Three Weddings And A Funeral by Kim's #1 Fan
Hi guys, I'm back with another
piece of my story, I'm glad everyone's enjoying, so please, read, review, and remember me in the fannies.
And now, as always, I do not own Kim & Co. or the Rescue Rangers.
And now...
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Chapter 2: Foxgloves Wedding.
Part 3: Meet the Rangers (Again?)
It was a beautiful Friday morning, when Kim, her brothers, Ron and Hanna arrived in the New York park where the Rangers lived.
"Now Boys," said Kim to her brothers, straightening their clothes.
They both wore t-shirts that read,
'I'm with Stupid' with arrows that pointed to each other, and jeans.
While Kim, had on a pink t-shirt, with a small heart on it and her favorite jeans.
"I want you both to be on your best behavior, Your going to meet some real heroes today."
Meanwhile Ron was explaining things to Hanna.
"And Han," he said lovingly to his little sister, fixing her hair.
"Don't get scared when you turn into a chipmunk sis, you'll change back after the wedding."
Kim looked lovingly at Ron and Hanna.
"Ron," she said sweetly,
"You are such a perfect brother."
"Thanks K.P."
Hanna wore a pink dress, with a pink ribbon in her black hair.
While Ron wore his hockey jersey, and pants.
Kim looked up in the sky and saw a brown and white bird, wearing a pink tube top, and a pair of Capri pants.
"Good Morning Monique." she said happily.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere shot a lavender beam.
"Don't worry sis," said Ron to a very scared Hanna.
"Your gonna be fine."
Everyone shrank and turned into animals.
Tim and Jim looked at each other, they still had their shirts, and their pants, but now they were little white mice, with big mouse ears, and mouse tails.
"Hoosha!" they both said.
"We're mice!" they cheered.
Meanwhile Hanna was giving herself a look over.
"Hanna Squirrel?" she asked her brother.
"No Han," replied Ron lovingly,
"Hanna Chipmunk."
From out of the tall grass, came a voice.
"Kim, Ron, are you all right?" asked the voice.
From out of the grass, stepped a strawberry blond mouse, wearing a lavender jumpsuit, and blue aviator goggles.
Tim and Jim immediately fell in love with her.
"Who's that?" they both asked together.
"That boys," said Kim proudly,
"is my good friend, Gadget Hackwrench, and that," she said pointing to the chipmunk with the black nose, fedora, and leather bomber jacket,
"is her husband Chip."
"Husband?" they both said dejectedly.
"That's right guys, she's married."
"Hi Kim, Hi Ron," said Gadget sweetly,
"Oh," she said noticing Jim and Tim.
"who's this?" she asked.
"Gadget," began Kim,
"I'd like you to meet my Brothers,
Tim & Jim Possible."
"Hi guys," said Gadget with a big smile.
"Nice to meet ya."
Then she saw little Hanna.
"Aw," she cooed lovingly,
"and what's your name sweetie?"
"Not Sweetie," replied Hanna.
"Hanna."
"She's my little sister."
said Ron.
"Oh, well she's adorable." said Gadget, picking her up.
"Chip, Dale, Monty, you guys gotta see this, the cutest little baby chipmunk ever." she called to the other Rangers.
Soon they saw another chipmunk with a red nose and a Hawaiian shirt, and a big burly mouse, in a long coat, with a huge mustache, and a small fly in an even smaller sweater, come out of a nearby tree.
"Aw, she's cute." said Dale, making funny faces at Hanna, making her laugh.
"Hey guys," said a voice from above, as Monique flew in.
"Oh hey there, Hanna."
"Mon Mon." she called.
Hanna knew Monique very well. Monique babysat Hanna, when Ron couldn't.
Hanna ran over to Monique.
"Guys," said Gadget, getting everyone's attention,
"These are Kim's baby brothers, Jim & Tim Possible."
"Hey guys," said Dale, shaking hands with them.
"Pleased to meet you guys." said Chip.
"Welcome Lads." said Monty.
Kim looked around,
"Where's the blushing bride?"
Gadget calmly started counting down from 5.
The second she reached 1, Ron was tackled, and enveloped in one of Foxglove's famous bone crushing hugs.
"Ron!" she said.
"It's great to see you."
"Hi Foxy, have you met my girlfriend, soon to be wife, Kim?"
Foxglove immediately dropped Ron.
"Wife?" she asked.
"Hi Foxy." said Kim blushing.
"Did I hear that right?" asked Chip,
"Mr Bachelor for life, is finally going to settle down?"
"That's right bud," said Ron,
"you were right, once you find what you want, no sense staying in the market."
"Exactly, Ron." said Chip patting Ron on the back.
"Come on everyone," said Foxglove,
"You've got to meet my mother."
