Three Weddings And
A Funeral.
By Kim's #1 Fan
Kim can be seen dancing around humming "Here Comes The Bride."
Writer: Hello again friends,
Kim: Hi guys. (Kim waves to the audience.)
Writer: Kim, I thought we'd agreed that you wouldn't interrupt?
Kim: Well, yeah, but it's just bad manners to not even say hi.
Writer: Whatever, anyway as I was saying, we're all set to start Kim's wedding, but first, Kim?
Kim: Aw, Do I have to?
Writer: It's in the agreement, now do you want your valentine's weekend wedding or not?
Kim: Kim's #1 fan thanks anyone and everyone who's read or reviewed, or both.
Also Kim's #1 Fan does not own me, my friends or the rescue rangers.
Writer: Good Kim, now, just to keep you happy, what is the date today Kim?
Kim: It's the 28th.
Writer:Wrong Kim, check the calender on my desk.
(Kim looks at calender, then back at writer in shock.)
Kim: February 13th?
Writer: That's right Kim, I turned back time so you get your valentine's weekend wedding.
Kim: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
(Kim jumps up and down happily.)
Writer: your welcome Kim, and now...
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Chapter 3: Kim's Wedding
Part 1: The Rangers are coming!
Zipper flew back to Ranger Headquarters, a sack of doll clothes on his back.
"Gee Zippy," said a voice behind him.
He turned around to see Foxglove.
"That looks pretty heavy, here, let me help."
she took the bag off of Zippers tiny shoulders.
"Thanks." squeaked the fly.
"Anytime Zippy." replied Foxglove.
They carried the clothes to the tree where the rangers lived.
Gadget sorted through the clothes, and set each in it's own pile.
One for Chip, One for Dale, One for Foxglove, one for Monty, and one for Zipper.
"Now my dears," said Rosie the black vampire bat, who was not only Foxglove's mother, but also the newest Ranger.
"Are you sure you don't want me to come along?"
"Sorry Rosie," said Chip sincerely,
"But someone's gotta watch things here at the H.Q."
"We'll tell Kim your sorry you couldn't come."
said Dale, sorting through his pile of doll clothes.
"Alright everyone," said Gadget throwing the bag away, when there were no clothes left in it.
"Let's all put on the clothes that Zipper brought us."
In Chip's pile there was a simple white t shirt, and black pants, and a pair of boots.
He grabbed them, and went into his room.
Meanwhile Dale was searching his pile.
"Just pants and shoes?" he asked confused.
"Yes Dale," said Gadget, putting on the lavender shoes that zipper had chosen special for her.
"Your Hawaiian shirt will grow with you when your human, so..."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Just put em on Dale, you'll be fine."
Gadget went to open the door and found Reverend Lovelace, the old owl.
"Greetings Gadget," he said smiling.
"Good Morning Reverend, your clothes are fine, they expand when you grow so,"
Just then her cell phone rang.
"Just a sec," she said sweetly.
She grabbed her cell phone and answered it.
"Hello? Oh Hi there Kim," she said into the phone.
"Yes he's right here, he did? you wont? Well then I'll tell him. See you soon Kim." then she hung up the phone, and turned to reverend Lovelace.
"Well Reverend, looks like she won't need you after all, rabbi Katz just called her, and said he'd be glad to do their wedding."
"oh well thank god," said the owl,
"I was a little afraid that once I was human, I wouldn't want to turn back to myself."
"Well, see you next week, Rev."
"See you next week Gadget, and give Kim all my best."
And then he left.
Soon the rangers all returned in the clothes that Zipper had brought.
"All right, I guess we're ready." said Chip.
"Great," said Gadget looking from ranger to ranger.
"All right then, let's go out side.
We don't wanna turn human inside the tree."
"Yeah," said Dale,
"someone could get hurt."
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Soon everyone was in the park out side the tree.
"Now remember Rosie," said Gadget, giving her last minute instructions,
"Just click the top of the penlight, and we'll all change into humans, I've got it set for wide beam."
"Oh, and Rosie," said Chip,
"If you should need help watching the city, Tammy and Bink, have agreed to help. And so have Queenie and her swarm."
"Yes Chip," she said smiling.
