Well, I just realised that Caleb sounds like Kale from light of the heart (name, not speech that is) Ah, the strange coincidences I throw up. Anyway:
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh Gx. If I did, Bastian wouldn't have become Taina's sex toy.
'Duel monster cards can be grouped into normal monster cards, fusion monster cards, ritual monster cards, effect monster cards, trap cards and spell cards. Trap cards can be divided into normal traps, counter traps and continnuous traps. Spell cards can be separated into normal spells, continnuous spells, equip spells, quick-play spells, ritual spells and field spells.' Jaden yawned. This class was basic, but skipping it wasn't worth the giref.
'Perfect! Excellent Alexis! Of course, I wouldn't expect any less from an obelisk.'
'Yes, Dr Crowler.' Alexis sat back down, a hint of annoyance edging her voice.
'Now then, Syrus Truesdale!' Syrus jumped up. 'Explain to the class what a field spell is.'
'I... well... I uh...'
'Even pre-duellers know the answer to this slifer slacker!' Jaden didn't know who shouted, by he had to agree. He wasn't about to stoop to the jeerer's level though by laughing too.
'No! I know this!'
'Sit down Cyrus. Now, can somebody else tell me, preferably not wearing red.' Jaden sighed. For a teacher, he really wasn't very professional.
'Y'all should be more careful who you insult. After all, I'm a Slipher, and I beat you, so y'all just insulting yourself really.' All of a sudden, the laughter moved from Syrus to Dr Crowler. Jaden had a suspicion he knew who the comment had come from. Blue hair, red jacket, check. As he thought, it was the late-comer from before. Jaden had to admit, the kid had guts. But probably not much common sense. You could see Crowler seething.
Jaden had never liked Gym. So much effort for no reason! Looking around, he couldn't help notice Syrus was absent, and it looked like his friend had noticed too. Probably hanging his head in shame somewhere.
Meanwhile, in the locker room, Syrus was actually just late. 'What? He used my locker again? Why can't he use his own for once?' Syrus reached down to move the shoes out of the way, and saw the note.
'...meet me behind the girls dorms, Alexis!? Oh man, I can't wait!'
Of course, Jaden knew nothing of this. He was busy ignoring Caleb, who seemed to actually be enjoying himself. Granted, he wasn't very good at Gym, but he still seemed to enjoy it. It was at this point Jaden realised he still hadn't tried scaring the kid off with his eyes. 'If you were doing this with friends-' Jaden turned his Golden Death Glare™ on Caleb. He didn't get the reaction he wanted. 'Oh, wow! I hadn't noticed your eyes were such a cool colour! Are they your real eyes?' Jaden just snarled and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
Caleb followed him back to his dorm later, when he stopped. 'Did you hear that? It sounds like something's happening over at the girl's dorm.' Jaden just shrugged.
'Not our problem then.' Jaden walked into his room, and closed the door very definitely. Caleb looked around, then hopped over the fence and headed for the girl's dorm.
'Alexis, is this really necessary?' Aleixs stood by the edge of the lake, with Mindy, Jazzmine, and a tied up Syrus in tow.
'Hey, you were the one who was tresspassing.'
'I hope for your sake your friend shows.' Jazzmine smirked evilly at him, while Mindy was... Mindy.
'Yeah! Otherwise its bye-bye duel academy!' Alexis sighed.
'You know, you don't have to rub it in... Besides, I can see a boat coming now.' Syrus tried to stand up and call out.
'Hey J- Umph! Hey! What was that for?'
'Do you really want to advertise the fact you're here? You're still tresspassing right now.'
'No Alexis...' The boat pulled up beside them.
'Alexis? What've y'all done to my pal Syrus?'
'I'm right here Jesse... Sorry about all this...' Alexis stepped between them.
'Here's the thing Jesse. Now you're here, you're tresspassing too. All we need to do is report you to chancellor Sheppard, and you can wave duel academy goodbye. Unless... you can beat me in a duel.'
'Well then, y'all have to back up your fancy talk with your cards!' Alexis smiled.
'Game on!'
'Ladies first.' Alexis glanced at her hand. 'I summon Etoile Cyber, in attack mode, and play one card face down. Your move.' Jesse smiled.
'Y'all have to do better than that! I summon this here card, crystal beast Topaz Tiger in attack mode! Next, I attack that there Etoile Cyber, and because of my Tiger's effect, he gains 400 attack points when he attacks a monster!'
