Three Weddings And A Funeral By Kim's #1 Fan
Hi friends, I'm back with another piece.
As always, thanks to anyone who's read and reviewed so far.
I do not Own either Kim & Co.
or the Rescue Rangers, this is all in fun.
And Now...
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Chapter 1 : Gadget's Wedding
Part 4: To The Rescue
Monique Coleman had never been a bird before now, so she was out enjoying the night air, feeling the wind under her wings brought her greater joy then she'd ever known as a human.
She spread her brown and white wings, and took off.
She did Barrel rolls and loopdeloops, and other tricks which without her new wings would have been impossible.
Her long Black hair fluttered in the breeze.
'Next time I do this,' she thought to herself,
'I'm gonna tie my hair with a rubber band, to keep it down.'
She enjoyed the feeling of the wind blowing through her red sweater vest.
Suddenly, her bird eyes saw something.
Two large dirty looking mice, carrying a strawberry blond mouse who was bound and gagged.
"I'd better look into this."
she said to herself, and followed them to their destination.
They soon arrived at the Happy Cat Tuna Factory.
Monique found an open window flew in and waited in the rafters to see what was going on.
She watched as the two dirty mice brought the strawberry blond one up to a big fat cat with purple fur,
wearing a dark jacket.
"Well," said the cat evilly,
"If it isn't the famous Gadget Hackwrench, come to stay at the hotel Fat Cat."
Monique let out a shocked gasp, fortunately for her, it wasn't heard.
"Take our new guest to her room boys," said Fat Cat twirling his whiskers.
"And don't worry my dear, we'll let you out," he said with an evil grin,
"After the wedding!"
Then he laughed loudly as Gadget was carried away kicking and screaming.
"I'd better go get Kim and Ron, they'll know what to do."
said Monique to herself,
Then she took off for Ranger H.Q. Faster then she'd ever flown before.
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Meanwhile, back at Ranger Headquarters,
Lahwhinee was just waking up.
She almost yelled for someone to bring her breakfast in bed,
but then remembered she was supposed to be Gadget, so she got up and went to her closet to pick her clothes for the day.
But all she found in the closet were Lavender Jumpsuits.
"Sheesh," she said to herself,
"Doesn't this mouse own anything worth wearing?"
She grabbed a jumpsuit and put it on quickly.
Then she spotted Gadget's wedding gown hanging in the corner.
"Hmm, now this is nice."
she said eying the lavender dress.
She looked it over,
It appeared to be made from the same material as her lavender jumpsuits.
And had lavender lace around the end of each arm, and around the neckline.
"Very nice indeed." she said with an evil grin.
Then she noticed the veil.
It was made completely of the same lavender lace that was on each arm and the neckline of the dress.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"Just a minute," said Lawhinee
trying to sound Gadget like.
She opened the door to see a mouse with white fur and a long red pony tail.
"Morning Gadget," she said sweetly.
Lahwhinee, (thinking this was Gadget's maid,) grabbed her wedding gown and gave it to her.
"Take this to the church, and if I see one tear, or one wrinkle in it, it's coming out of your pay!"
and then she slammed the door in the poor mouse's face.
Kim stood there for a second thinking ' Well that was weird, not at all like the Gadget that I know, ah well, probably pre wedding jitters.'
Then she took the dress, and was just going out the door as Monique flew in.
"Kim!" cried Monique, as she flew in.
"We have an emergency here!
Gadget has been kidnapped!"
"Monique, that's impossible,
Gadget just gave me her wedding dress, and told me to take it to the church."
"Well now I know that's not her, because she told me last night to take in the hem a little." replied Monique.
Chip and Dale had heard every word of this, and were just starting to wonder what was going on.
"What's up ladies?" asked Chip nicely.
"Monique says Gadget was kidnapped," said Kim evenly,
"but she just now gave me her wedding dress, and told me to take it to the church."
"Let us try something," said Chip calmly.
Then he woke up Foxglove and told her the whole story, and then asked her to knock on Gadget's door.
Being a good friend, and an obedient Rescue Ranger, Foxglove did as she was told.
She knocked on Gadget's door,
the door opened,
"Ahh!!! A Bat!!!" she screamed, and slammed the door in her face.
"What was that all about?" asked Foxy curiously.
"Let's try one last thing." said Chip, going to Gadget's door and knocking.
Gadget opened the door and smiled sheepishly.
"Good
morning Chirp darling,"
she said sweetly,
"I'm sorry dear, but your bat friend scared me.
