Three Weddings And A Funeral. By Kim's #1 Fan
Well here we are friends, the moment we've all been waiting for, the wedding of Chip Maplewood & Gadget Hackwrench.
As always, I do not own Kim and Co. or the Rescue Rangers.
A special thanks to my two good friends for reading and reviewing, Data Seeker, and Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro.
Thanks for the great reviews guys.
And Now...
Chapter 1 : Gadget's Wedding.
Part 5 : Here comes the bride.
The Church was beautiful, everywhere you looked, you could see Gadget's favorite color, Lavender.
Even the flowers around the walkway were Lavender.
There was even a Lavender rug for Gadget to walk on.
Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack and Zipper all wore Lavender tuxedos, which had been made for them by their newest friend,
Monique Coleman.
"I hope they get here soon," whispered Dale to his friend, Chip.
"Or else your gonna be married to Lawhinee."
Suddenly they heard Lahwhinee yelling,
"Where is that stupid little mouse with my gown, I swear, if she's late, I'm gonna fire her!"
"Here Monty," said Chip, handing Monty the wedding dress,
"You'd better take this before she fires Kim."
Dale laughed a bit at the thought of Gadget firing anyone.
Monterey took the dress and went to Lahwhinee's dressing room.
"Here ya go Gadget luv, the little mouse girl just dropped this off, and ran out to buy more flowers for the wedding."
"Well, at least somebody's useful around here," said Lahwhinee, then an evil grin played across her face as she got an idea.
"by the way Montgomery, when do you start your diet?" she asked sweetly.
"What diet?" asked Monty.
"Well," began Lahwhinee,
"Chomp just told me, that if you don't lose your Gouda gut, your out of the Rangers."
"Oh is that so?" said Monty.
And he left the dressing room, and went to see Chip.
"Chipper," he said,
"I think I know her plan."
"What is it?" asked Chip.
"She's trying to break up the Rangers."
"Well," said Chip with a devious grin,
"Let's give the lady what she wants."
Then he opened the door, and said loudly.
"That's right Monty, I said lose the Gouda gut, or your out of the Rangers!"
He winked at Monty and told him to follow his lead.
"Well if that's how ya want it Chipper, that's fine with me, Good bye Mate!"
yelled Monty loudly so that the whole church heard.
Then he stormed out of the church.
But on his way out, he whispered something to Dale.
Lahwhinee was laughing her head off.
"One down, two to go." she laughed.
"Oh Doyle," she called sweetly to Dale.
Dale came quickly and said
"Yes Gadj?"
"Doyle sweetie, are you still a Ranger?" she asked innocently.
"Of course I am." replied Dale.
"Why?"
"Well hon,"said Lahwhinee filing her nails,
"Chomp just told me that he was gonna kick you out of the Rangers, because your always goofing off."
"Oh, is that so." said Dale marching out of her room.
Although, after what Monty had told him, he knew enough not to believe a word she said, he was just giving her what she wanted to keep her happy till Gadget showed up.
Dale found Chip, and told him what Lahwhinee had said.
Chip listened carefully, then opened the door for everyone to hear,
"That's right Dale, I'm tired of your screw ups, your out of the Rangers."
"Well that's fine with me," said Dale Loudly,
"I can't stand working with you anymore anyway." said Dale, storming out of the church.
"Two down," said Lahwhinee with an evil grin,
"One to go."
Then she saw Zipper nearby.
She ran out and hugged him.
"Oh Zapper," she cried,
"I'm so sorry to hear that your not a Ranger anymore."
"Bzzz?" asked the little fly.
"You mean you haven't heard?"
Zipper shook his head.
"Chomp just told me your to small to be a Rescue Ranger."
And with that Zipper flew off to find Chip.
Chip who had heard everything, caught Zipper by the wings, and shook his head no, and hugged his little friend.
'Now' he whispered,
'Let's make this believable.'
"That's right Zipper, your too small to be a Ranger." said Chip loudly, winking at his little friend.
Zipper buzzed angrily for a second, then left the church.
