Naruto or Nosferatu?
Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Bleach and all related characters belong to Tite Kubo
Author's Note: Just so everyone knows, the only Bleach characters I'm using are Ichigo and maybe a few Hollow characters.
Chapter 3: Hail to The Sensei
Naruto, Kiba, and Sasuke were surprised at the place their sensei had lead them to. It was N-Mart, a superstore for ninjas though civilians could shop there as well. N-Mart sold everything from dishwashers to katanas, and everything in between. They entered the store, Ichigo put on a work smock over his clothes that had a name-tag with his name on it.
"Hey Ichigo! The manager says that he needs you work the weapons department today." The teenaged cashier said she absentmindedly twirled a strand of her hair.
"Okay I'll get right on it." Ichigo said casually as he headed down the store, while his new students just stood in shock. Their sensei worked there! To make matters worse, he wasn't even a manager, or even assistant manager from what his name-tag said!
"Hey! You screwheads just gonna stand around?" Ichigo called, which made the genin reluctantly follow him. Ichigo went behind the counter of the weapons department, but made the genin stay outside it. The jonin then reached into his jacket and pulled out a manga entitled "Bleached" that had a character with chalk white skin, black and gold eyes, and a wide smile on the cover.
"Okay, normally this is the part where I ask about what you're likes, dislikes, and all that crap. Well I don't really care, so feel free to ask me anything and if I feel like it I'll answer you." The orange haired jonin said, not even bothering to look up from his manga.
"First I wanna know why a jonin works at N-Mart." The Uchiha said with a sneer. Ichigo simply replied,
"Hey, it lets me earn a little extra money when missions are scarce, and I get employee discounts in addition to my shinobi discounts." Sasuke scoffed, while Naruto and Kiba nodded as the reasoning seemed sound to them.
"Well what kind of a ninja uses civilian weapons?" One Kiba Inuzuka asked in a mocking tone. The next thing Kiba knew, there were two gun barrels aimed at his head. The barrels belonged to that of a sawed-off shotgun, with the words "Getsuga Tensho" painted in red on both barrels.
"I can blow your head off right now if I wanted, and to answer your question I think they're groovy." Ichigo said as he then holstered the shotgun. Naruto decided to put in his own two cents and said,
"Groovy?" Ichigo glared at the blond and snapped,
"I'm bringing it back!" Naruto rolled his eyes, as he was no where near impressed with his so-called sensei.
"Now I have a question for you, what kinda Inuzuka ain't got a mutt hanging around them?" Ichigo asked Kiba, who growled a little.
"I don't have a DOG, because I don't need one." Kiba replied, putting emphasis on dog. The orange haired jonin gave the boy an odd look, before he got an idea about what he meant. Without warning Ichigo suddenly yanked off Kiba's hood, and revealed a pair of fluffy brown dog ears. The Inuzuka growled as his eyes turned yellow. Suddenly brown hair began to grow all over his body, as his canines began to grow larger. Soon he grew claws on his hands and feet, as he howled like a wolf. The wolf boy began to charge, but stopped when he saw that a shotgun was in his face yet again.
"Down boy." Ichigo said as Kiba whined like a dog and reverted to normal, though the dog ears remained.
'Well now I know why he always wears that hood." Naruto thought as he smirked at the young werewolf. Before anyone could do anything else, a large gust of wind blew through the store as several screams were heard. Ichigo sighed and began to up his right sleeve, showing the gauntlet went nearly up to his elbow, and began to pull hard on it until it popped off his arm showing that he didn't have a hand. Then he took the red chainsaw, which had the words "Tensa Zangetsu" painted in black on it, off of his back and attached it to the stump of his arm. Ichigo then drew his shot gun, and ran towards the source of the commotion.
Naruto, Kiba, and Sasuke decided to follow him, mainly because they were curious about what was making everyone scream. When they reached the source of the screams, they saw a giant red snake-like creature with long black hair and a large white bone mask on its face. But what shocked the genin the most was the fact that the creature had a large gaping hole in its chest, yet it was moving around alive like it was no problem. The monster noticed them and lifted up a wheelbarrow, ready to smash them. Suddenly a gunshot was heard and the wheelbarrow was knocked out of the monster's hand. Everyone looked over to see Ichigo standing on top of an aisle.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store." Ichigo said as he kept his shot gun trained on the monster. The creature glared at the one handed man with its red eyes and growled out,
"Who the hell are you?" Ichigo put the ripcord of his chainsaw into a special hook on his leather harness as he said.
"Name's Ichigo." Ichigo then pulled the cord which started the chainsaw and continued,
"Housewares." The monster then roared out,
"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" Ichigo jumped down in front of the monstrosity and simply said,
"Come get some."
PLEASE REVIEW! Also sorry if this is a little short.