Three Weddings And A Funeral.
By Kim's #1 Fan
Hello again friends, we are back, and we are ready to begin Kim's wedding.
(Kim can be heard cheering and hollering in the background.)
And also today, we have two very special guests with us this morning.
Please welcome Mrs. Kim Possible,
(Kim walks in wearing her wedding gown."
Kim: Hi guys, and welcome to my wedding.
Writer: and her boyfriend and soon to be husband Ron Stoppable.
(Ron walks in wearing a black tuxedo.)
Ron: Hi dudes, and welcome.
Writer: Now then, Kim, would you please do the honors?
Kim: Of course,
(Kim turns to the camera and smiles.)
We'd like to thank everyone who's read and reviewed so far, and also thanks to all who sent their condolences last week.
Please keep reading and reviewing.
Writer: Thank you Kim, now Ron,
do you have anything to add?
Ron: Yes I do,
(Kim can be heard whispering,)
Kim:Into the camera darling.
Ron: What? Oh yeah, right.
(Ron turns into the camera.)
Ron:Thanks K.P.
Kim's #1 Fan does not own Kim Possible, or myself, or any of our friends, or the Rescue Rangers,
this is all in fun, so please don't sue.
Writer: Thanks guys, and now...
Kim: I love you Ronnie.
Ron: I love you too K.P.
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Chapter 3: Kim's Wedding
Part 3: The Wedding
The church was beautiful, everything looked just as it should.
Mrs. Possible examined every inch of the church to make sure nothing was out of place.
Suddenly a black bat flew in the window and landed on Kim's shoulder.
"Kimmie," said her mother worriedly,
"Don't move, there is a black bat on your shoulder, I'll get it off you."
She started moving closer with a broomstick to chase away the bat, but Kim jumped away,
"Mom! This is Foxglove's mother."
"It is?" asked Mrs. Possible in a shocked tone,
then she looked at the bat.
"You are?"
The black bat nodded it's head up and down.
"Come on Rosie," said Kim carrying the bat,
"let's go find Gadget."
"Mind if I tag along Kimmie?"
asked her mother,
"I've always wanted to see that penlight at work."
"Of course not mom," said Kim sweetly,
"You can even carry Rosie." she said handing her the bat.
Mrs. Possible held out her hands, and the black bat jumped into her hands then up to her shoulder.
"You don't bite do you?" she asked.
The bat appeared to laugh, then shook her head.
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They found Gadget in the women's dressing room, putting on her heels.
"I could never understand why women wear these things."
"To make ourselves appear taller."
replied Mrs Stoppable who was putting the finishing touches on little Hana Stoppables hair, when Kim and her mother came in with Rosie.
"Rosie, Rosie," cooed Hana happily upon seeing the bat, who flew to her chubby little face and hugged it.
"Ahhh," screamed Mrs Stoppable,
"Kim, get her off my daughter, she'll bite her!"
Rosie looked up at Mrs Stoppable, a sad look on her face, then she let go of Hana's face, and flew to the ground in front of Gadget.
"Rosie, what are you doing here?"
asked Gadget, the bat simply looked at her.
"Oh," she said, reaching into her purse for the Penlight.
"Sorry." she said then clicked it.
The tiny Black dress she had on expanded when she took human form.
"Amazing," said Mrs. Possible.
The black bat was now a full grown woman in her fifties.
Her long black hair, went all the way down her back.
Mrs Stoppable struggled to hold her daughter.
"Oh," said Rosie tenderly,
"do not worry, I may be a vampire, but I do not bite."
"Sorry about that Mrs. Uhh..."
apologized Mrs. Stoppable.
"Perfectly understandable my dear," said Rosie.
"I am a mother as well after all,
and if I had seen my darling daughter with a bat I didn't know, I would have done the same thing,
and please, call me Rosie."
"Wosie, Wosie!" cheered Hana,
trying to get to Rosie to hug her.
"Hana honey please," begged her mother,
" let me finish this."
"Hana, my dear," said Rosie calmly to the little girl,
"Let your mother finish, then we will hug."
Hana immediately simmered down and let her mother do what she had to.
As she finished, Foxglove walked in.
"Has anyone seen my...Mom!"
she ran over and the two women hugged.