"Mission accomplished." said Lahwhinee with an evil grin.
"The Rescue Rangers are no more.
Now all I've gotta do is make Chomp miserable, and that'll be easy."
Meanwhile, Chip went to talk to the old owl, Reverend Lovelace.
He told him the whole situation.
The old owl listened intently, then when Chip was through, said,
"What do you want me to do my friend?" he asked,
"Just help us stall for time if need be." replied Chip.
The old owl thought for a moment, then said,
"I could certainly go into a very, very long ceremony."
"Thanks Reverend." said Chip.
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Meanwhile back at The Happy Cat Tuna Factory, Fat Cat and his henchmen were closing in on Kim , Ron, Rufus, Foxglove, and Monique.
Kim tossed the cell keys, to Rufus, and said,
"Get Gadget out of there."
Rufus grabbed the keys and quickly found the right key to free Gadget.
Gadget burst out of her cell ready to fight.
Kim kicked a few rats away as they got closer,
While Ron summoned all of his MMP, (Mystical Monkey Power.) and surrounded himself with a blue aura, and shot out blue flames to force back some very angry looking lizards.
Meanwhile Rufus was judo chopping anything that got to close to him and Gadget.
And Gadget was kicking at anything that he missed.
Meanwhile, Foxglove and Monique were flying above, Monique dive bombing anything that moved, while Foxglove was having dog fights with the evil birds that worked for Fat Cat.
"We've gotta do something." said Monique.
"We have a wedding to get to."
"I've got an idea," said Foxglove,
"Follow my lead."
Foxglove immediately dived down and grabbed onto Fat Cat's coat, and tried to lift him.
Monique, finally understanding what she meant, swooped down and grabbed the other end of Fat Cat's coat.
And together they lifted Fat Cat high into the air of the factory,
until they were flying over a vat filled with water.
"Let me go, you Rescue Ranger Rejects!" shouted Fat Cat.
"You heard him Monique,"
said Foxglove slyly,
"let him go."
"You got it Foxy." replied Monique and they dropped Fat Cat into the vat.
"HELP!!!" shouted Fat Cat,
"You know cats hate water!" he cried.
"And besides, I can't swim, now get me out of here."
Fat Cat's henchmen forgot the battle, and ran to help him out of the vat.
"Let's get out of here." said Kim.
And soon everyone was standing outside of the factory.
"Thanks for saving me Kim," said Gadget hugging her friend.
"But now what do we do?
Fat Cat and his gang won't give up that easily."
Kim turned to Monique,
"Mon, your gonna carry Gadget and myself to the church,
while Foxglove Ron and Rufus lead Fat Cat and his gang on a wild goose chase."
"Great idea Kim," said Ron.
"let's go Foxy." said Ron when he and Rufus were ready.
Ron wore a red wig with a long pony tail, and Rufus wore a strawberry blond wig.
Monique took off expertly for carrying two mice, on her back,
and her brown and white form was far out of sight before Fat Cat and his gang arrived.
They only saw Foxglove in the distance.
"After them!" shouted Fat Cat,
"We can't let them reach the church."
Fat Cat and his gang began running after Foxglove and her passengers.
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Meanwhile, Monique, Kim and Gadget had just arrived at the church.
"Get us in there Mon!" shouted Kim.
"Hold on guys!" shouted Monique flying threw an open window, just in time to hear the reverend say,
"If there is anyone here who feels that these two should not be so joined, let him speak now, or forever hold his peace."
Gadget jumped off of Monique's back landing with a thud, on top of Lahwhinee.
"Hello sister dear." she said sweetly,
"Now get away from my Munk!"
Gadget and Lahwhinee started rolling all over the church.
Screaming, pulling hair, punching and kicking each other,
Till finally Chip and Dale separated them.
"Which one is the real Gadget?" asked Chip.
"I am!" they both said at the same time.
"You are not!" they both replied,
"I am!"
"Just a minute guys," said Kim calmly,
"Monique, do your stuff."
Monique looked closely at the two mice, then after a while, said to Chip,
"Alright Chip, you can let Gadget go."
