Three Weddings And A Funeral. By Kim's #1 Fan
Hey Guys,
Sorry for the hiatus last week, I had some personal problems.
But now I'm Back...
Kim: Excuse me Boss, but don't you mean we're back?
Writer: Are you still here?
Kim: Yes, and this time I brought a friend.
(Gadget walks in in human Form.)
Gadget: Golly Hi guys.
Writer: Kim ? Why didn't you just bring Ron too?
Kim: Oh no, he's next week.
Writer: Gadget, would you mind?
Gadget: Of course not.
(Gadget smiles at camera,)
Gadget: Kim's #1 Fan does not own Kim, or her friends, or me and my ranger friends.
So please don't sue, This is all in fun.
Writer: Thank you Gadget, Kim?
Do you want to add something?
Kim: Only that we thank everyone who's read and reviewed so far.
Writer: Thanks Kim,
And now...
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Chapter 3: Kim's Wedding
Part 2: The Parties
The Possible house was busier than ever.
Mr. Possible was making sure that everyone, including the Rescue Rangers, had seats.
Mrs. Possible was seeing to the decorating of the church.
"No!" she said into the phone,
"We want Pink and White balloons
outside, and Red roses inside."
Meanwhile, Jim & Tim were cleaning up their room, as Chip and Gadget were going to be sleeping in their room, while Kim and Ron cleaned up her room, so that Dale and Foxglove could sleep there.
"So where are you gonna sleep K.P.?" asked Ron.
"Ron, I'm too excited to sleep.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be Mrs. Ron Stoppable."
"But Kim," protested Ron,
"You need your sleep, tomorrow is a big day, for both of us."
"Well, I might just curl up on the couch and snooze, if you promise to stay here with me." she said seductively.
"Hey! No way K.P.! Don't you know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?" said Ron.
"Wanna test that theory?" teased Kim.
"No Way K.P., we're taking enough chances as it is."
And with that Ron left the room.
"Besides," he teased, sticking his head into the bedroom,
"Room cleaning is woman's work."
"Just for that mister," said Mrs Stoppable dragging him in by the ear,
"You will finish cleaning the room, while Kim relaxes.
After all, she's got a big day tomorrow."
Kim playfully stuck out her tongue at Ron.
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Hours later the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it K.P." shouted Ron, glad to be away from the room cleaning.
"Oh no you don't Mister." said Mrs Possible handing him a vacuum cleaner.
"Dang," said Ron, going back into the room.
"Almost made it."
"Tell me about it ." said Mr. Possible, sticking his head out from the bathroom, where he was cleaning the toilet.
"Back to work James." said Mrs Possible sweetly.
"Yes dear." he said.
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"I got it mom." said Kim opening the door.
She looked out and saw a beautiful young woman with strawberry blond hair, wearing a lavender jumpsuit and blue aviator goggles.
"Hi Kim," she said happily.
At first Kim didn't know who this was, then the woman said to the man who wore a bomber jacket and a fedora,
"Chip, be careful, those are crystal."
"Yes dear," he replied.
Then she noticed another young man wearing a Hawaiian shirt, pants and shoes.
"Dale," said a beautiful young woman with short reddish brown hair, and a dress and shoes the same color.
"be careful with that china dear."
"Yes Foxy." answered the young man.
Then she saw a burly big man in a trench coat, with a big bushy mustache.
"Allo, love." he said to Kim.
Then she noticed a small bald man wearing a red sweater.
"Hi Kim." he said.
"Uh hi." she said.
"Kim?" said the strawberry blond woman,
"it's us, the Rangers."
Suddenly, everything clicked.
"Gadget, hi. Sorry I didn't recognize you guys but, this is my first time seeing you all human."
"Oh that's alright Kim," said Chip,
"we're here for the wedding." said Dale.
"Of course you are Dale," said Kim, hugging him.
Suddenly she heard it.
A sound she'd heard many times before on missions.
She looked up, and sure enough, there was Dr. Drakken's Hover car.
"Good afternoon Kimberly Anne, so good to see you." said the blue skinned scientist.
"Hey Kimmie," said Shego,
"Where do we park this puppy?"
asked the green skinned woman.
Kim was still trying to get used to both being friends with Drakken and Shego, and calling them by their real names.
"Right where you are would be just fine Shela." she said.
"Just not on the roof." said her mother.
Shela Goeh parked the car on the ground as she was told.
Then she and Drew Lipsky climbed out.
