Congrats to DiedLaughing for being the first to correctly guess where I got the name Oliver. It was from Oliver Phelps, the actor that plays George. To everyone who guessed Oliver Wood, it was a good guess. Anyways, this chapter is dedicated to Stephanie O, for always reviewing and not being afraid to make the occasional correction for my grammar. Also, to for being the 100th reviewer. And to everyone else not mentioned I love you guys too. Now for Roxanne…


"She's adorable."

"She get's it from me."

"George."

"What? It's true, see those freckles?"

"No."

"Come on Angelina, don't be a stick in the mud."

"I'm not being a stick in the mud! I don't see them."

"Fine, fine. Let me hold Francesca."

"Whoa! What did you just call her?"

"Francesca."

"We're not naming our baby girl 'Francesca', George."

"Why not?"

"I don't like it."

"Well what did you have in mind?"

"Anne."

"It's too boring."

"Fred has a boring name."

"Which means that at least one of our children has to have a creative name!"

"Fine, George… I really did like Anne though."

"Okay, now hand her over, her daddy wants to hold her."

"_"

"I won't drop her."

"You dropped Fred."

"But I caught him!"

"_"

"Oh don't sigh like that. I'll sit down and hold her… See? I'm sitting, now gimme."

"Alright."

"Aw, hi darling."

"What about Roxanne?"

"Oh, funky."

"Creative enough for you, George?"

"Yeah, but-"

"But what?"

"What if boys call her… Foxy Roxy?"

"She will be foxy, because she gets that from me and if they do, she'll probably slip some crazy contraption from the store into their food."

"That's my girl."

"So Roxanne?"

"Sure, Angelina."

"Did you have any ideas besides Francesca?"

"Not really."

"George, you're telling me that Francesca was the only name you could think of?"

"Well there is another."

"And that would be?"

"Paulina."

"No."

"Yeah I don't like it that much either."

"What about something simpler?"

"Such as?"

"Jenny?"

"No… Kate?"

"No… it has to sound good with Roxanne…"

"I know, Angelina."

"What about Mae?"

"Roxanne Mae… it sounds nice, I like it."

"So it's decided, we're naming her Roxanne Mae."

"Yeah, high five!"

"George, don't drop her!"

"Sorry."


Clumsy George. Hahaha. Anywho, what do you guys think? Good? Bad?

~EM~