"How'd you know Mon?" asked Dale, struggling to hold onto Lahwhinee.
"Simple Dale, number one, Gadgets eyes are Blue,"
"yeah but so are Lahwhinee's."
said Chip looking closely at the struggling mouse.
"That's true Chip," replied Monique,
"But Lahwhinee's eyes are Ocean Blue, While Gadget's are Sky Blue.
Besides, Lahwhinee's still wearing the wedding dress I made for Gadget."
Then she turned to Kim, and said,
"Kim, you may know kick the bride."
Kim immediately gave Lahwhinee a flying kick to the head, knocking her out.
Suddenly the church doors flew open, and in flew Foxglove Ron and Rufus closely followed by Fat Cat and his gang, who soon discovered that they were out numbered.
"Sorry," apologized Fat Cat quickly.
"We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere."
"Get them!" shouted Chip.
And everyone in the church got up and started to move toward Fat Cat and his Gang.
"Run!" shouted Fat Cat.
And soon he and his gang were gone.
"Alright everyone," said Chip,
"Let's move this wedding to where it belongs,
The big tree in the park."
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Everything in the Park was beautiful, it was a cloudless night, and all the stars shone brightly all around the park.
It was a full moon, so everyone could see everything.
And where you couldn't see, fireflies lit the way so you could.
There were Lavender flowers everywhere you looked, which had been planted the night before by the friends of the Rescue Rangers, as their way of saying congratulations to Gadget and Chip.
Gadget stood on a lavender rug, looking at everything.
She began to cry again, for the sixth time that day.
She wore the Lavender wedding dress which had been made for her by Monique.
It also had a purple sash around the middle, and lavender lace down each arm, and around the neck.
And her veil, and train behind her head were also made from Lavender lace.
Chip and Dale, Ron, Zipper, Rufus and Monterey Jack all wore Lavender tuxedos with purple cumber buns, and Lavender Top hats with purple around the top.
Meanwhile, Gadget's Brides maids, who stood on the opposite side of the best men,
Kim, Monique and Foxglove wore sleeveless lavender gowns, all with purple sashes and lavender arm length gloves.
And they each held a bouquet
of lavender wild flowers.
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Monterey Jack stood beside Gadget.
"Are you ready luv?" he asked.
"Yes," replied Gadget tearfully,
"It's all so beautiful, I just wish my father were here."
"Now Gadget," said Monty tenderly, looking into her tear filled eyes.
"I'm sure your father is looking down on you right now, and is just as proud of you as I am."
"Thanks Monty," said Gadget hugging her friend,
"You always know just the right thing to say."
And with that she linked arms with Monty, and they began walking down the aisle together.
Behind Gadget, holding up her train, was a teenage Girl squirrel named Tammy.
Gadget and Tammy had become very good friends and were as close as sisters.
Beside Tammy flew a sparrow named Midge, who held the other end of her bridal train.
And walking in front of them, scattering lavender flower petals, was Tammy's baby sister Bink.
Bink absolutely adored her sister Tammy, but thought of Gadget as the big sister she'd always wanted.
Playing the wedding march on a tiny organ was another close friend of the Rangers.
A Queen bee named Queenie.
As she walked down the aisle,
Gadget noticed other old and new friends, who had come to wish her and Chip good luck.
Standing way in the back, close to where Gadget and Monty started, stood a ferret, with dirty paws. His paws were dirty because he had been out in the park all night, digging holes to plant all of the lavender flowers around the park.
His name was D.S. And he was not only a close personal friend of Gadget, and had been there for her, when she'd lost her father, but was also an old friend of Monterey Jack, and had gone on many adventures with Monty, and Gadget's father Geegaw Hackwrench.
As she continued down the aisle, she saw her old childhood friend Ran.
Ran was a mouse, and he and Gadget had gone to school together when they were young.
They had learned everything together, from ABC's and 123's,
To science and technology.
Gadget gave him a small wave as she passed.
Further down the aisle, she saw
another new friend,
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro.
He was a small pudgy glasses wearing Spanish mouse, who was the only member of the Spanish Rescue Rangers group who could make it.
