This chapter is dedicated to everyone, but even more so, to mama2yoshibabies. I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm happy that I could make you laugh. Making people laugh is my specialty. Now, without further ado, the naming of Scorpius Malfoy.
"Look at him, Draco."
"He's shrively."
"He's a new born!"
"I know, but I thought he'd look different."
"_"
"Don't sigh like that."
"Anyways, you do realize we don't have a name for him."
"What are you talking about? Of course we do."
"We do?"
"Alphaeus."
"What kind of name is that?"
"It means 'changing', Astoria."
"It sounds horrible."
"Ah, he's crying, don't cry little guy."
"That's because he heard what you want to name him."
"Well what did you have in mind?"
"Hyperion was my father's name. I always liked it."
"_"
"What, Draco?"
"It's not bad."
"Perhaps it would be a better middle name, then."
"Yes, perhaps."
"Hyperion was a Titan you know; very powerful."
"Okay, fine, his middle name will be Hyperion."
"Do you have any ideas, Draco?"
"Well, not really. I only had that one."
"We're not naming him that."
"We shouldn't have waited until now. We should have given this more thought."
"I'm surprised you didn't bring it up."
"Don't blame me."
"I'm not blaming you, Draco."
"Anyway, do you have any other ideas?"
"Well there's one."
"What is it?"
"Well you know how 'Draco' is a constellation?"
"Yeah?"
"What if we name him for a constellation?"
"What did you have in mind, Astoria?"
"Aries?"
"Nah."
"Leo?"
"No. It should be a unique one, I think."
"Scorpius?"
"_"
"Do you not like it?"
"He stopped crying when you said that."
"You're right."
"Astoria, you're a genius."
"Why, thank you Draco."
"Hey, Scorpius, come to Daddy."
"Careful with his head."
"I know."
"Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. He's adorable"
"Let's hope he has a back bone."
"What do you mean?"
"He's going to need to stick up for himself with a name like that."
Anyone else think Scorpius has a very complicated name? Yeah, I do. So I hope that was enjoyable. I did something different this time. The baby was born already and then they chose his name. How'd you guys like that? Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter; if I did I would make him come to the U.S after the battle and live with a certain some one whose name is Emily. ;) Thanks for reading guys.
~EM~