Then Hana ran over for her hug.
"Me first kiddo," said Foxglove sweetly,
"After all, she's my mother."
"Why are you here Rosie?"
asked Kim.
"Yes," added Gadget,
"and who's minding headquarters?"
"Well," began Rosie, looking at Kim,
"I simply couldn't miss your wedding my dear,"
then she turned to Gadget,
"And as to headquarters, they are in the very capable hands of Tammy and Bink Squirrel."
"They're over they're colds?"
asked Foxglove.
"Yes." she replied.
"Well," began Kim,
"It's great to have you here, I'm sure that Ron will be very happy to see you."
Kim was right, Ron was happy to see Rosie.
He ran over, and gave her a big hug.
"When did you get in Rose?" he asked curiously.
"Just now actually, I flew from New York to Colorado over night." she said proudly.
"By plane?" asked Ron, forgetting she was originally a bat.
"No my dear," she replied sweetly,
"by wing."
"Oh yeah," said Ron remembering.
"Your a bat."
"That's right my dear."
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Hours later the wedding was about to begin.
"Ronald," called Rabbi Katz.
"Might I have a word with you about the wedding."
"Of course Rabbi," said Ron.
He was already dressed in his tux, and had nothing more to do so,
he talked with the rabbi.
"Your Father informs me you want a none Jewish wedding, is this correct?"
" I'm sorry Rabbi, it's what Kim wants." replied Ron.
"And what do you want my son?"
asked the Rabbi.
"I want, to make Kim happy.
But, don't worry, I'll still wear my skull cap, and I'll still break the glass."
"Well," said the rabbi thoughtfully,
"at least there's that."
Then he slapped Ron on the back.
"Congratulations Ronald, I know that you will both be very happy together."
Rabbi Katz then went off in search of the bride.
Monique walked into the church and right into Dale.
"Excuse you." she said rudely.
"Hey Monique, it's me Dale."
"Do I even know you?" she asked evenly, then she began walking away.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the church, another Monique walked into the church, saw Dale, ran over and hugged him.
"Dale, you look great as a human." she said happily.
Dale was very confused.
"Wait a minute, first, you bump into me, say 'excuse you, and walk off, and now, your happy to see me?"
"Dale, this is the first time I've seen you human." she said simply.
Then a thought came to her head.
"Dale, the next time you see two of me, check the dress tag, now mine is 100 silk, made specially for me by Coco Banana himself."
she showed him the tag, which had been signed C.B.
"But first, tell Kim's mother about this, don't bother Kim, she's got enough to worry about today."
"Right." he said dutifully, then ran off to find Mrs. Possible.
Monique stood silently searching the crowd.
'Alright Camile,' she said to herself.
'where are you, and why are you pretending to be me?'
Meanwhile, the 'other' Monique was unlocking the back door of the church, and letting in a young boy in a trench coat, with a big hat.
"You know what to do?" he asked.
The 'other' Monique quickly changed a perfect lookalike for Kim.
"Of Course." she said in a very Kim like voice.
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Elsewhere, Dale had just found Mrs. Possible,
and told her what had just happened.
"Another Monique?" she said thinking.
Then she remembered Kim had told her about a shape shifting
female villain named Camille Leon.
"Dale," she whispered,
"Help me find Shela."
"Got It." he whispered back.
So they both began searching for Shela.
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Meanwhile, the fake Kim, (Camile Leon, disguised as Kim.)
was doing her damage.
She had stole the key to the bride's dressing room, and had locked her in.
Then began walking away,
grinning evilly.
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Outside, looking up at the beautiful valentine's sky, Shela, now knew after last night, how much Drew Lipsky loved her.
Although they had gotten separate rooms, Drew loved her enough to respect her wishes, and that was enough for her.
She was pulled out of her dreamy reverie, by the sound of two voices calling to her.
"Shela!" shouted Mrs. Dr. Possible.
She spun around to find both Mrs. Possible and Dale searching for her.
"What's up guys?" she asked curiously.
"Shela," said Mrs. Possible breathlessly,
"Camille is here."
"Camille? As in Camille Leon, that Camille??"
"Exactly." she said.
"And we certainly don't want to bother Kimmie on her wedding day."