They had been going together now for a year, and everyone was wondering when Drew would pop the question, including Shela.
"I don't know Kimmie," said Shela sadly.
"I've done everything but take my clothes off in front of him and let
him have a good long look, but I'm not about to do that."
"Not anymore anyway." teased Kim.
"Easy there, Princess," Shela teased back.
"I could still break your arm before the wedding."
"Sorry Shela, just kidding."
Shela still wore her black and green jumpsuit, while Drew wore a regular polo shirt, pants, and a lab coat.
Just as they were going in, Gadget pulled Kim aside.
"Kim," she whispered urgently.
"wasn't she that cat who was chasing you when you were a mouse? And I'm fairly sure that blue guy was a dog."
"Right both times Gadj," said Kim, but they've both turned over new leaves, there heroes now, they helped me save the world."
Kim explained to Gadget about her adventure with the alien lowardian armada.
Gadget listened quietly, then when she was done, said,
"Well Kim, if you trust her I do."
Kim and Gadget walked into the house together.
"Love your hair Gadj." said Kim happily.
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"Mom, Dad, Drew, Shela, Mr. & Mrs. Stoppable, I'd like you all to meet the rangers."
said Kim introducing her friends to her family and friends.
"This is Gadget,"
"Oh, the little mouse who married the chipmunk?" asked her father.
"That's right sir," said Gadget happily shaking hands with him.
"and I have to tell you, I am a big fan of your work, I've read all of your papers on rockets."
"Oh well, I'm flattered, but Kim tells us you reformed Drew's Penlight?"
"You did?" asked Drew curiously.
"Yes," said Gadget sheepishly,
"well you see, this is how we're here."
"Yes," said Chip jumping in to help his wife.
"you see, normally Dale and I are chipmunks, Gadget and Monterey, are mice, Foxglove over there is a bat, and Zipper is a fly."
The Possibles, Stoppables, Drew, and Shela all looked closely at the little man.
"So," said Shela, looking at Foxglove.
"your normal form is a bat?"
"Yeah," she said bashfully.
"Vampire or Fruit bat?" asked Mr. Stoppable curiously.
"Well actually," said Foxy,
"I'm a little bit of both, see, my mother is a vampire bat, and my father was a fruit bat."
"Doesn't it feel weird not to have any wings?" Drew asked Zipper.
"Well yeah," said Zipper.
"I've gotta keep reminding myself that I don't have wings anymore, so I cant fly."
"And me," continued Foxy,
"I have to stop myself from flapping my arms to move around."
"Now," began Mr. Possible,
"Which of you is the one with the cheese problem?" he asked.
"That would be me mate." said Monterey.
Mr. Possible walked over to his daughter, and whispered,
"Kimmie-cub, I would really like to see one of these cheese attacks, you know, for science."
"Alright, Dad," she whispered back,
"But your really asking for it."
Kim walked over to her boyfriend and whispered something in his ear.
He gave her a funny look, as if she had asked him to take his clothes off in front of everyone.
She gave him a kiss on the lips, and he just walked into the kitchen with a dazed look on his face.
Soon he came back with a covered plate, and handed it to Mr. Possible.
"The only way to learn about it dad," began Kim,
" is to live through it."
"Everyone, get down.
Dad, when I say now, uncover the tray."
Everyone ducked down, and then Kim said,
"Now dad."
He uncovered the tray, and very soon, he saw Monterey Jack's eyes go wide, his mustache twirled, and he ran right straight at him.
Then he ran him over, and grabbed the tray with the cheese, and ran off.
Moments later, Kim was helping her father back up.
"You O.K. Dad?" she asked through a wide grin.
"The things I do for science."
he said letting Kim help him up.
Seconds later Monty came running back.
"Sorry about that mate," said Monty sincerely,
"but when I get me cheese attacks, I cain't even stop me self."
"That's all right Monty, it was my fault. I just wanted to see what would happen."
Everyone laughed.
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Hours later, the girls were all getting ready to go out on the town while the guys stayed in.
"You sure your O.K. With this Ron? we could just all stay home."
"No way K.P., you go, and I stay."
"Alright then ladies, lets go." said Mrs. Possible.
Just as they were going out the door, a long car with bull horns pulled up, and a little girl with brown hair and freckles, wearing a white blouse, a blue skirt, and boots ran up and hugged Kim.
"Howdy Cousin Kim." she said happily.
"Hi Joss, great to see you."
"Slim," called out Mrs Possible to her brother in law,
"You can park that car right over here."
