Three Weddings And A Funeral By Kim's #1 Fan
Hi friends, I'm back again, and I've got another piece of the story, so please, Read, Review, and enjoy.
Now for the legal stuff, I do not own Kim & Co, or the Rescue Rangers. (If I did, they'd both still be on, with new seasons.)
And now...
Chapter 1: Gadget's Wedding.
Part 3 : The Switch
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Fat Cat's lair, The closed down Happy Cat Tuna Factory, had never been busier.
His henchmen were everywhere preparing things for his big plot, and also preparing a guest room, for his Hawaiian mouse guest, her name was Lawhinee.
And she looked exactly like Gadget, except for one thing,
She wore Lavender eye shadow, while Gadget never even wore lipstick.
Lawhinee lay on a small couch made of soft black velvet.
One of Fat Cat's henchmen stood nearby holding a silver platter filled with grapes.
Fat Cat meanwhile sat on a golden throne, which had been built for him by his most loyal henchmen.
"I love your throne F.C." said Lawhinee.
"Why thank you my dear, I'd have one built for you, but we don't have the right pieces." said Fat Cat.
Fat Cat, was a large cat with purple fur, and a bad temper.
He fancied himself to be the leader of the animal underworld.
Although every time he had a master plan, the Rescue Rangers were always there to spoil everything.
Lawhinee herself had just been flown in from Hawaii.
She'd met Gadget and the Rangers there, just as she was about to be made queen of the Hawaiian Mice,
But Gadget, discovered how mean and nasty she was, and foiled her plan.
And for this reason, she hated Gadget and her friends with a passion.
She took a grape from the platter, and immediately spit it out.
"You call this Peeled!!" she shouted at the helpless henchman.
"Go back and try it again dolt!"
"And get it right!" added Fat Cat with a threatening glare,
"Or else I'll use you for a scratching post."
The henchman scampered off to the kitchen.
Fat Cat's throne was a box, with a wooden backing, and a purple velvet cushion which he sat on.
"I'm so sorry my dear, but you know how hard it is to get good help now days." he apologized.
"Oh of course, F.C. , especially with those no good Rescue Rodents, and that Goody two shoes Gadget fouling up all your plans." she said beginning to get angry, but soon she calmed herself.
"So, what's the plan F. C. ?" she asked sweetly.
"The plan my dear," began Fat Cat,
stroking his chin,
"is for my henchmen to kidnap Gadget,"
"But won't the Rangers come for her?" asked Lawhinee.
"Well of course they will, but first, they have to realize that she's gone."
"Oh I get it." said Lawhinee, her own evil grin forming on her face.
"You want me to take her place."
"Exactly!" said Fat Cat, with an evil laugh.
"And while your there, you will break up their happy little family."
"Leaving no Rangers to spoil our fun."
She laughed gleefully and kicked her legs up, knocking the platter out of the hands of the henchman who had recently returned.
The grapes fell everywhere.
"Well don't just stand there fool," she sneered at the henchman,
"Pick them up, and bring me more!"
"But-" began the henchman,
"You don't expect our guest to eat dirty grapes do you?" asked Fat Cat with an evil grin.
"No Fat Cat." apologized the henchman bowing to them both.
"So very sorry madam." he said sincerely.
"Oh shut up you fool," commanded Lawhinee,
"And hurry up with those grapes, I'm famished."
The henchman once again ran back to the kitchen.
"Now then my dear," began Fat Cat.
"How well can you imitate our dear miss Gadget?" he asked.
"Golly Fat Cat," said Lahwhinee, with a very Gadget like look on her face.
"With my mind bashingly high I.Q.
I can do anything I set my mind too," suddenly she got a very dangerous look on her face.
"even destroy the Rescue Rangers."
In the back of his mind Fat Cat thought,
'excellent, and when she's done, I'll have her shipped back to Hawaii with out her pay.'