"Never." said Dale.
"Alright, you two keep your eyes open for anything weird.
And if you find her, don't fight her, she's dangerous, just leave her to me."
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Hours later, the wedding was starting, soon, and Monique was making one last sweep, looking for Camile, before going back to join
Gadget, Foxglove, Joss, and Shela as the bride's maids.
She past by the brides dressing room, and heard someone banging on the door franticly.
"Help, Help I'm locked in!" she cried.
"Kim?" asked Monique,
"G.F. Is that you?"
"Monique!" she cried desperately.
"Please open the door."
Monique tried the door, it was locked.
"I'm gonna go find help. Kim, You,"
just then she thought,
"G.f. , how do I know it's really you in there, and not Camille Leon?"
"Camille?? Monique the last four numbers on your club banana card, are, 539-" she never got to finish.
"I'll find help Kim."
"Don't bother G.F." growled an evil voice, Monique turned and saw what appeared to be a teenage swamp boy.
She screamed loudly.
"Help!" she cried.
"No ones gonna hear you girl." he whispered evilly.
"Let her go Gill." said a voice behind them.
They both turned to see a very angry Steve Barkin.
"Mr. Barkin, Kim's locked in there!" said Monique pointing too the womans room door.
"But I just saw..." began Mr. Barkin, then everything came together for him,
"Camille is out there isn't she?"
Monique nodded her head.
"Stand back, Monique," said Barkin getting into his famous three point stance, which had knocked out many line backs in his football days.
"Possible!" he shouted,
"Move away from the door, now!"
He started running at the door, head down.
Monique was able to push Gill away from her, and into the door, so that when Barkin slammed into the door, he also slammed into Gill.
The Door broke, and the door, Gill, and Barkin went sailing past Kim, into the room.
"Thanks Mr B." shouted Kim as she ran down the hall.
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Within the church, the wedding had started, and people were noticing that Kim was acting strangely.
"If there is anyone here," said Rabbi Katz,
"Who feels that these two should not be so joined, let him speak now, or forever,"
before he finished, Kim had raised her hand.
She looked Ron in the face and said
"I'm sorry Ron, I thought I could overlook your stupid looks, your stupid clothes, and your oh so stupid ways, but it's just too hard."
Ron was about to cry when suddenly...
The church doors banged open and in marched a vary angry Kim Possible, with Mr. Barkin, and Monique holding Gill behind her.
"Camille!!" she yelled,
"Get The H--"
she looked at the rabbi, and said sheepishly,
"sorry."
"Quite alright, Kim." said the rabbi smiling.
Then she turned back to Camille,
"Get the Heck, away from my man, now!"
"I knew it!" said Shela stepping closer to Camille to grab her.
The fake Kim, finally turned into her true form.
A tall skinny girl, with blond hair down her back.
The audience in the church gasped.
"Figured it out huh?" she asked grinning widely.
Then she turned into a perfect double for Barkin, and grabbed Ron by the throat.
"Let him Go!" she shouted at the real Barkin,
"Or little hubby here won't even see the honeymoon."
Mr. Barkin looked at Monique, who looked back at him questioningly, and finally let Gill go.
Meanwhile unseen by everyone else, Gadget and Foxglove were making their way to the buffet table, and Shela was stalling for time.
Finally, Gill and Camille stood side by side.
"Is that what you really look like?" asked Camille with a disgusted look.
"Shut up." said Gill, grabbing Ron away so that Camille could change back to herself, while he held Ron.
"Now no one move, and maybe, just maybe Stoppable here will be fine."
Shela was watching for a sign from both Gadget and Foxglove.
Finally she saw the sign.
"Now!" she shouted.
Both Gadget and Foxglove smeared cheese all over the two villains.
"Why did you do that?" asked Gill looking at the two girls.
"You'll see." they both said together stepping out of the way.
"CHHEEEESSSSEEEE!!"
Was all they heard, then suddenly they were run over be a two hundred pound man, who sat happily on both of them chewing on what cheese he could scrape off them.
Everyone in the church laughed at them.
"Get him off." growled Camille.
"Alright Kim," said a voice behind her,
"we'll take it from here."
Kim turned to see her favorite aunt.