"I don't believe I'll be needing the bees."
"You never know Mama," said Foxglove,
"this is a very big city."
Monty walked over and gave Rosie a hug, and a peck on the cheek.
"Be very careful luv," he said sweetly.
"Don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to ya." he whispered in her ear.
Rosie blushed.
"Why Monterey Jack," she said,
"Did you just..."
"We'll talk later luv," said Monty, also blushing.
"right now, we've got a wedding to go to."
Rosie clicked the penlight, and a lavender beam engulfed the rangers.
One moment they were two chipmunks, two mice, a bat, and a fly.
The next they were all humans.
"Golly," said Gadget,
"It worked."
She looked herself and the other rangers over.
She still had her strawberry blond hair, her blue aviator goggles, and her lavender jumpsuit, but now she looked like an attractive twenty five year old woman.
"Do you have to sound so surprised Gadget?" asked Chip; his voice a little deeper than before.
Gadget looked at Chip; He was medium height, with brown hair and eyes and a wiry body.
He still wore his bomber jacket, and his fedora, but he now also wore a white t shirt, jeans, and boots.
Gadget took off his hat, and ruffled his soft brown hair.
She smiled at him, and said,
"You look great Chip."
"Thanks Gadj," he said wrapping his arms around her,
"You look good too."
Dale was still checking himself, examining his human hands.
He looked like Chip, except his hair was messy and light brown.
And his face had Freckles.
He still wore his Hawaiian shirt, and also the jeans he had put on, and the shoes.
"That was strange." he said, his voice was deeper, but still nasal sounding.
He then noticed his new wife.
Foxglove was a tall wiry woman in her twenties.
Her face was pretty, and she had short reddish brown hair, with bangs in front.
She wore a dress that was the same color as her hair, and a black belt around her waist,
and high heels that matched the color of her hair, and her dress.
She was examining her arms, as if she was looking for something that was missing. She looked disturbed.
"Are you alright Foxy?" asked Dale.
"huh," Foxglove looked taken aback.
"Oh yes, it's just freaky not having wings anymore."
She held up her human arms, devoid of wings.
"You still look great Foxy." said Dale happily.
Foxglove looked at her husband and smiled.
"You don't look so bad your self big boy." she cooed lovingly,
wrapping her arms around him,
Dale held her close.
Monterey was looking himself over.
He was a roundly built man with short thick legs and long thick arms; his face was burly with a thick mustache, green eyes, and dark brown hair.
He still wore his trench coat, and green shirt, but now he also wore denim jeans, and boots.
"Too-ra-loo," he said.
"that was quite a ride there Gadget luv, but can we get back the same way?"
"Yes Monty," said Gadget assuredly
"I installed a recall button, so when we get back all we have to do is press it, and we'll automatically be returned to our previous forms."
"If you say so luv." said Monty doubtfully.
"Hey!" said a high male voice from behind Monty.
They all turned to see a little man, who looked like he was thirty years old.
He had a bald head and he wore a red sweater, and jeans,
and a pair of shoes.
"Do we know you?" asked Gadget curiously.
"Gadget? It's me Zipper."
"Zipper??" asked everyone at once.
"Sorry Zippy," said Foxglove sweetly,
"I guess we never figured you were so old."
"Yeah," said Dale,
"To look at you as a fly, we thought you were just a kid."
"Oh it's alright guys." said Zipper.
"I'm just glad you can all understand me."
"Well," said Gadget, "I guess we're ready."
She reached into her purse, and took out her cell phone.
She dialed a number that Kim had given her.
"Hello?" she asked as someone answered the phone.
"Yes, I need to speak with a Wade Load please."
again she listened.
"Hello Mr. Load? My name is Gadget Hackwrench.
Ah, Kim told you about us huh?
Well thank you Mr. Load, anyway my friends and I, we need a ride to Middleton for Kim's wedding and back here to New York."
she listened for awhile, as Mr. Load gave her all the information she needed.
"All right, well thank you so much Mr. Load, oh I'm sorry, Wade.
Yes we'll see you tomorrow.
Yes goodbye."
She hung up the phone and looked happily at the others.
"Alright guys, our plane leaves in one hour, so we'd better get going."