The others were all out chasing El Gato, a female Spanish cat, who would steal anything that wasn't nailed do the ground.
Gadget looked outside, and there were hundreds of little fireflies forming a heart, and inside the heart, they had wrote the words,
'Congratulations to Chip & Gadget'
Soon they stood before Reverend
Lovelace, the kindly old owl, who said,
"Who gives this mouse to be married?"
"I do," said Monty proudly.
"Thank you, Monty." whispered Gadget sweetly kissing his cheek.
Monty walked over to join Dale Ron, and Zipper.
"Dearly beloved," began the reverend,
"we are gathered here tonight, in this beautiful setting, to join this Chipmunk," he motioned to Chip, " and this Mouse into the bonds of holy matrimony, if there are any here who feel they should not be so joined, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."
Nobody said a word.
Reverend Lovelace looked at Chip.
"Do You Chip Alexander Maplewood take this Mouse, Gadget Elisabeth Hackwrench to be your lawfully wedded wife? To Love, honor and cherish her, in sickness and in health, so long as you both shall live, till death do you part?"
Chip swallowed hard, then looked at Gadget, and said,
"I Do."
Then the old owl turned to Gadget,
"And do you, Gadget Elisabeth Hackwrench take this Chipmunk, Chip Alexander Maplewood to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love honor and cherish in sickness and in health, so long as you both shall live, till death do you part?"
Gadget
looked lovingly into Chip's eyes, and said,
"I
Do."
"The rings please." said Reverend Lovelace.
Dale gave Chip the ring that Chip had bought for Gadget,
While Foxglove gave Gadget the ring she had bought for Chip.
"Place the rings on each others fingers please." said Reverend Lovelace.
Chip put his ring on Gadget's
finger, while Gadget put her ring on Chip's finger.
"Then," began Lovelace,
"by the power invested in me by the city of New York, state of New York,
I now pronounce you Husband and Wife."
After a few seconds of silence, Chip and Gadget looked expectantly at Reverend Lovelace.
"Oh my," he apologized,
"I'm
so sorry, you may kiss the bride."
As Gadget
and Chip kissed, he said,
"Whom so god has joined together, let no man put asunder."
Everyone in the park cheered,
As the reverend said,
" Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce, Mr. & Mrs Chip and Gadget Maplewood."
Once again everyone cheered, and celebrated well into the next morning.
At Sunrise, the next morning, Chip took off Gadget's Lavender garter, she'd worn under her dress, and tossed it over his head.
It was caught by his best friend Dale.
Then Gadget threw her wedding bouquet into the air behind her, and it was caught by Foxglove.
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Later that morning, Kim, Ron Rufus and Monique were all ready to go home.
"Thanks for coming guys," said Gadget hugging them all in turn,
"and thanks for saving me."
"Hey," said Ron simply,
"it's what we do."
"And we were glad to do it."
continued Kim.
"Don't forget guys," said Foxy,
"Your all invited back next month for our wedding."
"Well, that was quick." said Monique.
"Are you kidding?" asked Gadget,
"She's been after him to marry her since the day they met."
All the girls giggled.
Then Gadget reached behind her and grabbed the penlight.
"Bye everyone," said Kim, while Ron, Monique and Rufus waved.
"See you next Month."
And then they were all hit by a Lavender beam, and turned human.
"A wedding? In January?" asked Ron.
"Hush Ron." said Kim,
"I think it's romantic."
"Yeah," said Ron patting his pocket, then taking out a small box and opening it, and looking at the ring.
"but not half as romantic as what I have planed."
"Ron," called Kim,
"Are you coming? Or staying?"
"I'm Coming K.P., I'm coming."
said Ron, quickly putting away the ring box.
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Well that's it everyone, One wedding down two to go.
Sorry this part was so long, but I had a lot to do.
Once again thanks to anyone and everyone who's read and reviewed so far.
Next Time...
The Wedding of Foxglove and Dale.
Also Ron proposes to Kim.
So be here.
Till then,
God Bless.
