Tsukune watched as Moka showed another monster just who was at the top of the food chain, and he decided now would be the ideal time to make his move. He walked up to his girlfriend. "Hey Moka…"
She turned, brushing off her clothes. "Yes, Tsukune?"
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get." Moka cringed.
Oh God, not this again. She thought. "Tsukune, what have I told you about talking to Gin?"
"Actually, Kurumu gave these new ones to me." Tsukune said sheepishly. "She said that they were really effective…"
Moka raised an eyebrow and put a hand on her hip, but didn't say anything, which Tsukune took as a good sign and continued.
"All those curves and me with no breaks!" Moka blushed and glanced down at her body. Tsukune didn't see, and he just kept spouting out lines. "You must be in the wrong place-the miss universe contest is over there." Tsukune pointed towards the academy, and Moka was debating the pros and cons of kicking Kurumu's butt.
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil-pointless."
"I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you."
"Enough!" Moka interrupted before any more horrible lines could be said. "Tsukune, I appreciate the effort, but pick-up lines are not supposed to be used when you are already going out!"
"B-but Kurumu said it would help to further our relationship!"
"And you actually listened to her? Why? She's just as bad as Gin!"
"Good point…"
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Since I don't have enough to go off of from my Mornings poll, I decided to update this story, which for some reason is kind of popular. Hope you enjoy! (And please answer the poll on my profile!)