"Sure thing Annie." he said with a Texas drawl.
He parked right where she told him to, then got out of the car, and hugged her.
"Howdy Annie." he said happily.
"Well howdy Tex," she teased,
"James and the boys are inside,
we're gonna steal your daughter for a few hours."
"Alright," he said,
"But y'all bring her back in one piece, or her new mama ain't a gonna be too happy."
"Don't worry Slim, I've seen Betty in a bad mood, not a pretty sight."
said Mrs Possible.
"Alright ladies," she said getting into her mini van,
"Pile in."
Kim, Joss, Mrs. Stoppable, Hana, Foxglove, Gadget and Shela, all crowded into the mini van.
"Where are we going mom?" asked Kim.
"Someplace where we can all just relax and let our hair down."
"They have men's strip joints here?" asked Shela with a malicious grin.
"Yes Shela, but that's not where we're going." replied Mrs. Possible.
Soon they saw the neon lights of a small bar.
"Mom?" said Kim,
"A bar?"
"Hey don't knock it Kimmie," said her mother.
"besides, this is where I met your father."
"You met dad, in a bar?" asked Kim in stunned disbelief.
"What about Hana?"asked Mrs. Stoppable,
"And Joss?"added Kim.
"Don't worry ladies, they have root beer here too."
"Woot Beew, Woot Beew." cheered Hana.
"Alright Honey," said Mrs. Stoppable,
"But just a small one."
They all piled out and went into the bar.
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Meanwhile the guys were having their own fun.
"And so, the bartender said, 'Not in my bar you don't'."
everyone laughed at Ron's joke.
"Ron," asked Jim,
"How are we going to have our drinking contest?"
"Drinking contest?" asked Mr Possible threateningly.
"Aw, don't worry James." said Chip.
"Yeah Mate," said Monterey,
"It was only Root Beer."
"Oh, well in that case, Slim, help me bring up those old kegs from the basement."
"You mean?" his brother asked.
"Yup," he replied.
"the last ones he ever made."
"Of course it might be a bit strong for the boys."
"Oh, I think they can take it,
besides, we were no older then them when dad gave us our first taste."
"Well then come on partner," said Slim grabbing Monty's arm,
"Ya'll look like you've got a strong back, and them barrels is heavy."
Soon they had brought up three big barrels of home made Root Beer.
"Gentleman," said Mr Possible loudly,
"You may start your drinking."
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Elsewhere in Middleton, the ladies were enjoying their night out.
"And Ron just stood there with his pants down to his knees, and said, ' Ah man, not again.'"
They all laughed, including Mrs Stoppable.
"Was that like the fifteenth time or sixteenth time he lost his pants?" asked Shela, through her laughter.
"I really don't know," replied Kim,
"I lost count around twenty."
Once again there was a fresh round of laughter.
"Well," said Mrs. Stoppable,
"I'm just glad I told him to wear clean underwear."
Again everyone laughed,
even Hana who had been taking a sip of her root beer, and it shot out of her little nose.
"Whoa little Partner," said Joss cleaning Hana's face and helping her blow her nose.
"That's your big brother your laughin at Darlin."
"So Shego," said Mrs. Possible.
"Shela," she corrected.
"Sorry dear, Shela, how are things between you and Drew?"
"Oh I don't know, Mrs. Dr. P,
I mean I love the guy, but he just won't take a hint.
I've done everything except light my self on fire, and he still doesn't notice me."
"Can I give you some advice dear?"
asked Mrs. Stoppable.
"Yes?" asked Shela eagerly,
"The answer is simple.
Just tell him how you feel."
"But what if he doesn't feel the same way?" she asked.
"Well," said Mrs. Dr. Possible,
"it's his loss, and your gain."
"You know what?" said Shela pounding her fist on the table,
"Your absolutely right, it's his loss my gain."
"Exactly." said Gadget.
"There's lots of other guys out there." said Foxy.
"Yeah," said Shela sadly,
"but none with blue skin."
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Meanwhile, back at the Possible house, the guys were having pretty much the same conversation, in the middle of the drinking contest.
"Well I don't know guys," said Drew sadly,
"I mean I like her and all, but I'm just afraid of what she'll do if I told her so.
Not just to me but to herself."
"Drew," said James Possible to his old friend.
"There's just one thing you can do my friend."
"What?" he asked.
"Tell her how you feel."
"But what if she doesn't feel the same?" asked Drew.
"Then Partner," replied Slim Possible,
"Y'all can just find yo self another Philly who does."
