Well friends I had such a good time with this story I decided to extend it out a couple of more chapters. A big shout out to all who gave a review or put it on their favorite story list. This story takes place during iSaved your life. This chapter takes place the night before chapter one.
A/N I do not own iCarly or any of the intellectual properties of Dan Schneider. I do own the character Lisa from iFind Luv(now isn't that a shameless plug.)
Sam was lying on her bed hands behind her head and her feet up on the headboard thinking.
"This is an interesting turn of events" she thought "Carly has a thing for Freddie now." Her thoughts continued to wander.
"Carly and Freddie sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love than comes marriage then comes Carly with a baby carriage."
She bolted up in bed. "Whoa…the way things are going that has a chance of actually happening! If they get together where is that going to leave me?"
Sam was enjoying the status quo, her and Carly as best friends, the web show, all the food she could eat out of the Shays fridge, and then there was the dork. At first she didn't like him; he was always following Carly around like a puppy. If he had been a puppy she would have played fetch with him in heavy traffic and that would have been the end of that. She had come to tolerate him, and then she came to respect him (somewhat) after he had gotten rid of Missy sure he probably only did it because it was in Carlys best interest but still it had soften her view of him not enemies and not quite friend more like frienemies. Then there was the kiss, it was like the sugar on her cereal so sweet, and Carly owned that sugar bowl and now that she tasted from it she wouldn't be giving it up anytime soon.
Now it looked like Freddie was going to edge her out now who would she hang out with? Most of the girls in school were afraid of her. She could hang with Wendy, no that wouldn't work after about five minutes of listening to her prattle on with the gossip of the day she would probably pound her.
Maybe she should find a boyfriend of her own. With Carly out of the way it would give her a clear shot at Shane; hopefully he's gotten over that whole falling down the elevator shaft thing.
Her phoned chime out, Gibby had sent her a picture of his cat.
"Well" she mused "there is always Gibby."
Then she had a terrible thought "what if no one will go out with me and I end up with Gibby?"
Visions passed through her head of the things they would do together, bike riding him on the bike her in his sidecar, helping him make videos of his cat, then she pictured herself dancing around with him with their shirts off to the "Benny Hill" theme.
"That is not going to happen to mama! I have got to get things back to the way they were."
Now she had to figure out how which would require work and hated work. But if she didn't do something there was the chance she would be dancing off into the sunset with Gibby.
Inspiration struck her! She grabbed her phone and called the one Puckett that wasn't afraid of work, her sister Melanie.
"Mel this is Sam."
"Sam who?"
"Sam…Your sister!"
"What's wrong…..is mom in jail again?"
"No" she swallowed her pride "I need your help."
"Just a minute I have to mark this date down on my calendar. My sister…..needs….my…help."
It took everything Sam had not to throw her phone against the wall.
"Forget it Mel I'll handle it myself."
"No…wait Sam I'm just yanking your chain. What's going on?"
"It's Carly and Freddie; I think they are becoming boyfriend and girlfriend."
Melanie let out a loud squeal "REALLY? That is soooo cool. They make such a cute couple."
"That is not sooooo cool!"
"Why not? There your best friends you should be happy for them."
"That's the problem sis, twos company threes a crowd….understand?"
"Oh I see, if there together you're afraid of getting tossed out like fat free fat cakes at the family reunion."
"Now you got the idea"
"How can I help?"
"I need to break them up and get things back to how they were, and make it look like I had nothing to do with it."
Melanie thought for a few minute, the silence was driving Sam crazy
"I have an idea."
"What is it?"
"Not so fast Sam, I need you to do a little something for me in return, Okay?"
"What do you want money, someone beaten up? What?
"The next time I'm home I want a date with Freddie. He is such a good kisser. Do we have a deal?"
"You got my word."
"Do you ankle shake on it?"
"Yes, now how can we make my problem go away?"
Melanie reminded her why she (that is Sam) went out with Eric (Noseby) Mosby. "Remember Sam you liked the getting the bacon, but you really didn't like him. Do you see where I am going with this? You convince Freddie the only reason Carly is going out with him is because he saved her life, tell he you're doing it because you're their friend and you don't want to see either of them hurt. Then being the good guy he is he will break it off with Carly. Bing bang boom things are back to normal, and I'm going out with Freddie."
"That's brilliant, I'll have no problem doing that Freddie is so gullible. Talk to you later Mel."
Sam hung up the phone. "Man" she thought "when did she get so devious? I'm going to keep an eye on her."
She lay back down on the bed. "Now that was a good night's work. Freddie will never know what hit him." She pulled the blankets around her and drifted off to sleep.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the chapter. You know the nice thing about fan fiction you can make the ending turn out exactly like you think it should be and I am going to take some poetic licence in the next chapter.
PS. If you are not familiar with Benny Hill check him out on u-tube. He was definitely one of the most funny men ever.