Everyone followed the brown bat.
Except for Monique.
"Aren't you coming in Monique?" asked Kim, watching Monique fly off.
"No Kim, I'm on my break. I'll be back in a few, but right now, I gotta stretch my wings."
"Alright, G.F., see you when you get back."
Kim turned, and entered the tree with the others.
"Mom," said Foxglove,
"These are my human friends Kim Possible, and Ron Stoppable."
"Greetings my dears." said the black bat.
She was completely black, except for her yellow eyes.
"What kind of bat are you miss??"
asked Kim curiously.
"Call me Rosie dear," said the bat sweetly.
"And I'm a vampire bat."
"A vampire bat?" asked Kim.
"We'd better check Dale's neck for bite marks." whispered Ron.
He immediately got an elbow to the gut from Kim, and both his feet stomped on by Tim and Jim.
"Oh," said Rosie upon seeing the Possibles hurt Ron.
"do not hurt the poor boy simply because he is ignorant." she said.
She went to check Ron and see if he was ok.
"I'm very sorry dear," she said soothingly to Ron.
"But the holly wood misconception
of vampire bats being like the legendary vampires, who drank human blood, turned to mist, and had hypnotic powers, hurt us all."
she said sadly.
"You mean you don't drink blood?" asked Ron confused.
"Oh of course I do." she said sadly.
"I have to to live, but I've never drank human blood, and lord willing, I never will."
Now it was Kim's turn to be shocked.
"Lord willing?" she asked.
"Oh yes dear," replied Rosie,
"I am very religious."
she showed Kim the golden crucifix that she wore on a silver chain around her neck.
"But," sputtered Ron,
"that's a cross."
"Yes dear," said Rosie turning back to Ron
"That is another Holly Wood misconception, not all vampire bats fear the cross, I worship the one who hangs on it." she said sadly.
Suddenly her eyes turned blood red.
She quickly reached into her pouch, that she wore at all times, and took out and swallowed a red pill.
Her eyes immediately turned yellow again.
"What just happened?" asked Kim.
"Well dear, I am a vampire, so several times a day, I have to take my plasma pills to kill my urges,
when I am among friends."
"So," said Ron beginning to understand, (for once.)
"you don't drink human blood?"
"Oh no dear. Never." she said.
"Then," said Ron, catching little Hanna before she could run away.
"meet my baby sister Hanna."
"Oh," she cooed lovingly,
suddenly tears came to her eyes.
"She reminds me of my dear little Foxglove when she was that age."
Rosie picked up Hanna and held her for awhile.
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Meanwhile on the other side of town, in an abandoned cleaning chemical factory, (which by the way, was surprisingly clean.)
The old Witch wanna-be Winnifred Jones, and her two pets, Bud, a spider and Lou a snake, were discussing their plans.
"So what's the plan Freddy?" asked the spider.
"How many times do I have to tell you Bud?" she asked sweetly.
"DON'T!" she hit the spider on the head with a toilet brush.
"Call!" she hit him again.
"ME!" she hit him again.
"FREDDY!" she hit him one last time.
"Sorry Fred- I mean Winnifred." apologized the spider.
"The plan," said Winnifred calming down, and straightening her cleaning house dress. (which also seemed to be surprisingly clean.)
"is simple, we will attack on the day of our dear little Foxglove's wedding."
"But Winnifred," said her snake Lou,
"There's only three of us, the Rangers will slaughter us."
Without saying a word, Winnifred motioned to a chair beside her, and there sat a mouse with short brown hair, wearing a wine colored sweater, and a skirt the same color, and a French beret the same color.
"Bon Jour, mes amis." she said sweetly, with a thick French accent.
"Do not worry, I will bring my gang, to help."
"Uh," began the spider,
"How many in your gang miss?"
"Three strong mice, and three strong birds, and me." she said filing her nails.
"So," said the snake grinning evilly,
"There's three of us, seven of you,
that makes ten of us all together."
"And that means doom, for our little Foxglove." said Winnifred.
They all laughed evilly.
"So we kill zem all no?" asked Desiree.
"No my dear," replied Winnifred smiling evilly.
"We simply threaten too, unless our dear little Foxglove rejoins our little group, and brings along that little moon rock that the Rangers keep."
"But she won't join us," said Lou,
"we've already tried that numerous times."
"Yes Lou," replied Winnifred,
"but this time I will promise our little love struck fruit bat, that I will not hurt her little chipmunk sweet heart."
"Aw," said both Bud and Lou together,
"That's no fun, Winnifred," said Lou.
"Yeah Winnifred," continued Bud,
"we wanna hurt the little munk."
"And you will my dears." said Winnifred .