Meanwhile in the back of her mind, Lawhinee was thinking,
'and then I'll take over your organization, you fat slob.'
They both chuckled evilly.
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Meanwhile, across town, inside of a park tree, which also served as headquarters for the Rescue Rangers,
The guys ( Chip, Dale, Monty, Zipper and Ron,) were getting ready to go out for Chip's Bachelor party.
While the girls, ( Gadget, Foxglove, Kim and Monique) were planning on staying in, ordering out, and just gabbing the night away.
"I'll never forget when Dale proposed to me." said Foxglove dreamily.
"Well," said Kim , while munching on a carrot stick,
"spill it girl."
"Yeah," said Monique, "and don't skimp on the details."
"Yeah Foxy," Smiled Gadget,
"even I wanna hear this."
"Well," began Foxglove shyly,
"We
went to our favorite Mexican food place , and of
course I being a fruit bat, just had to have some
of whatever is in season."
"Strawberries?" asked
Gadget curiously.
"No Gadj," replied Kim, "Bananas."
"No way G.F. ," said Monique.
"Grapes!"
"Your all wrong." said Foxglove proudly,
"To a true Fruit Bat, there's only one fruit in season this time of year, and that's Cantaloupe."
Everyone slapped their head at the same time.
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Meanwhile across town, Chip and the guys were having their own party, in a small New York bar completely run by mice.
"Another round over ere, Joey," said Monty loudly.
"It's on me boys."
"But Monty, you've already bought three rounds already, let someone else treat." said Ron.
"Sorry, Boyo," said Monty.
"But it's not everyday one of me best mates, gets married."
"Alright then Joey, you heard him, another round of Root Beer." said Dale happily.
The bartender then brought five more glasses of Root Beer.
And then they began to drink.
"So Chip," asked Ron,
"Aren't you scared?"
"Of what Ron?" asked Chip.
"Well, of getting married, taking the big plunge, giving up your freedom, and all that."
"Well," began Chip,
"Truthfully, Ron at first, Yes.
I was Terrified, but then I thought,
'Wait a minute, she's the most beautiful mouse in the world, and she wants to be with me!'
so after that, no Ron not one bit.
I mean I may be giving up girls, but I have the only one I'll ever need."
"Boy," said Ron,
"That's deep bro."
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Back at ranger headquarters, everyone was laughing.
"Right in the guacamole??" asked Kim, laughter in her voice.
"Yep," replied Foxglove,
"He asked me to marry him, I said Yes, Kissed him, and he fell back, right into the guacamole on the next table."
Once again everyone laughed.
"And then, to top it off," said Foxglove through the fresh laughter,
"he grabs a tortilla chip from the next table, scrapes it across his face gathering a big load of guacamole, then pops the chip and the guacamole in his mouth."
everyone started laughing again.
"That reminds me of when Chip asked me to marry him." Said Gadget.
"That was about the fifth or sixth time he'd asked me, and every time I'd have to break his heart by saying no."
"Why'd you say no Gadj?" asked Monique curiously.
"I mean, if you really love the guy,"
"I Do Mon, I really do, the only problem up until Foxglove joined us, was that both Chip and Dale were in love with me,"
"Lucky Girl." whispered Kim, which got every one laughing again.
"But this time," continued Gadget after the laughter died down,
"Dale had already asked Foxy to marry him, so that turned me loose to marry Chip.
So, I said yes, Chip jumped up, right into our waiter, who was bringing the salad.
The salad spilled all over Chip's head, dressing and all.
And here's Chip, licking his lips for some dressing, and chewing on a tomato."
Again the girls all started laughing.
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Meanwhile back at Joey's bar,
The guy's were having a drinking contest, and it was down to just Monty and Ron.
Zipper did his best, but he only drank one and a half,
same as Chip.
Dale had made it up to four, but then passed out.
The bartender brought four more mugs.
Ron grabbed two, (One in each hand,) he was determined to win.
