Three Weddings And a Funeral by Kim's #1 Fan
Hey guys, I'm back again with a new piece to my story.
As always, I thank anyone and everyone Who's read so far.
And Now,
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Chapter 2: Foxglove's Wedding
Part 2: The Invitations.
Kim Possible awoke, and stretched her arms out over her head.
As she did this she thought back to last night, when Ron Stoppable, her long time boyfriend, and best friend since pre K, asked her to marry him.
'When Am I getting Married?' she asked herself.
She'd agreed to marry him, but they both forgot to set a date.
'Well,' she thought, 'it'll have to be a holiday, so neither of us has a chance to forget our anniversary.'
As she looked at her calender, and it hit her,
"Valentine's day!" she said excitedly.
Then she happened to look out her window and saw a note attached to it.
She got out of bed, and put on a rose colored robe her mother had got her last Christmas.
It was a beautiful rose color, and was snuggly warm on cold winter mornings.
She opened her window, and took the note, then closed the window before anymore cold breezes could enter her room.
She opened the note, and read it carefully.
'Dear Kim,' she read to herself,
'you are hereby invited to the wedding of Dale Marcus Oakmont,
and Foxglove D. Fruit bat.
It is in two weeks, on Saturday, February 9th in the church of our lord. (Where Lahwhinee tried to marry Chip.)
Please come early, so Monique has time to fit you for a bride's maid gown.
Signed, Dale & Foxglove.'
Kim immediately checked her calender, but found that she was supposed to babysit her brothers that day.
At first she was disappointed, but then she thought of it.
'I'll take the tweebs with me.' she thought.
'But first, I've got to get mom & Dads O.K.'
looking at her clock, she decided to go down for breakfast.
Before heading down, she decided to put on a pink heart t-shirt, and a pair of blue jeans.
When she got downstairs, her mother
was dressed in a light green robe. She was making Pancakes and bacon for everyone.
The plates were on the table, with five glasses of orange juice, Two glasses of milk, and three coffee cups.
The smells of fresh coffee, and bacon, were the first things she noticed as she came downstairs.
"Morning mom." she said lovingly, hugging her mom.
"Morning Kimmie honey. Sleep well?" asked her mother not even looking away from her work.
Kim waved her finger with the diamond ring on it, in her mother's face.
Her mother gasped, grabbed her hand and examined the ring.
"Is that,"
"Yup," said Kim smiling broadly.
"10 caret diamond 24 caret gold ring."
"Ron?" asked her mother.
"Yeah," replied Kim,
"He asked, and I said yes."
"Morning Kimmie-cub, morning hon."
said her father coming into the room.
He wore his regular, no work, clothes. A comfortable polo shirt, and a pair of jeans.
"Say," he said noticing the ring on Kim's finger.
"That's quite the sparkler Kim, must have set Ron back quite a few bucks."
"Morning Mom, Dad, Kim."
said her brothers together.
They were both dressed in their favorite t-shirts, and pajama bottoms.
"Whoa Kim, cool sparkler." said Jim.
"Thanks Jim," said Kim, hugging her little brother.
"Alright everyone," said Mrs. Possible,
"Let's all sit down to breakfast."
Everyone sat down and folded their hands to say grace.
"Lord," said James Possible,
"We thank you for the food we are about to receive. Amen."
"Amen." everyone repeated.
"O.K. ," said Kim nicely,
"Who's got the boysenberry syrup?"
"Here you go Kimmie." said her mother, passing the syrup.
"Thanks Mom." said Kim.
"So Kimmie-cub," said her father,
"Have you picked a date yet?"
"Well," began Kim, after swallowing her food.
"I have, but I've still got to run it by Ron and see if we're in agreement."
"What's the date you want, Kimmie?"
asked her mother.
"Valentine's Day." replied Kim with a big smile.
"Oh, how romantic," said Mrs. Possible.
"Our daughter is getting married on the most romantic day of the year."
