A/N- Decided this is going to be AU, because then I can kill characters *evil smile* sorry it's been so long! It's been a busy life.
"What do you want imp?" Uther growled. Tyrrion laughed in reply, the pair had retired to the king's private study to discuss urgent business.
"That's no way to address an old friend."
Uther rolled his eyes, in public he had to hide his true feelings of the Lannisters but in private he was happy to voice them as much as he would be allowed.
"I wish to know where my sister's child is."
Uther's eyes shot up. "You are testing my limits imp,"
Tyrrion chuckled again and poured himself some more wine, he loved annoying a Pendragon. "Now now Uther, no need to act innocent. We both know during your stay as a prince in kings landing you fell into cersei's legs."
Uther face went red with rage.
"Oh, there's no shame in it. Many men fall at the same bridge."
"You know exactly where the child is, don't play the fool."
Tyrrion sipped his wine again. "I have a theory."
"And what is this theory?"
"The Lady Morgana is my dear niece."
Uther nodded and placed his cup down. "Please do not say anything to anyone."
"Why not?"
"It would bring shame upon both our families."
The imp sighed. "Does the girl know?"
"Of course not! She's a bastard, what life would she have if she knew?"
"Her life wouldn't be a lie."
Uther glared at the Lannister in the room. "Her life isn't a lie, I love her, Arthur loves her and she will marry Robb stark and she will love him."
Tyrrion began to head for the door. "I suggest you tell her, before I do."
"I could have your head imp!"
Tyrrion turned before exiting, "then I would take your kingdom with me."
The door slammed behind him leaving the pacing king alone with his thoughts.