I figured that I've made Tsukune suffer enough, so now it's Moka's turn! Enjoy!
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Moka fidgeted, blushing as she tried to find the right words and form coherent sentances. It was now or never, while they had the classroom to themselves. Finally, she spoke up. "Tsukune?" Said human looked up from the homework he was struggling to complete.
"Yeah Moka?" The pink-haired vampire gulped.
"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!" Moka blurted out. Tsukune sat in stunned silence for a few moments.
"…What?"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" the vampire spouted, and Tsukune instantly realized what was going on.
"Moka, you don't have to-"
"Stand still so I can pick you up!" Moka interrupted. Tsukune didn't have a response to that. "Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'!"
Tsukune stared in horror as he tried to come to terms with the fact that he had said things this lame. Moka didn't waste a second of silence and kept on talking. "If you were a Taser, you would be set in stunning!"
"Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst roses?"
"Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
"I have-"
"I get it!" Tsukune couldn't take it anymore; he had promised Moka that he wouldn't try any more awful pickup lines, and felt that it was his duty to make sure his girlfriend didn't go through the same thing he did. Tsukune got up and went over to Moka, who was furiously blushing. "Thank you Moka; the fact that you were willing to humiliate yourself for me means a lot."
Moka spoke up softly. "Can I say just one more?" Tsukune rolled his eyes.
"Fine." Moka grinned.
"I have an 'owie' on my lips; can you make it better?" Moka asked slyly. Then, there was no more need for awful pick-up lines.