"Your gonna have a hard time finding a church free on that day."
said her father.
"James!" said her mother giving him the evil eye.
"Well it's true hon, all the churches are going to be full of other romantic minded couples."
"Don't worry Kimmie," whispered her mother,
"I'll take care of everything."
Kim gasped,
"Mom! This is still my wedding you know. And I want it my way."
"Yes of course, Kimmie, what I mean is, I'll find you a church."
replied her mother.
"Oh," said Kim sheepishly,
"Thanks Mom."
"Uh, speaking of marriages," said Kim sweetly,
"You know that weekend I'm supposed to take care of the tweebs."
"Yes." said her mother and father evenly.
"Well," said Kim, swallowing another bite of food.
"I've been invited to another wedding on that day,"
"Oh I'm sure the boys would love to go to a wedding with their sister."
"Mom, No!" Kim practically screamed.
"This is a Rescue Ranger wedding."
"A what?" asked her mother not knowing what she meant.
"Oh you remember hon," said her father,
"They're the little Chipmunks, Mice and a Fly, who always solve the big cases. Remember, Kimmie told us about that Wedding for Gadget Hackwrench, and Chip."
"Oh that's right," said her mother, then she remembered something else..
"Didn't they turn you into a mouse, to be a brides maid?" she asked.
"Yes Mom, But..."
"Oh my poor boys, they'll be eaten by a cat, I know they will." she cried.
"Mom," said Kim, trying to calm her down.
"Now you know that Ron and I would never let anything happen to the guys."
"Ron's going too?" she asked.
"I hope so," replied Kim, again swallowing her food, then taking a sip of her coffee.
"Haven't had time to call him yet, and find out."
"Well Kimmie-cub," said her father, sipping his own coffee.
"Finish your breakfast, then call Ronald, you too have a lot to talk about."
"If Ron goes," began her mother swallowing her food.
"Then you can take the boys."
Kim quickly cleaned her plate, and drained her coffee cup, kissing her mom, dad, and brothers on the way to put her dishes in the sink.
"Kim," asked Jim.
"What Animal are we going to be?" continued Tim.
"Mice probably, like me." replied Kim with a smile.
"Hoosha!" they both said .
Kim smiled as she went up to her room.
Kim picked up her cell phone and pressed the number 1 on it.
"Yello, Ron's crib, Who dat?"
"Ronnie, I wish you wouldn't answer your phone like that." she said sweetly.
"Oh Hi, K.P. , uh listen, by any chance, did you happen to find a note attached to your window this morning?" asked Ron.
"I sure did Ron," said Kim playing with her long red hair as she talked.
"Are
you going?" she asked sweetly.
"No, uh sorry K.P. ,
but see, I was supposed to babysit Han that day."
replied Ron sadly.
"Well, I was supposed to watch the tweebs that day too," said Kim,
"but I talked it over with the rent's,
and if you go, we all go."
"So maybe I could take Hanna with me?" asked Ron
"Yes Ron, I'm sure the rangers would love to meet her.
Plus, my brothers and I will help you take care of her."
"Well," said Ron thinking,
"All right." he said finally.
"Great." replied Kim.
"And now that that's settled, we need to discuss wedding plans."
"Who's wedding plans K.P. ?" asked Ron playfully.
"How many other girls did you propose to Ronnie?" asked Kim.
"Well let's see, there was Tara,
Zita, Yori, Bonnie..." said Ron still playing around.
"What about Me Ronnie?" asked Kim, getting a little upset.
"Don't worry, K.P. , you were always first on my list." said Ron laughing.
"anyway Ron," said Kim changing the subject.
"I want to get married on valentine's Day weekend."
"Aw, Kim...that's romantic." said Ron.
"Yeah, plus there's absolutely no chance either of us could forget our anniversary." said Kim jokingly.
"You got me there K.P. . if it weren't on a holiday, I would forget."