Betty Possible stood there smiling, wearing a long pink dress, and heels, and even a pink eye patch with an emerald heart sewn into it.
Betty saw Kim looking at the Eye patch.
"I have one for every holiday," she said happily.
"You should see the one I wear for Christmas."
Kim ran to hug her favorite aunt.
"Didn't think you'd make it aunt Betty." said Kim happily.
"I almost didn't, we've been searching for these two since yesterday," she said motioning to the two criminals, who were being carried away while Monterey tried to pick the cheese from their clothes.
"Then your mom called us just an hour ago, and told us they were here, so we rushed to the jet, and soared out here faster then spit on a griddle." she grinned at her husband, Slim Possible.
"Excuse me," said Rabbi Katz,
"But is anyone getting married today, or not?" he asked with a grin.
Everyone in the church laughed.
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Soon, everything was ready again.
The bride's maids, Gadget, Foxglove, Shela, and Monique all wore beautiful, soft pink gowns, with white gloves, and carried bouquets of Red roses.
While The best men, Drew, Chip, Dale, Monty , Zipper and Ron's best friend, Felix Renton, and even Wade Load,
all wore the classic black tux.
Ron wore the same tux, but also white gloves, and a small black skull cap to show his Jewish heritage.
Then the organ began playing,
"Here Comes The Bride."
And Kim was led out by her father, while Hana tossed rose petals before them, and Joss Possible carried her cousins wedding train.
Both Joss, and Hana were dressed like the brides maids, in beautiful soft pink gowns with white gloves.
But they also wore white sashes around the middle of their dresses.
Kim's father, meanwhile, was dressed in a dark, navy blue jacket, with pants that matched, and shoes and socks, everything was dark blue.
Kim on the other hand wore nothing but soft pink.
Her dress, her gloves, her veil,
everything except her white socks, was soft pink.
And to cover the something blue, and something borrowed, both, her mother had loaned her a necklace with a beautiful blue gemstone in the middle.
As she walked down the aisle Kim saw many old and new friends,
including one spanish gentleman named Perez Ramires, whom Kim and Ron had saved from a bull stampede in his home town of Juarez Mexico.
Then she passed her aunt Betty and her mother, who were both pointing at their beautiful daughters, and dabbing their eyes with their kerchiefs.
As she passed her old cheer leader friends, Tara smiled brightly,
and Bonnie, also with tears in her eyes, also smiled at Kim.
Kim couldn't believe it.
'Was that a smile?' she thought,
'from Bonnie, the queen of mean?'
She waved at them both, returning their smile.
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Finally, Kim and her father stood before Rabbi Katz and Ron.
"Who gives this woman to be wed?" asked the rabbi.
"I do." replied James Possible,
"Her father."
And then he took Kim's hands, kissed them, and placed them in Ron's hands, then went to sit beside his wife, and his brother.
"Dearly beloved," began the rabbi,
"We are gathered her today, in the eyes of god, to join this man, and this woman, into the bonds of holy matrimony.
If there be anyone here, who feels these two should not be so joined, let him speak now, or forever hold your piece."
Kim looked back at the doors to the church, almost challenging someone or anyone to object.
After a few seconds, the rabbi continued,
"Do you, Ronald Dean Stoppable, take this woman, Kimberly Anne Possible to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love honor and cherish her, in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, and forsaking all others keep thee only to her so long as you both shall live, so help you god?"
Ron turned to Kim, and while staring into her emerald green eyes, he said,
"I Do."
"And do you," continued the rabbi,
"Kimberly Anne Possible, take this man Ronald Dean Stoppable, to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love honor and cherish in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, and forsaking all others keep thee only unto him so long as you both shall live?"
Kim looked into Ron's chocolate brown eyes, and said,
"Oh yeah,"
there was a laugh from the audience.
Then Kim turned back to the rabbi, and said,
"I Do."
"The rings, please."
Monique gave Kim the ring she'd bought for Ron, while, Felix gave Ron, the ring he'd bought for Kim.
"Would you please, place the rings onto each others fingers?" said the rabbi.
Ron put his ring on Kim's finger, while Kim put her ring onto Ron's
finger.
"Now, repeat after me, with this ring, I thee wed." said the rabbi.