'Shame that wont matter then.'
'Say what?'
'I activate Doble Passé, turning your attack into a direct attack.' She winced as her lifepoints fell to 2400. 'Now, though, my Etoile Cyber can attack you directly, and she gains attack when she attacks you directly!' Jesse's lifepoints fell to 2200.
'Wow, Alexis! Sacrficing your own lifepoints to get a shot at me? Y'all something else!'
'I'm flattered. Are you done?'
'Hey, what's the point in duelling if y'all don't take the time to enjoy it? But since y'all insist, I'll end my turn.' Alexis drew.
'I summon blade skater, and use polymerization to fuse with my Etoile cyber!' The two monster's joined together, forming 'Cyber Blader! Now, destroy his Topaz Tiger!' Cyber Blader gracefully sliced into Topaz Tiger, causing Jesse to lose 100 life points and his monster to turn into a crystal. 'What? I destroyed it!'
'That you did. But you see, when y'all destroy one these here cystal beasts, I can keep it as a gem in my spell card zone! My turn?' He grinned at her.
'Fine. I wouldn't unpack your bags yet though.'
Uh, we never packed them in the first place... This here's the first-'
'Just play.'
'Yes ma'am! I activate my Ancient City – Rainbow ruins! Now this her card gains an extra effect for each crystal beast I have in my spell and trap card zones. And since I have one, my Rainbow Ruins can't be destroyed. Next up, I play Golden Rule, allowing me to summon two level three or lower crystal beasts as gemstones from my deck, and I choose Ruby Carbuncle and Amythest Cat! Now, I can special summon one crystal beast from my hand, so come on out Saphirre Pegasus! And because I summoned it, I can add another crytsal beast to my spell card zone, and I choose Emerald turtle. But I'm not doen yet. Because I summoned Ruby Carbuncle, I can summon as many Crystal beasts as I want from my spell card zones to my monster card zones, So come on Ruby, Amythest Cat and Topaz Tiger! And I can still normal summon this here amber mammoth!' Alexis backed away slightly, shocked at the speed he's built up his field.
'Alright Jesse!'
'Don't worry Sy. We'll be back eating shrimp before you know it! I throw down a face down and end my turn.'
'Impressive, but my cyber balder is still stronger. And when I equip her with fusion weapon, she'll become strong enough to take you out! Cyber Blader, attack his Ruby Carbuncle!'
'Not so fast! I activate Amber Mammoth's special effect, letting me change the target to him! And now, I can activate Amber Crystal Circle, making my Mammoth's attack equal to the total of all the crystal beasts on my field!'
'But that means...'
'Yep! He has 6600 attack! And even with fusion weapon, that's 3000 more than you're cyber blader. Y'all just lost your life points. Now that's game.'
'Well, a deals a deal. You're both free to go.'
'I say we should still turn them in...'
'Well I didn't ask you, did I Jazzmine?'
'That was a great duel! Y'all have to duel me again Alexis!'
'I'll hold you to that, Jesse.'
'So, that's how he plays his deck... Who'd've thought it'd be so similar to mine? Hey, is that Doctor Crowler? Better get back to dorm before he sees me out here...'
'Thanks for rescuing me Jesse...'
'No problem Sy! After all, that's what friends are for y'hear? Beside, if y'all hadn't been caught, I wouldn't have had that fun duel! Why were you there anyway?'
'Well, there was a love letter in my locker, telling me to meet Alexis at the girl's dorm, but when I got there, it turned out it was fake and...'
'And what lil' buddy?'
'And it was addressed to you...'
'Someone trying to set me up with Alexis? Y'all gotta be kidding me!'
'I just hope she doesn't report us like she said...'
'Nah, Alexis wouldn't do a thing like that. Y'all worry too much Sy.
'I guess you're right. Thanks, Jesse.'
Well, thar we go. Y'all enjoy it? I''d like to claim moral high-ground for using Jesse's actual deck, and not just making it up. Yay wikipedia! But yes, A Jesse focused chapter, rather than Jaden. After all, being an Obelisk, Crowler would hardly try and expell Jaden. Oh, and if anyone didn't already guess it was Jesse, shame on you! Well, off I go to decide who'll duel Chazz in the next chapter. Does he settle a score of help Dr Crowler... Oh! And Caleb will duel at some point. I have plans in place...
