GDL: Here's a new chapter for this wonderful story. I didn't have inspiration for a while, but here you go.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Cat, and the storyline idea. Any characters of LoZ belong to Nintendo, and any characters from the Seeing Truth Trilogy belong to xbluxmoonx.
Disclaimer Disclaimer: xbluxmoonx wrote the first half of this chapter. Thanks for helping. B
Enjoy
Jade's P.O.V.
"You're stupid, you know that?" I muttered to Link, stuffing my hands into my pockets to resist slapping the back of his head.
He sounded exasperated, "If you stopped cursing!"
I widened my eyes, "Cursing? Cursing? You mean you son of a-…!" Catherine's hand suddenly clamped over my mouth, preventing me from continuing. She glared at me.
"Won't you two just shut up!?!" she growled, finally raising her hand before I had a chance to bite it.
I kicked a piece of loose rock from the dirt trail we were following, trying to act innocent; "He started it…"
"So, when you told me I walked like a…that… that…thing…" Link began irritatingly, not able to finish.
I rolled my eyes, "What 'that thing'? You mean a skull kid?" I smiled, "It was a compliment… I mean…the way that you really walk…"
"Jade!" Catherine shrieked, punching my arm.
"Agh!" I began, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Because," she growled, pulling my arm so she could whisper, "You get on this guy's bad side we'll be fighting real skull kids for this entire journey!"
"Journey?" I retorted, making it sound ridiculous as I yanked my arm away, "You make it sound cheesy!"
"Would you two just pay attention to the trail?" Link complained helplessly. Looking down, I realized we had completely walked off the path and into the grassy surroundings. Skipping two steps back, I smiled at the blonde.
"Happy, mon cherie?" I said, quirking an eyebrow. He narrowed his eyes at me then continued walking. Catherine stared at me oddly, her movements a little rigid than before.
After a few minutes, with the trail here and there disappearing, us jumping over a low fence and dodging holes in the ground, we were just barely half way there. The sky had completely switched to night mode: stars twinkling, the moon glowing just above the horizon, and wolves howling.
"So, uh, Link." I began, stepping up so I was walking to his pace. He continued, ignoring me as I grinned, "Any reason why you were afraid of us getting off the trail?"
His eyes glimpsed my face for a mere second, but he didn't respond.
"Maybe… because…you knew I'd be able to point out skull kids and how you walk like them?"
"Jade!" Catherine said from behind me, "Quit it!"
"You like him so you can't talk!" I stuck my tongue out at him, feeling as though what I had said was partly true, not wholly. That was, until her cheeks tinted a light pink color.
"Cat!" I exclaimed. Her eyes widened and she began to shake her head.
"Hey," Link nudged my shoulder and I turned to him, aggravated. But he didn't give me a chance to remark about it, as he pointed to something ahead of us.
"Oh…shit…" I said.
"You can't stop cussing for one…" and Catherine stopped as well to stare at the entrance to Kokiri Forest.
Nearly three hundred feet away, maybe even five hundred, I could barely make out the shapes of two large wolves. Their backs were to the entrance, and they were facing us. One pawed at the ground, raising dust. Maybe it was bored, guarding the place, or possible waiting for us. One was black, the other white. The white one stood still, tail wagging every now and then.
"What's going on?" I asked, crouching slightly, as if they could see us if they looked.
Link shrugged and responded with a whisper, "I don't know. Possibly, looking for us."
And that was when the white one's head snapped our direction. It stood, back hunched. I could hear a low rumble, something that caused the other wolf to look up as well.
"No shit, Sherlock…" I grumbled, grabbing onto his arm just as Catherine came from between us and held a death-lock grip on each of our arms. I winced, but there wasn't time for that.
We had two ugly, giant-assed wolves with sharp teeth and claws headed our way.
"I think we need to run…" I muttered.
"We have to fight," Catherine said slowly, "We got to…"
"Hell…no…"
"She's right," Link countered. I turned to stare at both of them in shock.
Had they gone mad? Had they finally lost it? What were tiny, pointed, shiny, metal swords going to do against…those…things?
"One thing before we head out there…" Link said, turning to me surprisingly, "I wasn't worried about you pointing out Skull kids all right?"
"Oh?" I quirked an eyebrow, "Then, what?"
He gestured to the wolves slowly approaching, taking their time, and probably knowing they would outrun us either way.
"Those."
-Normal P.O.V.-
We attempted to fight them, but to no avail. They just continuously blocked any shot we threw at them.
Cat commented, "Jade, I believe your idea of running is a very good idea as of now."
Link nodded, and we ran like the wind in a random direction. It seemed as if hours passed. There was constant bickering from Link and Jade.
"If we would have just done this in the first place, we'd be miles away from them by now!" That was jade.
"Well at least we TRIED to fight!" Link
"Yeah, but got our asses kicked in the end!"
"That's because you suck at dodging, worse than I ever did!"
"Yeah, well, that's because on earth we don't have to dodge from mutant wolves!"
"It's not my fault your world didn't have such luxuries as learning how to fight and dodge!"
"Yeah, well at least my world didn't have a mutant elf in a dress!"
"It's a fucking tunic!"
"DO I FUCKING CARE?"
"You should because you'll get killed for getting that wrong!"
"As I said, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD!"
"SHUT UP OR I'LL TRIP YOU!"
"You wouldn't…"
"I would…"
I had to stop the ruckus, "Will you both PLEASE JUST SHUT UP?"
Link and Jade skidded to silence in an instant. They stayed in silence for a good few minutes until Jade piped up, "Wow, I'm rubbing off on you already, Link. You said fu-"
Link mumbled, "Oh, shut up."
When the silence commenced once again, we realized where they were. We were at the broken, now fixed, bridge to Gerudo Valley. We just sighed, and walked further into Gerudo valley. A few minutes after walking in, a whistle was heard. Then a huge spear was pointed in our faces. All you could hear was, "HALT!" After that, everything went black.
-Time Lapse-
I awoke to the sounds of Jade's yelling. My vision was blurry at first, but then I realized that we were in a jail cell. The first thing I heard was,
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT LINK! IT'S BECAUSE THEY CONFUSED YOU FOR A MALE!"
"OH, SO YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY MASUCULANITY NOW?"
"OF COURSE, ONLY A WOMAN WOULD WEAR A DRE-"
"IT'S A GODDESS FORESAKEN TUNIC, FOR THE LAST FRICKING TIME!"
I mumbled, "Ugh, can't you two stop fighting for two seconds?"
Jade commented, "Of course not!"
I just grumbled and fell back onto the ground, which somehow happened to be near Link. Jade just snickered. At that moment, a shadow loomed over the cell.
They whispered, "I'm going to get you out of here. My name is Kado, by the way."
They threw down a rope, and Jade happily took it. Link followed suit, which I did a few seconds after him. We were finally out of the cell, but why would this guy help us In the first place? I guess we'll find out soon.
GDL: Will the group get out of Gerudo Valley alive? Is Kado all that he seems? Will Link and Jade EVER stop having shit fits with each other? Find out next time on: Guardians of The Night! R&R!