Rufus stood off to the side cheering him on.
"C'mon Ron," he cheered,
"You can do it!"
Meanwhile Monty had also grabbed two mugs, and was throwing them back like there was no tomorrow.
And Zipper was cheering,
"Go Monty."
And Chip and Dale watched with interest.
"Five Walnuts on Ron." whispered Dale.
"Your on buddy," replied Chip,
"I've got faith in Monty, he's never let me down before."
They made it to ten mugs of root beer, and then Monty gave out with a great big belch, then passed out.
"Yes!!" cheered Rufus proudly,
"Ladies and Gentleman," said Dale, imitating a wrestling announcer,
"Here is your winner, and new champion, The Unstoppable, Ron Stoppable."
"One more round Joey," said Ron,
"On me."
"Right away sir." said the dark haired bartender.
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Meanwhile the girls were having fun talking about fashion, music, and guys.
"So Kim," asked Foxglove curiously.
"When did you know that Ron was the one?"
"Well," began Kim, smoothing some wrinkles out of her pink heart top, and Cargo pants.
"Ron and I have been friends since Pre k. And he's been my sidekick, and my partner since I started this world saving gig so many years ago.
But it was last year, at our senior prom when I realized how much he meant to me."
"Oh Yeah!!" said Gadget,
"Those little Diablos! The Rangers stopped A whole bunch of those things here in New York!
Man, were they ever tough."
"So that's why we never got a call from New York that night."
said Kim.
"Anyway," continued Kim,
"After all that, we went back to our Senior Prom, and Ron and I danced the last dance together,
And that's when it happened."
"She kissed him!" finished Monique
patting her friend on the back with her wing.
Monique wore a red sweater vest, with a white shirt underneath.
It had been a long sleeve when she first put it on, but when her wings grew, the sleeves disappeared.
And she also wore a pair of faded blue jeans.
"She kissed him right there on the dance floor, with everyone watching."
Everyone sighed, even Kim.
"Alright Foxy," said Kim,
"Your turn, when did you know that Dale was your Mr. Right?"
"Well," began Foxglove making her self comfortable,
"For me, it was love at first sight. Of course when we first met, I was trying to trick him into giving me a moon stone,
but as I got to know him, I fell in love with him."
"Well," said Gadget looking around the room,
"I think we'd better clean up now, before the guy's get back.
They're gonna be way too tired to help clean up."
"While you girls do that, I'm gonna stretch out my wings." said Monique moving toward the door.
"Nice try Bonnie," teased Kim,
"Grab a broom babe."
"Who's Bonnie?" asked Foxglove sweetly.
"Long story." said Kim, handing Monique a broom.
Gadget started to pick up the empty glasses, but Foxglove said,
"Oh no sweetie, no work for you, you just go to your room, or your workshop, and let us do this."
"Thanks guys," said Gadget with a yawn.
She went into her room and waved to her friends as she left.
As soon her door shut, some one grabbed her, tied her up and gagged her.
"Hello Sister dear." said a cold mean voice.
Gadget's eyes opened in surprise when Lawhinee appeared.
"Guess who's gonna miss her own wedding tomorrow?" she said with an evil grin.
Tears began to appear in Gadget's eyes.
"Oh now don't you worry sweetie,
I'll marry him and get him to leave the rangers, and then I'll make him completely miserable."
Then she laughed evilly.
"Take her back to Fat Cat's,
and Don't let her go!" she said to the two strong mice that Fat Cat had loaned her for the night.
"Tomorrow," she said with an evil grin,
"I'm gonna be Mrs Chip Maplewood."
Gadget kicked and screamed, but she was carried away from Ranger Head Quarters before anyone even knew she was gone.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Gadget Kidnapped????
Lahwhinee marrying Chip???
What else can go wrong???
Come back next week and find out.
Thanks again to everyone who's read and reviewed so far.
Till next time everyone,
God Bless.