Gadget again used her phone to call for a taxi to the airport.
"Oh!" said Chip jumping up,
"I just remembered, I've got some shopping to do."
and he ran off to town.
"Oh!" said Dale,
"Me too! I'll be back soon Foxy."
"Dale," yelled Foxglove as he ran off,
"Don't be too long."
He waved to her quickly, then was gone.
"Boys," said Gadget knowing full well what they were running for.
"do you think they'll ever remember Valentine's day?"
she asked.
"Only if we keep leaving them little reminders, Gadj." replied Foxglove.
They both laughed.
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Meanwhile back in Middleton,
Kim and Ron were preparing for their big day.
"Any reply from Drakken and Shego yet?" asked Ron curiously.
"Yeah," said Kim, looking through a pile of letters.
"Shego just R.S.V.P'd for both of them.
They'll be here tonight, for the parties. Remember Ron, My dad and the Tweebs are taking you and the male rangers, out for a bachelor party."
"I guess that means Drakken will be joining us." said Ron.
"Now Ron, Be nice he's turned over a new leaf, since he saved the world." said Kim.
"I Know K.P. I know, but it's just so weird. All those years he's a bad guy, he saves the world once, and he's a hero."
"I know Ron, but I we need to do this, it's only right."
"All right K.P. , best behavior.
By the way, when do we go back to New York for Dessiree's Trail?"
"We're supposed to go back next week to give our testimony."
Kim's mother came into the room carrying paper hearts, balloon's and red roses.
"Kimmie, which do you like best?"
Kim looked at the items, and said,
"I'd like the hearts all around the church, in pink and white, I'd like the Balloons out side the church, same colors, and I'd like the bride's maid's to each have a bouquet of red roses."
"Alright Kimmie, I'll take care of it. How goes everything else?"
"Just fine mom, Wade says the Rangers are on their way out, should be here in time for the parties tonight."
"The Rangers are coming?" asked her mother curiously.
"Mom," said Kim,
"it's only right. Ron and I went to both of their weddings, and now, they're coming to mine."
"But Kimmie, aren't they animals?"
"Well yes mom," began Kim patiently,
"but remember the pen light that turned me into a mouse?"
"Well yes, I've heard you tell us about that." she said slowly.
"Well it works in reverse, too.
So The rangers have turned themselves human, and Wade said they called him this morning, so they're on the way."
"All right Kimmie sweetie, it's your wedding." said Mrs. Possible.
She left to make preparations.
"Oh and mom, no cheese items at the reception please."
"One of the rangers lactose intolerant?" asked her mother.
"No mom, the opposite, he has these cheese attacks you've gotta see to believe."
"Really?" she made it a point to ask to see one of these cheese attacks when they arrived.
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The Rangers all flew on a plane.
Their ticket's were all paid for by Ron. He knew how important it was to Kim, that they get to her wedding, so he called Wade, and paid their air fare, with some of his Naco royalties.
"So," said Gadget, sweetly sitting close to Chip.
"What did you go shopping for Chip?" she asked innocently.
She expected to see a box of chocolates or a bouquet of roses.
"Just this," he said handing her a paper sack.
"Happy valentine's day dear."
She opened the bag, and her eyes opened in surprise.
Buried among a bunch of nuts and bolts was...
" Is this the electric Drill I've been wanting?"
"Yes dear." said Chip shyly.
She grabbed his head, and pulled him in for a kiss.
"Thank you darling." she said softly.
Then she thought to herself,
'I've gotta get him something nice for valentine's day.'
Meanwhile, across the aisle,
Foxglove watched the kiss.
Foxglove punched Dale in the arm
"What did you get me sweetie?"
Dale handed her a paper bag, and said,
"Happy Valentine's day darling."
Foxglove opened the bag.
Nestled in the bag, among a whole bunch of cherries, was the biggest reddest apple she'd ever seen.
"Thank Dale, honey. You'll get your present tonight dear." she cooed seductively.
"This being human could be more fun then I thought." said Dale.
Foxglove smiled, and nestled her head into Dale's shoulder.
Farther back, Zipper slapped his forehead.
"What's wrong Zipper me lad?" asked Monty curiously.
