This isn't all that later that I'm writing this, and yes, wOnToNgIrL, that WILL happen... maybe. I dunno, maybe something will happen, but Fang will do something bad (bad may mean naughty) in this chapter.

Chapter five, OH LITTLE FANG HAS A CRUSH?

You're self esteem must be low so you know what we gotta do? USE ALL CAPS!

VAL (wOnToNgIrL)

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I decided to bring the whole Flock instead, and OH! was this getting good, Gazzy was ducking his head in the corner, and Angel was doing the same. Nudge thought it was cute. I had a mixed emotion of mischief and jealousy (IF YOU TELL MAX THAT I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!).

Iggy couldn't see it.

This was sooooo good, until Max's eye's opened, and fell on us.

"FANG?!" She shrieked, breaking the kiss. "IGGY?! NUDGE?! GAZZY?! ANGEL?!"

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Fang's POV

Wow, Max was pretty steamed when we interrupted her "make-out session" with the human. Seth turned his head toward my laughing face, and it hardened into a little bit of frustration.

Not as much as Max though. Max was standing up, yelling and cursing at us, while people in the row were getting up to leave, or they were shushing her.

"Fang!" She yelled. "Well, FANG! Damn you! Damn you to hell!" An old lady that sat in the row before Max gasped, and dropped some popcorn on the floor. I looked over at the screen, sneering wildly, and saw a biology class, with a pretty girl and a guy, the guy was sitting at the far end of the table.

"Shhhh!" I said. "The movie is JUST getting interesting!" Max looked at me, baffled, and slapped me across the face. I cursed, and rubbed it.

"Nick," Seth said boldly. "Can you just leave us the HELL alone?"

"What," I asked. "What? Human boy?"

"Huh?"

"Nothing!" Max snapped. "Fang, you dick! Get OUT! What happens in my sex life has nothing to do with you!" I chuckled. Max blushed furiously at what she had just said. She hadn't meant to say it.

"Fang, this is ALL your fault!" she said, and stalked out of the theater.

Wow, I had done it now, at least I got *weak drumroll* sweet vendetta? Angel and Gazzy looked up at their chair, and looked at Fang, just as the movie boomed, "oh, you brought a snack..."

"Oh, I'm soooo hungry, can we go to Wendy's, or McDonald, or..." everybody blocked out Nudge at that point. Crap.

Well this sucks.

I got up, and went after Max,as Seth just sat there, being his lazy, selfish self...

I'm sorry this wasn't as long, but this story isn't meant to be long, I didn't even mean it to be a big story either.