"But you said," began Bud,
"I said I would say I wouldn't hurt the little munk, I never said anything about you two not hurting him."
Once again the room filled with evil laughter.
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Meanwhile, the guys were getting ready to go out for a night on the town, while the girls were staying in, for their own party.
"Ronnie," said Kim sweetly,
"Promise me you'll look after Jim and Tim, my mother would kill me if anything happened to them."
"Of course, K.P. ," said Ron,
"I'll look after the guys, but you've gotta look after Hanna."
"Of course Ron." said Kim, kissing him good bye.
Then Ron, Jim and Tim left for Joey's bar, with Chip, Dale, Monterey and Zipper.
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The ladies all drank sparkling cider from cups, made from walnut shells.
Even Hanna had a sip or two, from Kim's cup.
"So Gadget," began Kim, starting the girl talk.
"How many boyfriends did you have before you settled on Chip?"
every one looked at Gadget expectantly.
"Oh, I, Uh," said Gadget blushing,
"I've um, I've had a few."
"A Few!!!" said Foxglove, spitting out the sparkling cider she'd been drinking.
"Foxy, No." said Gadget, blushing even more now.
"Lets see," said Foxglove, trying to remember the boyfriend's Gadget had told her about.
"there was Ran, in grade school, he was her first."
"her first?" asked Monique.
"in grade school?" asked Kim.
"Well so," said Gadget, defensively.
"You've been with Ron since Pre k."
"Yeah," said Kim, "but not dating."
"And then," continued Foxglove, remembering the rest,
"There was Gary, in high school, and Peter, in her senior year."
"Foxglove," said Gadget, seething with anger,
"If you want to see your wedding tomorrow, you'll stop now."
"Sorry Gadj," apologized the bat,
"If it makes you feel better, you can spill the beans about my boyfriend's."
"What boyfriend's?" asked her mother sweetly.
"Foxy my darling, your still a virgin aren't you?"
"Foxy!" laughed Gadget, forgetting her anger.
"A Virgin?? Why she's had more boyfriends then me."
"Why do I not know about this?" asked Rosie curiously.
Foxglove looked sadly away from her mother.
"Because you were never around to hear Mother." she said, a tear in her eye.
"Oh, I'm very sorry my dear one."
said Rosie, hugging her daughter.
"Why weren't you there mama?" asked Foxglove through her tears,
"I needed you." she cried into her mothers shoulder.
"Yes child," said Rosie crying her own tears into Foxglove's shoulder.
"I know," she said sadly,
"But I didn't want you to know yet that your mother was a vampire."
Foxglove looked into her mother's tear filled eyes.
"I kept seeing you, my dear, running away from me in fear."
Foxglove hugged her mother.
"I could never run away from you mama." she said softly.
"No not now," she replied sadly,
"but at that time, my love you were a child, and children scare very easily.
That's why I left you to your father.
And also why I left you both, I never wanted you to see me as a monster."
Rosie was now crying so much she couldn't talk, so Foxglove and her mother just hugged each other, as they both cried over their past.
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Meanwhile back at Joey's bar, ( Chip, Dale, Monterey & Zipper's favorite drinking place.)
The guys were getting ready for their annual drink off.
"Ready to lose Ron?" asked Dale.
"Always Dale my friend, always."
"What's going on?" asked Jim.
"Our annual drink off." explained Ron.
"We drink as much Root Beer as we can until only one stands alone."
"We wanna drink too."
"I don't know guys," said Ron thinking,
"I promised Kim I'd take care of you, and we get to drinking pretty hard."
"Is it alcoholic?" asked Jim,
"No, but,"
"then we're in." said Tim.
"Alright guys, but remember, I tried to stop you." said Ron.
So all the guys started drinking.
They started off with one mug a piece, and worked their way up.
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Meanwhile, back at Ranger H.Q.,
The girls were still at it.
As they munched on pizza that Monique had flown out to pick up,
And Foxglove's mother had bought.
"So Rosie," said Gadget,
"Tell us something about Foxglove's father."
"Yes please." begged Kim.
Rosie looked over at her daughter, who nodded her head, giving her permission.
"Well my dears," she began closing her eyes and remembering Foxglove's father.
"he was certainly the most handsome bat I'd seen in all my days.
We fell in love with each other at first sight.
He had the most piercing blue eyes I'd ever seen.
Unfortunately, many other young female bats, had been eying him as well, and they were all fruit bats. But fortunately for me, he saw me, and no one else mattered.
Oh my dears, and when we danced that night, it was like we were the only two there.
Everyone else appeared to vanish, so there was only me and him.
He was the same color as Foxglove."
"Mama," asked Foxglove,
"Why didn't you come back after daddy died?
I kept watching for you every day, hoping you would come back and comfort me in my time of need, but you never did."
