As promised, here is the beginning of the Weasley children. This is going to take awhile.
"Our first."
"Well, your first."
"What do you mean, Molly?"
"It was a joke, Arthur."
"Oh."
"Lighten up."
"I am light."
"Not according to the scale."
"Molly!"
"I'm just teasing you."
"Being pregnant has given you a sense of humor."
"Well, mister stick in the mud, what are you thinking about that's more important?"
"Names."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"So I guess that is important. What did you have in mind, Arthur?"
"Percy?"
"Why?"
"What's wrong with it Molly?"
"I just don't really like it is all."
"How about Samuel?"
"No."
"Bob?"
"No… but I do like Bill."
"Really?"
"Yes, what's wrong with that, Arthur?"
"Nothing, I just didn't expect you to like it."
"Oh."
"So we can name him Bill?"
"Yes."
"Did you have any ideas other than that, Molly?"
"Cedric?"
"I find that name to be rather ridiculous."
"Adam?"
"No."
"Paul?"
"No."
"Arthur?"
"What?"
"No, I mean Arthur for his middle name."
"Oh… sure."
"Bill Arthur Weasley."
"It doesn't exactly sound nice."
"He's a boy, he won't care."
"You're probably right, Molly."
"Haven't I taught you that I always am?"
Shout out for the first person who tells me where the AVPM reference was. And to those of you who don't know what AVPM is…. I'm very ashamed. Any who, I did this up because I figured it's more entertaining than finishing my summer assignment.
~EM~