The day started off with everyone's favorite fire-breather busting through a window in Lucy's apartment, that the young stellar was sure she had locked the night before, only to find two of his best friends snoring and cuddling happily in one of their beds. He looked at the scene he had walked in on, and a blush (which he would never admit) developed his cheeks as he felt slightly embarrassed. He turned to leave, but quickly decided if he left, he'd lose and Lucy would win some made up battle he believed this to be. And there was no way anyone (especially not Lucy.) could beat the almighty Salamander! (His logic's a little off, ne?) Lucy awoke to a dragon slayer standing in her room (and Erza's) laughing the loudest and the most obnoxious he could manage. Tick marks started appearing on her head.
"What the hell is he on about! First off, he invited himself into my fucking apartment again. Second, he has the nerve to be so god-damn loud as to wake me up, first thing in the morning, in MY apartment! I'm going to fucking kill him," thought Lucy, as she was quickly growing more and more pissed by the second.
She picked up a pillow, launching it at his face. This only made his laughter worse.
"Hahahaha! Lucy and Erza are lesbians! Looks like you two had a fun night, huh! Erza's clothes are all gone! Hahahah! Lucy and Erza- sitting in a tree-"
Natsu was cut off in the middle of his song to a spear narrowly avoiding his face, by a mere centimeter. Erza was now awake, face flushed red, and changed from her previous "armor" (cat ears and knee socks, and only that.), into her usual outfit. She smiled threateningly.
"What was that you were saying, Natsu?"
"N-n-nothing at all! Let's go Happy! Happy..?"
The said "cat" was sitting on the kitchen counter, munching happily on a fish. Natsu sweat dropped, and looked left to right for a quick escape. Too late. Erza grabbed him by the back of his vest and began dropping attacks on him. After a long while, Lucy managed to calm Erza down and began her almost daily routine of scolding Natsu for breaking into her apartment, uninvited, through the window. Again.
"Aww, but Lu-chan! I wanted to go on another mission!"
"Are you INSANE! We've already been on eight this week! Your going to get me killed! Then whose apartment are you going to crash land into every day!"
With that the pink haired teen puffed his cheeks out to pout. Lucy started to walk away satisfied with herself. Suddenly our favorite black-haired exhibitionist came busting through the door, uninvited, knocking our poor Lucy over. All Lucy knew, was that one moment she was walking away triumphant from scolding Natsu, the next she had been hit hard in the back by something, and now she was finding herself lip locked with none other than the guy she had just finished yelling at. (Whose face was almost matched in hue to his hair). She hurriedly threw herself off of him, muttering something totally incoherent to the world, and mimicked Natsu in making mock puking sounds, though her face was just as red as his. Erza and Gray had launched into a fit of hysteria. They were both laughing so hard they were kneeling on the floor clutching furniture, and thought their guts were spilling out. After a full day of taunting, teasing, and fighting, Natsu and Gray left to destroy gods know what. And Erza left to buy some groceries for the night's dinner. Erza walks out of the grocery store, already excited for her and the blonde's meal. They were having breakfast for dinner, which was both her and Lucy's favorite. She happily skips back home humming a made up tune to herself, slides past the door, and into the apartment. Whoa. Today had just taken a flip for the armor mage. She had glanced across the living room to a perfect view of Lucy in the bedroom, rocking out in her underwear and into her hairbrush to 'right here waiting'. (It's a remix by prezioso and marvin, in case you want to look it up. It's techno.) The other girl was completely unaware of Erza's presence.
"Damn. Too cute," Erza thought to herself.
Erza turned to walk into the kitchen and begin cooking, when she randomly noticed three things. One: Lucy was dancing in a tank top without a bra on, making her boobs bounce with her every move. Two: Lucy's tits were seriously huge, almost bigger than her own. And three: The way her ass filled out her hot pink and lacy, boy cut underwear. Hot. Before Erza had realized what she was doing, the groceries had been ditched to the floor of the small apartment, and she had Lucy pinned to the ground with her legs straddling the spirit mage.
More fun next chapter. I pinky promise. ;)