Half a dozen can's of mountain dew and some cinnamon rolls.

All this time and i have the check to write above the line.. :O sorry my lovely's i've had terrible writer's block, which seem's to happen every other chapter.. ah well i'm working on the big reveal. but for the time being have some jasper insite into his world.. :) nice mainly light and trying to be fluffy.. much love.. x
Any reviews would be appreciated.. :D my Language teacher say's i have no confidence :( so build me up, butter cup. and don't break my heart ;) xx

Jasper POV

"IT'S SATURDAY!" what the fuck is that? And where am i?

Oh shit. Trying to stand right now is not a good idea, I threw my legs off, what I recognize to be, our sofa and tried to get to my feet, but the room started spinning. So shame faced, I crawled to mine and Alice's bathroom, but surprise, surprise she was already in there, and she could be in there for at least another half an hour.

"ALLLLY let me in, my head hurts, I need aspirin" woah I do, do a good Edward impression.

"2 seconds honey, I'm just curling my lashes." Curling her lashes? Sounded painful.

About half an hour later, Alice finally came out of the bathroom her eye lashes not noticeably any curlier. My head's still pounding, and all she can say is "they're on the top shelf sweetie."

Aggravating women. My sister makes it so I need to drink, and my love makes it so I have to get off the floor to reach the aspirin; that being said… she probably need's a step ladder to reach anything. After taking a handful of tablets, reading the recommended dose, and taking a handful more, I felt some what human.

Then my 'love' bursts my bubble "Charlie and Carlisle are flying in today." Just fuck me, why don't you. They must have sensed something brewing, they hardly spent any time near their children, let both at the same time.

"What time are they expected Purdy lady" summoning up all the Texan charm, learnt from Mother's 2nd husband, to try and pacify the demented pixie.

"Not till late." Alright, no need to shout. Maybe it's just the train wreck of a head ache, or maybe my future wife is actually worried about our 'rent's coming into town.

"Is the fine woman, you call mother dearest, accompanying the Captain?" Talk of Esme always calmed Alice down, reminded her that even in our retarded version of life, sometimes true love can win out over fake tits.

The Captain –Aka Carlisle– is probably one of the only men I know that hasn't traded in his first wife, for a cheaper sluttier, perkier model, and for that (and that I alone,) I respect the condescending asshole. And it's not as if he needed to trade in, they never really do, Esme definitely is, and always will be, a stunningly beautiful woman.

"No." that sort of explains the small fuse and the shortness with her answers.

"What's up baby doll?"

"Nothing sweet pea" is that sarcasm I detect, maybe. "just worried about how Bella's going to react when she realizes that the chief and the captain are flying in."

I pulled on the jeans and grey button up, Alice had laid out for me, and decided to leave her to her insane thought's and worries. It's not as if I'm not worried about the baby bear, it's just I know Bella, and after our little stand off yesterday I felt that I had done enough being hurt for the both of us. But now I'm not sure what I fee, l about anything, and I can't really think about her predicament until I can get my own head sorted.

"In the freezer" Alli yelled across the pent house. by this point in our relationship I've learnt that if Alice say's something it's for a good reason.

My keys. Confused much. Why would I have put them… "Alice Mary Cullen. WHY did you put my keys in the freezer.?"

I never heard her respond interrupted by Bella making the trek from her room to ours with a pile of crappie magazines that Emmett would have probably struggled lifting.

I Grabbed my gym bag out of the closest and jogged out of that estrogen party.

SMS message from: Alice

J, Can you pick up some Rocky road on your way back? Love you xx

SMS message from: Alice

And the new vogue if they have it. Xx

SMS message from: Alice

And a chilly dog for the pregnant one. Xx

SMS message from: Alice

And if they just happen to have it, 10 jelly snakes, a packet of cherry pop tarts, some beef jerky, frozen yoghurt, some Red Vines, Sour Patch Kids, half a dozen can's of mountain dew and some cinnamon rolls. LOVE YOU xx