Kim and Ron both said,
"With this ring, I thee wed."
"Then by the power invested in me by the city of Middleton, state of Colorado, I now pronounce you, Man and Wife, you may kiss the bride." said Rabbi Katz.
"With pleasure." said Ron, getting another laugh from the crowd.
Ron's father, placed a glass under Ron's foot, and Ron stomped on it breaking the glass.
Everyone cheered.
"Mazeltov, my son." said Mrs. Stoppable, hugging her son.
Then she went over, and hugged Kim.
"Congratulations Kim." she said softly.
"Thanks Mrs. Stopp-"
"No," said Mrs Stoppable sternly,
"From now on, you call me Mom." she said once again hugging her.
"Thanks mom." said Kim happily.
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Everyone was congratulating the new couple, when Monterey ran into Rosie.
"Monty, you said you wanted to talk with me?"
she asked.
"Well," he began,
"I've never felt this way about anyone, not even Desiree, so Rosie, what I'm trying to say is,
Will you marry me?"
Rosie looked astonished for a moment, then slowly, began nodding her head.
"I must admit, Monterey, I haven't
felt this way about anyone, since Foxglove's father, so my answer is ...yes."
Monty picked up Rosie in a bone crushing hug.
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Meanwhile outside the church, another tradition was happening.
Ron took off the soft pink garter belt Kim wore, gave it a small kiss, turned around and tossed it over his shoulder.
"Renton!" said Drew teasingly,
"No fair flying."
Felix immediately landed his chair.
Drew Lipsky caught the belt.
"Well Dude," said Felix,
"looks like your getting married next."
"Yes," replied Drew,
"But to whom?"
Then Kim turned around, and tossed her bridal Bouquet.
It was caught, by the soft pink glove of Shela Goah.
"There she is, Renton, the soon to be Mrs. Drew Lipsky, if she'll have me." said Drew longingly.
"Dude," began Felix,
"How many years did she work for you?"
"Four, why?"
"And she still likes you, bro, Drew, if she don't marry you, no one will." he said teasingly.
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Everything was beautiful.
Then it was time to leave.
"Goodbye Kim," said Gadget hugging her friend.
"Not goodbye Gadj, just So Long."
whispered Kim into her friends ear.
Meanwhile, Ron was shaking hands with Chip, Dale and Monty.
"So long Kim." said Foxglove hugging her friend.
"So long Foxy." she said softly.
Gadget was hugging Ron.
"See you later, Ron." she said.
"Back at you mouse girl." teased Ron.
Then the Rangers all turned to leave.
Suddenly Kim shivered.
"What's wrong K.P.?" asked Ron.
"You cold?"
"No Ron," replied Kim, locking eyes with Rosie.
"It's just a feeling like I'm never gonna see her alive again.
Oh but that's silly right?" she asked hopefully.
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Meanwhile, back in New York, at the happy Cat Tuna Factory, the hideout for criminal mastermind,
Fat Cat, and his gang,
Fat Cat was reading a book called,
"How To Build A Time Bomb, For Dummies."
"How very interesting," he said with an evil grin.
"Mole!" he yelled.
Soon, a very dumb looking mole, entered the room.
"Yeah Boss?" he said.
Fat Cat handed him the book.
"I want you to build me something Mole."
"Duh, sure boss, What?"
"Read the book you imbecile." said Fat Cat angrily.
Mole read the title of the book.
"You want me to build a time bomb?" he asked unsurely.
"Yes you Moron," said Fat Cat.
"I may yet have a use for it."
He said laughing to himself, as the mole left the room reading the book.
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Meanwhile, by the New York Docks, a funny looking little man, with a bald head, and red hair around his ears, and a red mustache, and glasses, had just got off the boat.
"So," he said with an evil look in his eyes.
"They think they've seen the last of Norton Nimnull do they?
Well, they couldn't be more wrong." he laughed evilly.
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Well guys, thats the last wedding, next time, The funeral.
Who's Funeral?
Who done it?
You'll have to come back next week to find out.
Till then, I'd like to say thank you, to all who've read and reviewed, and also sent they're condolences for my mother's passing.
I'm sure she's in a better place.
God Bless.