The truth that no one wanted..

Edwards POV

"Yo, Em. Any idea why I'm invited to dinner at yours tonight?" That pixie sister of mine 'invited' me over, and we all know what A wants A gets.

"Na man, sorry… All the girls are acting really weird though." Emmet might look like a typical jock, but he's actually one of the most sensitive guys anyone would ever meet.

"Even Bells?"

"especially her, this morning she was barely up to 60mph when she threw the car of the road and chucked up her breakfast. Any way…" he waggled his eyebrows suggestively "why do you care?"

"I…I...I don't. Why would I?" Smooth Edward.

"Well a little birdie told me…."

"We slept together alright! Only we were both really drunk, I didn't even know it was her till the morning after, at that point I was so hung over I just bolted it out of there and went to see Alice" It wasn't my proudest moment, and if I could turn back time and not have been a pussy about it, I would.

"I know. I also know that's the reason little Eddy hasn't been out on the pull in over a month."

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I can't get her hot little arce out of my head!" That's the point when the entire football practice decides to go silent! Oh no there is no god.

"Who's arce E?" ah jasper, if I tell him he'll hit me, but if I lie he'll know.

"it's no one, just some girl I met, that, you know, ah, um, maybe?"

"maybe what Edward?"

"maybe you should mind your own business?"

"you bang my baby sister and you can't even tell me. I thought we were best friends."

"you know?"

"I was there when you showed up hung over" jasper coughed "ALLLLY let me in, my head hurts, I need aspirin, oh and I banged the head cheerleader"

"hahahaha! Oh my god Eddy, he's got you down!"

"Shut up" god, I'm so glad I don't live with them. I can only just stand living with a group of guys that I'm not related to. Living with Em would be hell, and add jasper into that; I'd be tormented and teased all the time. "it's not like I have a problem with you 'banging' my sister"

"only cos she wouldn't let you have a problem it."

"EMMETT, shut the fuck up!"

"ooo someone's getting pissie!" god what i said about him being sensitive, yer, well I take it back.

Rose POV

"Aww come on! Just one more shop! We haven't been in mother and baby yet!"

"Rose seriously. I'm not going to telling anyone yet. "Oh hi cheer squad! I'm perpetuating the slag stereotype out in to the wider school! I got pregnant by some frat boy! But I don't know which one!" Yer I can really see them accepting me. I'm going to work out whose it is, and then maybe tell people or hide for a year. So going in to mother and baby really isn't going to help!"

"ok stressie! Let's go home then?"

"mmmmhummm, sounds good….I guess I have some explaining to do!"

We took a limo from the coffee shop to Bloomingdale's because neither of us could really be arced to drive, but now it meant hanging around waiting for our limo to make its way through NY traffic. Not only that, we have to pick up our cars from school.

*buzz*

Sms message from: Alice

I got Edward to drive your car back on his way over, and had someone pick up Rose's. See you at home. X

"How does she do it?"

"She had the cars picked up didn't she?"

"Not only that, she invites her brother over for my big announcement!"

"Did she? Oh" Was there nothing Ally didn't control? God she can make me so cross.

By the time we were back at our building I was furious with Alice, not only did she have to take me to the doctor, but in the same day she judged me, and called me fat and then practically told on me to her gorgeous brother. I took the stairs all the way from the ground floor to the penthouse, so by the time I got to the top Rose and Alice were nowhere to be seen, bitches. What do you do when your two best friends abandon you in a room full of guys? I'll tell you what you do,

"So guys, what's up?"

Emmett rolled his eyes, jasper just mumbled, only Edward actually bothered to answer.

"Not a lot. What about you?

"I'm pregnant, but other than that not a lot."

Edward POV

"Not a lot. What about you?

"I'm pregnant, but other than that not a lot."

"WHAT?" did she just blurt that out in front of her brother and Emmett?

"Not a lot?" ha-ha nonchalant bitch!

"No. The bit you said before that!" I'm surprised Emmett was so calm, he thinks of her as a sister. I'm also surprised that Jasper hasn't force a name out of her, got a gun and gone after the low life scum.

"OH! That, well it turns out, if you get drunk and have unprotected sex, there's a chance you can get pregnant! Who'd have guessed?" Oh. Feeling the color draining from my checks I legged it to the bathroom.

"You look like you've seen a ghost!" the smirk in Rose's voice was evident before I even saw the evil witch. And when witches are around, there's sure to be a pixie close behind.

"find out something disturbing?".

one thinks one shall leave it there for now... =P