Greetings all it was a busy week for The Baron so this is going to be a short chapter. I would like to give a shout out to StrawberryAngel143 you are so very kind. I would of posted this sooner but there was a problem logging into my account.

A/N I do not own iCarly no matter what my magic 8 ball says!

In today's episode we pickup with Mrs. Benson driving Carly and Freddie to school:

The ride to school was extremely quiet as Mrs. Benson drove the kids to school Freddie kept glancing at his mother in unbelief. He knew that she and Lewbert had dated, but it beyond belief that they had done the horizontal mambo. Carly sat in the back seat trying to drive the thought of Mrs. Benson and Lewbert out of her mind; it was bad enough when she had spied those squirrels wrestling but this was positively going to be giving her nightmares for weeks.

Mrs. Benson broke the silence "you children are being very quiet this morning. Would you mind if I turn on the radio?" She reached over and pushed the power button then the song "Go all the way" came on.

Freddie immediately shut the radio off.

"Freddie! What's gotten into you? I like that song."

"MOM" he whined

"That was your father and mine song, in fact it was on the radio the first time we."

Freddie cut her off "TO MUCH INFORMATION!"

"If you would let me finish it was on the radio the first time we held hands. What did you think I meant?"

Freddie just blurted out "MOM….HOW COULD YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH LEWBERT HE'S DISGUSTING!"

"Fredward Benson don't you take that tone with me, you are much too young to be talking about such things."

Carly let out a snicker.

"I heard that miss sassy pants if it wasn't for you my little Freddiekins wouldn't be broken, and now I see you polluted his soul. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you planted in his mind. He was as pure as the driven snow. I'm afraid I am going to have to have "The Talk" with him, and he's much too sweet and innocent to understand."

Freddie just hung his head; it was all Carly could do to keep from laughing.

Mrs. Benson continued "Don't think I forgot about you missy, who knows what kind of things you been exposed to living with that wild artist brother of yours. You know how bohemian those artists are. When I get home from work tonight I am coming over with my anatomically correct puppets and teach you the facts of life…..PROPERLY"

Carly almost went into a state of shock as she pictured Mrs. Benson acting out pornographic scenes with puppets.

Mrs. Benson pulled the car over. "Here you children go, have a good at school Freddie, and Carly I will be seeing you later" then she drove off.

Carly and Freddie looked at one another. "EWWWWWW" they both said simultaneously.

Freddie leaned in and kissed Carly, "I needed to do that; after my mom gives me "The Talk" I might not ever be able to touch a girl again."

Carly put her arms around Freddie "Ditto" she said then gave him a passionate kiss.

MORE A/N: I hope you enjoyed this, I think there will be one more chapter in this saga. I do have a special story coming out April 1st entitled iHad a secret