Okay, so you know how Hermione's parents are unnamed? Or at least I don't know their names… so I'm going to go by the first names Hermione gave them at the beginning of Deathly Hallows when she wiped their memories. Here it goes...


Wendell and Monica

"Isn't she beautiful, Monica?"

"She sure is, Wendell."

"I think she has your nose."

"She'll definitely have your hair."

"Monica?"

"Yes?"

"What are we going to name her?"

"I like the name Brittney."

"That's has to be a joke."

"What's wrong with it Wendell?"

"Don't you want her to have a nice name?"

"Is something wrong with Brittney?"

"I just don't like it, that's all."

"What were your ideas, then?"

"Well, I was thinking her middle name could be Monica… like yours."

"No, Wendell. Let's be a bit more original, shall we?"

"How about Bethany?"

"Emily?"

"Janice?"

"Laura?"

"I don't like any of these, Monica."

"I don't either."

"Hey… what if… no, never mind."

"What Wendell?"

"We both really like "A Winter's Tale"."

"So?"

"What if we name her Hermione?"

"That's beautiful, Wendell."

"Thanks Monica."

"And, you know…my middle name is Jean."

"So?"

"How about we use it? Hermione Jean Granger sounds very nice."

"Yes, yes it does."


Yes, I know it's short. But they're muggles and I thought their conversation should be a bit more normal than the others.

Before I go, I wanted to pitch an idea to you guys. I'm thinking of starting a story of letters to the characters of Harry Potter. For example: Dear Luna, thank you for teaching me it's okay to be different From, everyone. I don't know... something like that. I could take suggestions from people too. Would you guys like it?

~EM~