Now what did you want?"
"Just to see if you were ready yet dear." said Chip gently.
"You just go darling, I'll meet you at the church."
"Yes dear." replied Chip shutting the door, then saying something to Zipper, who began watching Gadget from the keyhole.
Chip returned to Kim and the others.
"That's not Gadget, it's her evil twin Lahwhinee from Hawaii.
For now, Dale, Monty, Zipper and myself will play along, while you Ron, Monique, Rufus and Foxglove rescue Gadget."
said Chip quietly.
"But how can you be sure Chip?" asked Kim.
"Fact 1, Gadget and I agreed to get married in this park, right underneath this tree,
and just now she said she'd meet us at the church." explained Chip.
"Fact 2," began Dale, remembering something important.
"Did you hear what she called him? Chirp??
When we first met her twin in Hawaii, she had the hardest time remembering our names."
"Oh and watch out for one Fat Cat," warned Monterey.
"He may be fat, but he's one tough tabby."
"Fat Cat?" asked Monique.
"He's the one they took her too
Kim."
"Now I know this is a bad idea." said Chip.
"We can't send them against Fat Cat," said Dale worriedly,
"he'll maul em."
"Now boyo's," said Monty proudly,
"I got faith in our new friends ere, I mean they are heroes right?"
"Well, all but Monique," said Ron,
"but she's trainable."
"Alright," decided Chip,
"Get Gadget, and bring her to the church, but try to hurry,
I don't want to marry Lahwhinee."
And with that Kim, Ron, Rufus,
Monique and Foxglove left to rescue Gadget.
Soon they were approaching the Happy Cat Tuna Factory.
"All right guys," whispered Kim,
"follow me, I've got a plan."
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Minutes later, a Naked Mole Rat and his gang were in front of the main entrance to the Happy Cat Tuna Factory.
And tied up behind them was a very sad looking bat.
"What do you want?" asked a gruff voice from inside.
The brown and white bird wearing the red sweater vest, and jeans, listened to the Mole Rat as he told her what to say, then in a very New York type accent, she said,
"The Boss says he wants to meet your boss Fat Cat,
We wanna cut a deal."
Minutes later, the doors open and they are met by a very stupid looking mole.
"The boss says, he wants to hear what you have to offer."
They were led inside, and there they met the one and only Fat Cat.
"Well," Fat Cat purred evilly.
"Who do we have here?"
The bird was just about to answer when the mole rat
shoved her aside.
"Ain't you never heard of the Dirty Rat Gang?" asked the Mole Rat in a very tough voice.
"From Chicago?" asked Fat Cat leaning forward on his throne.
"Dat's us." said the mole rat pulling the lapel on his jacket.
"Dis," he motioned to a white mouse, with a red pony tail, wearing a tight black dress,
"is my Moll, Mousie."
"Charmed, I'm sure," said Mousie.
"And dis," he motioned toward the Chipmunk in the black tee shirt, and faded jeans.
"is my muscle man, Munk."
Munk bowed to Fat Cat.
"And dis," he motioned to the bird,
"is me mouth piece, Birdie."
and with that the bird stepped forward and shoved the bat forward as well.
"The Big Bad Mole Rat, would like to join your organization,
and offers one of your Rescue ranger enemies, as a peace offering."
"Boys, lock her up beside her friend, now then Boss Mole Rat, let's discuss business."
The lizard took the bat, and lead her back.
"Uh, not that I don't trust your people F. C., but that bat was very hard to get, I'd like to have two of my people, guard her until she's in a cell."
said the big Mole Rat.
"Oh of course, my friend."
Mousie and Munk soon followed the lizard and the bat.
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"So," said Mousie loudly,
"this is where you keep your prisoners."
Before he could answer, Mousie karate chopped the lizard from behind, and grabbed the cell keys.
"Kim!!" cried Gadget happily upon seeing her friend.
"We're here to free you." said Kim searching for the right key to open the cell.
"Don't Bother!" said an evil voice from behind them.
They all turned to see Fat Cat holding both Rufus and Monique by the neck.
"Get em Boys!" said Fat Cat with an evil grin, as his henchmen circled around Kim, Ron, and Gadget.
To Be Continued...
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HORRORS!!!!
Is Chip going to have to marry Lahwhinee????
And what about Kim, Ron, and everyone?
Come back next week, for the exciting conclusion.
Till then,
Thanks for reading and reviewing.
God Bless.