Authours Notes: I am so so sorry I haven't updated for abut 92083902 years! Really! I just haven't got round to writing it cos I have had exams and stuff, still there are no excuses! So now its here I'm sorry if its not very good! Or long, or Anderberryish... Sorry! Review it please and Thank you! Again, im so so so so sorry!
Kurt was confused. He wasn't quite sure of what just happened. All he recalls is talking to Blaine, staring at him, which after thinking about it, was a little peculiar, and then his eyes following his rear area as he walked up the stairs. How does Rachel know what I don't even know yet? How can she possibly think I feel anything towards Blaine? Blaine. My best friends brother, the guy I knew forever, the guy I helped potty train! How is any of this real? It's not real, its not. It cant be... Can it?
Kurt realised his absence from reality and returned by saying, "what are you talking about? Rachel that ridiculous!" Kurt's tone of voice was what he would call believable, but to Rachel it was his covering-up-something voice.
"Kurt. You can't tell me that my brother just walked up the stairs without someone drooling over his butt! Which by the way makes me overly joyed for you both yet so creeped out..."
"Rachel can we just drop it please? You know I don't like your brother, that would be just... weird! I mean I've known him since forever!"
"And? Doesn't that make it even more perfect?"
"No that just makes it more weird! But there s nothing to be weird about cos I don't like him!"
"Kurt, come on! Don't you know that I notice how you blush whenever he comes to say hi to you in school! How you pretend to not care every time his name is mentioned in a sentence! Come on Kurt just admit it! YOU LIKE BL-."
"Shhh Rachel! You're speaking way too load! And no I don't like Blaine! At all! No way! In any way! Wait no as a friend I do; obviously, that obvious right? but nothing more!"
"Really? Are you sure about that Mr Hummel?"
"Yes Rachel I am! And don't call me that, I feel like I'm in trouble...Now can we just drop it? Please! I do not like Blaine okay?"
"Just makin' it worse Hummel"
"What have I said now? I mean I haven't done anything to make myself look awkward or uncertain or..."
"HA so you admit that you're doubting your 'we're just friends, I've known him forever' act'!"
By this time Kurt's embarrassment has risen over a thousand times. "Come on Kurt! Look its not awkward, its not weird, its cute that you have a crush! Even cuter that It's on my brother! I mean the last person that liked Blaine was our pet hamster 4 years ago, you know Charles? When he used to get excited when Blaine held him and pee on him as a sign of affection, well I think it was... Anyway back to my point... Can't you admit that there is a tiny spark? Just a little one?" Kurt's eyes wonder around the room, trying to find something to fix on when he finds nothing but air. So he settles with two beady eyes that stare at him. He searches in his brain trying to find a comeback, but decides to finally just give in!
"Okay maybe Blaine is... well, sorta kinda cute, you know he has those adorable eyebrows that I swear he plucks to make them perfectly triangular! And he has those puppy eyes that he does when he tries to get something off you, and those little creases that appear round his mouth when he smiles and..." Rachel stares at Kurt in the you're in love face. She analyses his behaviour and makes a mental note to tell Blaine about this when she notices a blanket sticking out of the door...
"And also there's those...Rachel, stop looking at me like that! I think he's cute! End of story! He's your brother for god sakes... You're pretty; there's gotta be some resemblance."
"Kurt; can I please remind you that as much alike as we look, we are NOT RELATED! Remember? We're adopted! But you can just go ahead and talk to me about my own brothers dreaminess whilst I try not to explode with happiness and puke at the same time." A slight smirk starts to appear on Kurt's face before he continues.
Meanwhile, Blaine sits outside the door eavesdropping on Kurt and Rachel, silently squealing and laughing to himself. He sits with a pillow and a large blanket, which he buries his face in every time Kurt compliments him. Trying not to make a sound as he tries to contain his joy.
