I'm happy that you guys all said you'd like to see Neville. So here he is. I'm thinking of giving him two kids; maybe three. Let me know if you have any suggestions.
"I'm so happy."
"Why?"
"I can't be happy, Hannah?"
"Never said that."
"I know."
"You're talking in circles."
"No I'm not."
"It sounds like you are."
"Do you want to know why I'm happy or not?"
"Okay, why are you happy?"
"Because we're having a girl."
"I'm happy because of that, too, darling."
"I already have a name for her, too."
"I have ideas also."
"Tell me your ideas first, Hannah."
"Jennifer."
"No."
"Jenny."
"No."
"Patty."
"It rhymes with fatty and baby fat stays on for awhile in my family."
"You weren't fat Neville."
"Fine, I was pudgy. Now what else did you have in mind?"
"Alexia?"
"Eh."
"Well what's your idea or brilliant one?"
"Alice."
"Oh, Neville."
"What?"
"It perfect. Can her middle name be Jennifer?"
"Alice Jennifer Longbottom; I like that."
"Neville, if you already had a name why did you let me ramble on with all those names?"
"It was funny."
So I always thought if Neville had a daughter he would name her Alice. Anyway, I think he'll have one more kid; maybe two. We'll see.
~EM~