"I know child, but I was doing my own grieving for your father.
I know you needed me dear,
but, I was simply too scared you would discover what a real monster I am."
"Mother!" said Foxglove sternly,
"You may be a vampire bat, but you are not a monster, and nobody could ever convince me of that."
Once again, the two bats hugged.
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Meanwhile, back at Joey's bar, the drinking contest continued.
Zipper tried valiantly, to keep up, but due to his small body, could only drink one and a half mugs,
while Chip drank two before quiting, Rufus also had two, but couldn't drink anymore.
Monty, was not at his best that night, last time it came down to Ron and Monty, but this time he drank Four, and that was all he could take.
Dale had made it up to six, but after that, he just couldn't drink anymore.
So now, it was down to just Ron, Tim and Jim.
They'd just drank there tenth mug, when Ron passed out.
"Hoosha!" said both Tim and Jim, toasting each other.
Then the contest continued.
Tim and Jim, each ordered another Root Beer.
They reached fifteen, when finally Jim couldn't take anymore.
"Ladies and Gentleman," said Dale imitating a wrestling announcer,
"Here is your winner, and new drinking champion, Tim Possible."
everyone cheered for Tim.
"Of course you know mate," said Monterey,
"The next rounds on you."
"Of course guys," said Tim,
"Drink up."
Every one got up for one last drink.
"Gentleman," said Chip
"As best man, I'd like to propose a toast to my best friend, and his soon to be wife Foxglove.
And so, Dale old buddy, here's to you."
everyone drank their root beer.
Finally, Dale said,
"Well, I'm getting married tomorrow, so we'd better head home, I need my rest."
And so, everyone started heading out of the bar.
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Meanwhile, the girls were still talking.
Until finally, Foxglove yawned, and said,
"Well guys, I'm getting married tomorrow, so I think I'd better get some sleep."
They all said good night, and started cleaning up.
"Good night Mama," said Foxglove hugging her mother.
"I love you Mama." she said softly, once again hugging her mother.
"I love you too darling," said her mother.
"You have always been my most precious treasure."
"Thank you Mama." said Foxglove kissing her mother, then she went to her perch, in her room, which had at first been hers and Gadget's, until Gadget married Chip, then she moved in with him, and until they're married, Dale slept in Gadget's workshop.
"Daughter," called Rosie,
"Where do I sleep my dear?"
"Follow me mom, there's enough room on my perch for two." said Foxglove.
Meanwhile, Kim, Gadget, Monique and even little Hanna continued cleaning.
"So Kim," said Gadget as they cleaned.
"Have you picked your colors?"
"Yes," said Kim, handing Gadget a trash bag.
"Since it's gonna be on Valentines weekend, my colors are going to be White and Pink, so uh, how soon can you guys get there?"
Gadget had a shocked look on her face.
"You mean you want us, at your wedding?" she asked.
"Well of course silly," said Kim laughing.
"But we're animals, and your humans." said Gadget.
"And yet," said Kim,
"Every time you guys have a wedding, Ron and I come and you turn us into animals, all I'm asking Gadj, is that just this once, you guys become humans, and come to my wedding."
Gadget thought for a moment, then said,
"Well, Kim, when you put it like that, sure. We'll be there, and I'm sure that Foxy will be more then happy to be one of your bride's maids."
"Thanks Gadj." said Kim hugging her friend.
"Ahem," said a voice from behind them.
"Uh Kim," said Ron,
"is this something I should know about or not?" he said teasingly.
"Ron!" said Kim,
"Get your mind out of the gutter Stoppable." she said.
"Sorry Kim," said Ron, laughing, "had to be done."
Now where do Hanna and I sleep."
"Hanna and I," said Kim, sleep in Gadget's workshop, and You, Jim, Tim & Dale will be sleeping out here in sleeping bags."
"But K.P. ," complained Ron,
"What if Hana wants a lullaby, you won't know which one.
"Rock a bye baby right?" she asked.
"No Kim, it's Rock a bye Hanna, she likes to hear her own name.
Now please don't forget." said Ron.
"Of course not Ronnie," said Kim, kissing him on the cheek.
"Good night darling." said Kim shutting the door.
"G'night K.P." said Ron.
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So, that's that, come back next week for the, (ahem,)
writer: What is it Foxy?
Foxglove: I just wanted to invite everybody back for my wedding next week.
Kim: And don't forget, mine is on valentines weekend, so you can come to mine too.
Writer: are you ladies quite through?
Kim and Foxglove look at each other and then turn to the writer and say,
Kim & Foxglove: Yes.
Writer: Then come back next week for foxglove's wedding, and the week after for Kim's wedding.
Until then, thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed, and good luck to all at the Fannies.
God Bless.