"So would I darling," replied Kim.
"And don't worry about the church, the rent's said that they'd take care of everything."
"Well O.K. , Kim, talk to ya later hon, I've gotta talk my parents into letting me turn Han into a baby chipmunk."
"Bye Ronnie," she cooed into her cell phone, then she hung up the receiver.
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Meanwhile in Hawaii, a tall muscular surfer mouse who went by the name Shake-a-bake-a, sat on the beach, watching the tide come in. He was dressed in dark Blue swim trunks, and a pair of sandles.
Lahwhinee poked her head out from behind a plant, and looked at her old friend, suddenly feeling shy.
What was she going to say, then she got an idea.
Shake-a-bake-a took a breath of air.
Suddenly he heard a low seductive voice behind him.
"Guess who big boy?" she asked covering his eyes.
"Lahwhinee?? your back!" he said
turning around in surprise.
Lahwhinee smiled.
She wore her traditional Hawaiian blue dress and a flower in her hair.
"Lahwhinee, what are you doing here?" he asked.
"I thought you,"
Lahwhinee blushed.
"Something happened to me, that made me realize how important you are too me.
"So does that mean?" he asked, still finding this hard to believe.
"I've given up my life of crime, and I'm staying here in Hawaii." she replied happily.
"Can we be...together again?"
He scooped her up in his arms;
she squeaked in surprise.
"That's great Lahwhinee," he said.
"I'm glad to hear it."
He put her down.
Lahwhinee took a breath, feeling awkward.
They were both silent for several moments.
"So...what happens next?" asked Lahwhinee.
Her old friend thought for a moment, then said,
"Let's rekindle our relationship slowly. let's not rush into things."
Lahwhinee nodded.
She had created this gap between them, and it would take time to repair their relationship, but she was willing to try.
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Meanwhile, back in New York, Foxglove was frantic.
"Foxy," said her friend Gadget,
"Calm down, she'll be here."
"But that's just it Gadj, I'm worried that she'll meet Dale, and hate him."
"Well, you like him don't you?" asked Gadget.
"Well, yes but..."
"Then she will too."
"But
Gadj, you don't understand, my mother is a vampire bat,
and..."
"She's not gonna bite him is she?" asked
Gadget, getting scared.
"Oh heavens no, Gadj, but.."
"Then I'm sorry Foxy, but I still don't see the problem."
"Gadget, if my mother doesn't like Dale, then I'm out of the family, and I won't get any more money to support our Rescue Ranger activities."
"Do You Mean..." asked Gadget,
"Yes Gadj, my mother is rich, and has been sending me money to support the rangers.
That's where I've been getting my money from."
"Foxy, think about this, we're talking about Dale, here, the only person who doesn't like him is Fat Cat." said Gadget surely.
Suddenly they heard loud laughter from outside.
"Oh Dale," said a voice, "No wonder my daughter fell for you, she always did have my sense of humor."
The door opened, and in walked Dale, arm in arm with a completely black bat with bright yellow eyes.
She was black from the tip of her ears, to the toes of her feet.
She wore a gold necklace, and diamond rings on her fingers.
"Mama!" cried Foxglove running to greet her mother.
"Foxy darling!" called the bat running to hug her daughter.
The two bats met, and hugged each other.
"Foxglove my darling," said the black bat,
"I must compliment you on your taste in mates, my dear." she said looking at Dale.
"He is a very funny fellow my dear."
"I'm so glad you approve mama." said Foxglove.
Then she noticed the other Rangers looking at them.
"Mama, I'd like you to meet my fellow Rangers."
"Oh Foxy my dear, after all your letters, I feel I already know them all."
She looked around the room, and spotted Gadget first.
"Hello Gadget, how do you like married life my dear?"
she asked.
Gadget blushed, and smiled.
"It's great, except," Gadget whispered something in her ear, then she looked at Gadget, and laughed.
Her laugh sounded like tinkling bells.
