Hey, loves. Thanks for all the reviewing, you guys rock. This chapter is dedicated to H o r i z o n s. Mainly, because I just read an amazingly funny Harry Potter fic of hers. It's called Dear Fanfiction Writers. Check it out; it's in my favorites. Now, without further ado, Percy's daughter Lucy…
"You do know that we should pick a name."
"Why? She's not born yet."
"Percy."
"Alright, fine."
"Any ideas?"
"Mildred."
"_"
"That was a joke. See? I told you I can be funny, Audrey."
"Jokes are supposed to be funny."
"I thought that was funny."
"Well anyways, take this seriously or it's the couch for you."
"No, not the couch!"
"Yes, the couch. Now, did you have any other ideas?"
"Heather?"
"Eh… what about Jane?"
"No. What if we name her after your mother?"
"Lucy?"
"Yes."
"I always did like Mum's name."
"And it would make both our daughters have our mothers' names."
"I suppose so."
"So, we can name her Lucy?"
"Yes."
"Did you have any other ideas, Audrey?"
"Not particularly. What about you?"
"Victoria?"
"Nah."
"Gretchen?"
"Seriously, Percy?"
"What?"
"Gretchen?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"It's not funny."
"I thought it was-"
"Yes, well, what you think isn't always as brilliant as you believe."
"It is too!"
"Well, maybe the couch would agree."
"Sorry, Audrey."
"Yeah well… what about Holly?"
"Lucy Holly Weasley. It does sound nice."
"There, that's settled. Now, I'll go get you some sheets for the couch."
"Come on! I said I was sorry! I honestly thought it was funny!"
Mwahaha, Percy has to sleep on the couch. It's been awhile since I've pulled that threat on the men, hasn't it?
~EM~