and pulled her to safety just as Monterey soared over her head.
Before Ron knew what had happened, he was covered by 5 pounds of mouse.
"Sorry Ron," said Gadget helping him up, after Chip & Dale got Monterey off him.
Through a mouthful of cheese, she heard Monterey say,
"Me friends call me Monty."
"And this," she said leading Monique to the smallest member of the team,
"is our spy, our lookout, but most importantly our friend, Zipper, he's a fly, but we don't hold that against him." said Gadget sweetly.
"Pleased to meet you." said Monique offering her wing.
The fly squeaked something, and smiled at her shaking her wing.
"And up there," said Gadget pointing to the brown and pink bat, hanging from a tree limb,
"is our newest member, Foxglove."
"Hello." said Foxglove although her eyes didn't open.
"She sleeps during the day." explained Gadget.
"Now," said Chip, jumping to the subject at hand.
"About Gadget's wedding dress,"
"and don't forget Foxy's bridesmaid dress."
"Or Kim's." added Ron.
"No prob." said Monique examining Gadgets jumpsuit.
"You know, this is a nice color on you, it really brings out your eyes, while not detracting from your face.
Do you have any more of this material?"
"Oh yes!" exclaimed Gadget happily.
"Let me show you what I've got."
Everyone went into the tree house headquarters of the Rescue Rangers.
Nobody noticed the small lizard, who crept away from the tree and returned to his master, Fat Cat.
"So," said Fat Cat with an evil grin, twirling his whiskers,( as a human villain would his mustache.)
"they're going to continue with the wedding anyway are they?
Well, my new friend and I might have something to say about that.
Won't we my dear?" he asked a Hawaiian mouse who looked exactly like Gadget, except for the purple eye shadow around the eyes.
"Oh yes Fat Cat my dear," she said with an evil grin,
"We certainly do."
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Next time, more wedding fun including a bachelor party & a party for the bride as well.
As always, thanks to all who've read and reviewed.
Happy New Year everyone,
God Bless .