"Oh don't worry dear, they outgrow that after a few weeks."
"Thanks, uh...what do I call you ?" asked Gadget sweetly.
"Well," said the bat,
"My friends call me Rosie, my enemies, what few I have, call me Rose, and my daughter calls me mom, so I guess you'll either call me Rosie or mom.
But I'd prefer if you called me mom."
Then she saw Chip.
"And You, my brave young munk, must be the leader Chip." she said looking him over.
"You look every bit as fearless, and wise as Foxglove has told me you are."
Then she noticed Zipper hiding behind Foxglove.
"Well, hello my dear," she said sweetly.
Zipper looked her up and down.
She didn't look dangerous, or sound dangerous.
Slowly, he came out from behind Foxglove.
He finally flew right onto her wing.
"Well, you must be the great Zipper, yes?" she asked sweetly.
Zipper nodded his head.
"it's a pleasure to meet you, my friend."
Then she saw Monterey Jack.
"Hello kind sir, my daughter has told me all about you as well, Monterey Jack.
I brought you a present."
She turned to Dale.
"Dale dear, would you please give me my back pack." she said.
"Here you go Rosie." he said handing her the back pack.
She searched the pack till she discovered what she wanted.
"Here you go Monty, some of the best blue cheese I've ever tasted in all my days."
Monty took one whiff of the cheese, then gobbled it up faster then anything.
Suddenly, Rosie's friendly demeanor was cold and vicious.
Her yellow eyes suddenly turned blood red, and her fangs grew out.
She looked around the room hungrily.
Then she spotted Zipper.
"My what a handsome little fly."
she cooed sweetly.
"Come to Rosie my sweet." she said seductively.
Zipper started flying towards her.
Suddenly Foxglove yelled,
"Zipper! Don't!"
Foxglove grabbed her mother's back pack and searched it till she found a jar of dark red pills.
She quickly opened the jar, grabbed one, and tossed it in her mother's mouth.
Suddenly her blood red eyes changed back to their normal yellow, and her fangs went back in.
"Oh no..." she said fearfully,
"I didn't..."
"No mom," replied Foxglove hugging her mother,
"You didn't, but your gonna have to be more careful about taking your pills mom." said Foxglove.
"Thank you my love." said Rosie.
"You've saved me a world of trouble.
"And you," she said to Zipper,
"The next time, my eyes turn blood red, my sweet, I want you to hide."
"How did you know to do that Foxy?" asked Gadget.
"Mom told me what to do in case that should happen, so when her eyes turned blood red, I knew just what I had to do."
"Come my dears," said Rosie sweetly,
"We have so much to catch up on."
They all started going back to what they had been doing before Rosie arrived.
Meanwhile, a Spider and a snake who had been watching everything,
started leaving.
"Come on Bud," said the snake,
"Freddy's not gonna be to happy about this. We'd better report back with our information."
"Right behind ya Lou, right behind ya."
The snake and spider slithered off to report back what they'd discovered.
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Minutes later, they arrived at the new hideout of the maniac cleaning lady wanna-be witch, Winnifred James.
"So our little Foxglove is getting married?" asked the red haired witch, eying her two pets.
"That's right Freddy." said the snake.
"How many times do I have to tell you Lou," said Winnifred evilly.
"DONT CALL ME FREDDY!!!"
"Sorry Fredd- I mean Winnifred." apologized the snake.
"Boys, get your suits pressed, we're going to a wedding." said Winnifred with an evil smile.
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Meanwhile, a beautiful young French mouse arrived in New York.
She straightened her coat, and brushed her short dark red hair. Then replaced her beret.
"So, monsieur Monterey Jagues, thinks that Dessiree Delure,
can be beaten so easily ehh?" she said with a thick French accent.
"Well, I will show him."
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Well there you have it another, chapter, and another returning villain.
Come back next week for another chapter, another returning villain, and more matrimonial fun.
Till next time,
God bless.