This is long over due…
"You are sure?"
"Yes, Lucius."
"We're having a son?"
"How many times do I have to say yes?"
"One more?"
"Yes."
"_"
"Well?"
"I'm so happy, Narcissa."
"I can tell by that huge smile on your face."
"I detect your sarcasm."
"_"
"I really am happy, though. I've always wanted a son."
"What are we going to name him, Lucius?"
"I don't know."
"I think that his middle name should be your name."
"Are you sure, Narcissa?"
"Of course I'm sure. Oh and I don't want him to have a horribly ridiculous name."
"Well that depends on your opinion of horribly ridiculous."
"We won't be naming him anything like 'Nymphadora'."
"That's fair, Narcissa."
"What if we name him Steve? I rather like that name."
"Steve? Malfoys are not named Steve."
"It's nice and normal, though."
"We are not normal, Narcissa. We are superior."
"Whatever you say, Lucius."
"How about Tom."
"No."
"But wouldn't the Lord be so pleased when he find out-"
"No."
"_"
"Besides, Lucius, you of all people should know that he would not be pleased. He loathes his real name. No one dares call him it. Some have probably forgotten it."
"Very well then."
"Besides… Tom is even worse than Steve."
"I think you're right, Narcissa."
"Of course I am."
"So have you thought of anything else?"
"I have, but it's not that good and you may laugh."
"That depends, what is it?"
"Harry."
"That's ridiculous, Narcissa."
"You're right, it is."
"What about something other worldly and majestic."
"Like Zeus?"
"I think you're on to something."
"We're not naming our child Zeus, Lucius. That was a joke."
"But what about Hercules?"
"No."
"How about Poseidon?"
"No, Lucius."
"Draco?"
"That one's not half bad… Draco."
"Do you like it?"
"Sure."
"So we're naming him Draco, then?"
"Yes, Lucius."
"Draco Lucius Malfoy. Fantastic."
How was that? Did everyone enjoy it? Sorry it took so long. I'm going to do Luna next and hopefully it'll happen faster.