"I forgot to get Queenie a valentine's day present, and you know she's expecting it, and she told me last year, no more rag weed."
"No worries there Mate," said Monty confidently,
"Just do what I'm gonna do for Rosie, call a florist and have them deliver some of her favorite flowers. Now Rosie, she likes the White roses, so that's what I'm ordering."
"Well," began Zipper thinking,
"She does like lilacs."
"there ya go mate, just get her a bouquet of em when we land."
"But I don't have the.."
Monty gave him a card with the New York Florists number on it.
Just then, the stewardess walked by with the food trays, for everyone on the plane.
Monterey's eye's widened, his nose twitched, and his mustache twirled.
"Excuse me miss," said Zipper quickly,
"but is there cheese on that tray?"
"Why yes sir," she replied sweetly,
"one of the passengers ordered macaroni and cheese."
"I'll buy it from you right now," said Zipper.
"But sir," began the stewardess,
"This is,"
"Quickly please, my friend here is having a cheese attack, and you don't want to see a full blown cheese attack."
The stewardess looked at Monty and said quickly,
"Here, take it, it's on me."
"Thank you miss." said Zipper, taking the macaroni and giving the plate to Monty.
Almost as soon as he gave it to him, Monty gave back the empty plate.
"Thanks Zip." he said.
"Not a problem Monty." replied Zipper.
He looked at the other Rangers, who were all laughing quietly.
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Meanwhile, back in Middleton,
Kim was answering phone calls from everyone who couldn't come to the wedding.
"Yes Betty," she said into the phone,
"I know that saving the world is more important, and I understand,
If I had to make the same decision, I would choose the same thing. But will Uncle Slim, and cousin Joss be up?"
She listened intently as she saw Ron enter the room, both hands behind his back.
"They will? Tomorrow? Oh that's great, but I'm gonna miss you Betty. Yes, I understand, Goodbye aunt Betty." she said then she hung up.
"Ron, I don't really have time for..."
"Well then K.P. Your gonna have to make time. Mom,"
Mrs. Stoppable came in.
"Ron's right Kimberly dear, your over working yourself. This is your wedding, Let your mother and I take care of this, you should go relax,"
"Yes Kimmie," began her mother, walking into the room.
"Let Mrs. Stoppable and myself do this, you just go with Ron and relax."
Kim moved reluctantly from behind the desk but finally, Ron took her hand and led her out to the living room.
He then gave her a heart shaped box, and said,
"Happy Valentine's day K.P."
"Oh Ron, we agreed,"
"I know K.P. , I know, but I just saw these, and I had to get them for you."
Kim opened the box and she could just smell the chocolate.
"Chocolate covered Cherries?" she asked, hopefully.
"Taste one and see Kim." said Ron sweetly.
Kim took a candy, and popped it in her mouth.
"Mmm, Swiss Chocolate, but this is so expensive, and you don't just find them in the store Ron Stoppable," she mock threatened,
"you order them on line, and even then, your on a month long waiting list."
"So I pulled some strings, what's the good of saving the world if..."
He never got to finish what he was saying, because Kim had flown across the couch at him smothering him with kisses.
"Ah," said Tim, who had just entered the room with his brother Jim.
"Get a room, you two." completed his brother Jim.
"Alright guys," said Kim teasingly,
"we'll take yours."
Tim and Jim raced up stairs, Ron and Kim close behind.
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Meanwhile back in New York,
"Well," asked Rat Capone of his thugs.
"Are they gone?"
"Duh, yeah Boss," said Arnold Mousenager,
"Duh, and they took off too."
Capone turned to his lizard thug, and said,
"Sugar Ray, please."
"right boss."
He took off his hat, and slapped the big mouse with it.
"Ow!" said Arnold.
"We'll just have to save our little surprise for later, right boys?" he asked with an evil grin.
"Right boss." they both said.
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Well that's it for this week, and,
Kim: Be sure to come back next week for my wedding.
Writer: No Kim, Not next week, next week the rangers arrive, along with some other guests.
Kim: Oh, Sorry Boss.
Writer: That's all right Kim.
Thanks to everyone who's been reading and reviewing.
God Bless.