"And have you seen that little stubble he has! And"
"Kurt are you quite finished? Its so adorable that you love my brother, and don't you deny it cos you've just listed 37 things you love about him! But Kurt, he's my brother... can we leave it at 37?"
"37? Really? And I dont love him! And do I really talk that much! Or are you just being over dramatic?"
"Okay maybe not 37...more like 27, but still! Lets stop before I upchuck on your new outfit!" Rachel smiles at Kurt whilst she unplugs her phone charger, but hears a breathing pattern that can only be an excited Blaine coming from outside her door. She wonders what is going on when she realises, Bline is outside the door! Of corse! She thinks to herself and forms a poor, yet cunning plan to distract Kurt.
"Say, Kurt how about we leave soon;but no yet, maybe in about 3 minutes? That will give me just enough time to MAKE MY BED and SORT OUT MY BLANKET. Also I could arrange my PILLOWS and urm... clean my room." Kurt looks suspiciously at a overexcited Rachel. He examines her, but tries not to look too startles by Rachel's peculiar behaviour. He settles with the idea that she is covering something up; well that was a given in the first place, but she is hiding something... something to do with the duvet! Kurt sneaks around Rachel as she does her bed to make her mental plan look believable, but Kurt has other ideas. He believes that Rachel has hidden something inside her duvet, but what exactly? As soon as Rachel is done he rips off the covers and witnesses nothing but bare sheets.
"Kurt! Why did you do that! What is wrong with you!" Kurt looks worried, and scared of what may occur next. The consequences however aren't as terrifying as he though as he is knocked down with a giant fluffy pillow. "Rachel! Rachel don... Rachel I just did my heair! Rachel.. Rache..." Then a rather masculine and short figure enters the room.
"Hey guys what's goin' on I can hear you screaming from my roo... Oh, I see what's going on, okay..."
Rachel turns her head to face Blaine as he stands before the pair of them scrapping and in an awkward position. "You could hear us from your room could you? Really? Were we that loud little brother?" Rachel does her sarcastic pout hoping he will understand the hidden message.
"Urm, yeah I could, I mean I heard Kurt screaming and you laughing I had to come check out what was happening, I"
"But ALL the way across the hall and round the corner? Really!" Rachel winks at him and nods at the blanket that still sticks out of the slightly open door. Blaine, now taking the hint tries to play along with Raches plan of distracting Kurt and moving the damn blanket!
"Yeah all the was across he hall Rachel, you know your laugh goes right through these walls! Not to mention me! I was just checking what was wrong. Oh hi Kurt, she didn't hit you too hard did she?"
"N..no she didn't thankfully. We were just messing around when she decided to tickle me! Not a good idea!"
"Ahh well just be glad she didn't claw you! When she gets carried away she jumps on you and literally tries to scratch your eyes out! I've been there, not pretty!" Blaine chuckled as he looked at Rachel, but caught Kurt's eye and held a smile with him. They both stared into each other's eyes, wondering what was happening, until Rachel interrupted the moment.
"Blaine don't you think its time you get you're stinkin' ass out of my bedroom now?" Blaine remembered the plan and took action almost straight away.
"My ass is perfectly clean thank you very much and don't worry I'm getting out here now don't sweat it!" Blaine moved towards the door being particularly careful to not make the blanket noticeable. "Bye my beautiful darling angle sister." Blaine announced sarcastically as they exchanged a mischievous look. "See you later Kurt"
Blaine humbly added as they smiled again before Blaine closed the door.
Blaine brushing the blanket from under the door being careful that it made no noise. He was relieved he got out of there alive without hugging Kurt or squealing... He was pretty happy with his 'cool and collected' image, but disappointed his cover was blown by Rachel. He was even more embarrassed when he didn't take the obvious hints! But he knew that Rachel wouldn't tell Kurt, they kind of had a mental pact about these sort of things. But it was different this time. Because finally the guy he liked reciprocated his feelings! Someone actually like him! The only problem now, was how could he show Kurt he feels the same way?