England,

Sorreh, I was tryin' ta be nice and all by invitin' ya to visit meh and all.

Guess I over reacted a bit, sorreh 'bout that.

I wouldn't try making them... From what Mom has told meh, ya cookin' could use

a bit o' help. How 'bout I ship a batch ovah ta ya, or ya can come an' visit.

Maine

Maine,

No problem at all. But I'll have you know that my cooking is absolutely fine. Though I wouldn't turn down the offer of free food, of course – thank you.

Yours,

Arthur.

Dear Artie,

Y'know, when I was a little colony, you totally said you loved me! ...Right?

And dude, it sorta does... I mean, Japan has a restraining order on those

burnt biscuit things. Haha.

And yeah, I'm your hero~! You're too short and pathetic to defend yourself!

Hahahahaha!

From,

The HERO.

Alfred,

Oh, then. Yes, yes…alright.

No it does not. And the only reason that Japan has that restraining order is because…well…he's no taste in food.

I beg your pardon? May I remind you, Alfred, that I had the biggest empire in the world? Larger than Rome's, larger than anyone's. Short and pathetic indeed!

Yours,

Arthur.

Arthur,

Oi! How dare that Amerique claim to have your love! I shall teach him a petit

lesson!

Well forget that outburst. Angleterre~ I assure you I am not 'ere to piss you off. What will it take for you to see that? 'Ave I not been quite obvious? I guess not..

He does not have a great taste in guardian! If he had, he would 'ave chosen me, like my dear Canada.

Aaah yes, the show-down. Frankly, I do not even know what you were trying to do. All I know is I got zis letter from you and I searched half-across the world for you... and you were surprised I had the guts to show up. MOI! Hah! As if I would neglect a invitation from you, mon ami.

Bye bye~

Francis,

What the bloody hell are you talking about? Alfred…having my love? I…what?

You're not being obvious at all. You're being frustratingly vague, in fact. Would you mind terribly explaining what you're talking about?

I'm not surprised that I didn't expect you to come. Coward that you are, I'm surprised even now.

Yours,

Arthur.

Antonia Ivanevna Braginski:Privyet, um...What did Dad call you? Oh, I remember! Iggy~

This is Alaska! The Last Frontier.

How are you Iggy? Do you eat reindeer like I do? I got them from my sestera,

Siberia.

~Nikolai M. Braginski-Jones (Alaska (Aляска))

Hello there, Alaska.

My name's Arthur, not Iggy – would you mind terribly calling me by that in future? Thank you.

I don't eat reindeer I'm afraid, though I do eat venison. Do they taste anything alike?

Yours,

Arthur.

Dear Arthur

I was thinking of getting a lot of soil and coating Sealand's homeland with it, then plant some plants, maybe create some totally new plants that thrive only on Sealand's land, expand his land, and getting more people to live and become official citizens, if you want to, then you can help, and maybe Sealand

will show you some more respect. You are curious about my Japanese side, well, you can say I hang out with Japan a lot, he shows me some really cool Anime and Manga I am currently on my way to your house to deliver the pie.

Sincerly

Tsuki M. Florida Jones

P.s. The M in my name stands for Miami, I represent South Florida.

Florida,

I'd say good luck with that, but I feel it would be a waste of breath. I don't mind telling you I think that it's an entirely fruitless endeavor, but as I say, do as you will.

Ah, I see – so did you change your name to Tsuki, then?

Sincerely,

Arthur.

Dear England,

Aww~ I'm sorry~ Didn't mean to be mean~ Yeah maybe, its happened before! One

time she went to China and couldn't eat anything because it all was so strange

so she live off of McDonalds that entire time. By the way, you ever here any

of America's folk songs? They are so scary...and gruesome...

Nezumi

Nezumi,

No problem at all. I have, in fact, heard some of America's folk songs. To be honest I'm rather more worried about the fact that the majority of his songs are in fact ripped off mine. For example, "My Country 'Tis of Thee" is my national anthem, tune-wise. "Star Spangled Banner" has the tune of one of my drinking songs, "To Anacreon in Heaven". "Yankee Doodle" was made up by my soldiers to make fun of the git.

You'd think that with an imagination like his (which seems to be limited by neither common sense nor the laws of physics) he'd be able to think up his own tunes, hm?

Yours,

Arthur.