"But I like my green Philly."
"Hey mate's," called Monterey,
"Are we talking or drinking?"
"We're coming Monty." said Mr. Possible.
The home made Root beer tasted great, but it was a little too much for anyone who hadn't grown up drinking it.
Rufus, could only drink one mug,
while Zipper, even in human form could only drink half a mug.
Chip and Dale both drank two, before they had to quit, while Monterey, Drew and Ron, all drank three.
And Jim and Tim and Mr. Stoppable all drank four.
It all came down to James Possible and his brother Slim.
They both drank six mugs, but on the seventh mug, Slim was half way done when he suddenly put down his mug, let out a mighty burp, and said,
"You win this round little brother.
But next time..."
"Next time, Ronald might beat us both."
They all laughed, even Ron.
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"Well ladies," said Mrs. Possible,
""I think we should call it a night."
"Yes," said Mrs Stoppable,
"we've got two sleepy heads here."
everyone looked at little Hana and Joss, sleeping side by side.
"Aw how cute," said Shela,
"quick, somebody snap a picture."
Mrs. Possible, took out her cell phone, aimed it, and clicked a picture.
"Perfect." she said grinning,
"This will make a great family Christmas card."
"Alright Kim," said Gadget,
"You carry your cousin, and I'll take little Hana."
Kim lifted up her cousin.
"Geez Cuz, your gaining weight."
Kim and Gadget carried the two sleeping girls back to the minivan, and rode home with them in their laps.
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When they got home, the guys were just finishing up cleaning.
"Shela," said Drew happily,
"Just the one I wanted to talk to."
"Yeah, well lets go outside, cause I wanna talk to you too." replied Shela, taking his hand, and taking him outside.
Meanwhile Kim yawned,
"Mom, I'm gonna sleep out here tonight."
She went to the couch and laid down.
Ron gave her a kiss as he left,
"See you tomorrow Sweetie."
And then he, his mother his father and baby sister went home.
As they left, they saw Drew and Shela kissing on the porch.
"Get a room you two." teased Ron.
"Yeah Ronnie, do you happen to know of any motels nearby?" asked Shela.
"Right up the road there," said Mr. Stoppable.
"Turn left after two blocks, it's right on the corner, you can't miss it."
"C'mon Drew, I'll even let you drive." cooed Shela seductively.
"Yes dear," said Drew,
"I mean Shela."
"Oh that's alright Drewby," she said sweetly,
"You can even call me Shego, I don't mind darling."
They climbed into the hover car, and flew at street level, to see the motel.
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Meanwhile, the couples were getting ready for bed.
"Come on Chip," said Gadget impatiently,
"I've been waiting years to try out a human bed."
"Well I don't know Gadj," replied
Chip,
"It's always hardest to sleep in a strange bed."
Gadget gave him a sexy look, and said,
"Now who said anything about sleeping Chip darling? Remember, I still have to give you your valentine's present."
Chip jumped up off the couch, Gadget practically dragging him upstairs.
"Well good night Mr & Mrs Possible, Dale, Foxy."
"Come on Chip," said Gadget, then she turned, smiled sheepishly, and said,
"Night all."
Then their bedroom door slammed.
Then Foxglove got up,
"Oh that's right Dale," she said sweetly,
"I still have to give you your valentines present."
Dale jumped off the couch, and ran up to Kim's room Foxglove close behind.
"Night all." she said, then the door slammed again.
Monty came in from using the phone.
"All right Zip old pal, the phones yours, now remember, talk to Guido, and mention my name, you'll get a discount."
"What are you doing guys?" asked Mrs. Possible curiously.
"Ordering flowers for our girlfriends." said Zipper running to the phone.
"Well," said Anne Possible more to herself then to her husband.
"A least some men remember valentine's day."
"Sorry I couldn't get you any flowers dear," apologized Mr . Possible,
"But I was all tapped out from these."
He handed her a small box.
She opened it and inside were a pair of emerald ear rings.
"I saw them, and they immediately
reminded me of your beautiful green eyes."
"Oh James," she said hugging her husband.
"You old romantic you."
"Ugh," grunted Kim,
"Do you mind, I am trying to sleep!"
Both her parents giggled to each other, and turned out the lights.
"Good night Kimmie." they said together.
"Night." said Kim, and snuggled down to sleep.
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A/N : This section is dedicated to my mother, who died two weeks ago.
She was always there for me either to praise me or to correct me,
and I will never forget her.
And now, as always,
God Bless