HEY GUYS! YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG FOR ME TO UPDATE! I'M SO HAPPY. I SHOULD UPDATE TWO OR THREE CHAPTERS TODAY. NO PROMISES ON THREE. OH, BTW, ITS STILL APRIL 1ST.
Ron Weasley: Wait, what? I'm so confuzzled.
Draco Malfoy: Harry! You said there would never be another!
Harry Potter: Uh, oh. . .
Hermione Granger: So I'm guessing that Harry went out with Malfoy behind Ginny's back, and now. . .
Draco Malfoy: Exactly.
Ginny Weasley's status changed "so pissed at Harry right now"
Harry Potter: Okay, Draco. The jigs up.
Ron Weasley: WHAT JIG! I'M STILL SO CONFUSED!
Draco Malfoy: The April fool's jig. Cannot belive you guys fell for it!
Ginny Weasley: Wait, that was just a joke?
Harry Potter: Yep. Thanks for the help, Lav.
Lavender Brown: No problem.
Hermione Granger: Well, that was a mean April fool's joke.
Ron Weasley: IS ANYONE PAYING ATTENTIONT TO ME?
Draco Malfoy: LOL, no.
Hermione Granger: Ron, Draco and Harry weren't going out. It was an April fool's joke.
Ron Weasley: Oh. You had me worried.
Ginny Weasley: Yeah, me too!
Ginny Weasley's status changed (again) "I hate April fool's jokes."
Hermione Granger: You can say that again.
Neville Longbottom: Hey, guys!
Ginny Weasley: Hiya, Nev!
Harry Potter: Sup?
Hermione Granger: Oh, I got to go. See you guys later!
Ron Weasley: Yeah, me too.
Ginny Weasley: We're all in the same house…
Harry Potter's status changed "I just bought a house! Neville's here, Ron and Hermione, and Ginny :)"
Harry Potter: Oh, god.
Luna Lovegood: Hello! :)
Ginny Weasley: Hey, Luna.
Neville Longbottom: What is FanFiction?
Harry Potter: What do you mean?
Neville Longbottom: Google it.
Ginny Weasley: Whoa! There are stories about us!
Luna Lovegood: Yeah, I wonder who made them. Was it people disrupted by nargles?
Neville Longbottom: Cool pairings ;)
Harry Potter: Just found a HarryXSnape story. O.o
Ginny Weasley: OH, GROSS.
Neville Longbottom: I'm not sure the others were corrupted by nargles, but that author sure was.
Luna Lovegood: A LunaXNev story…
Harry Potter: Was that a hint?
Ginny Weasley: I'm sure it was.
Neville Longbottom: Haha! I just found one too…
Ron Weasley's status changed "I hate fanfiction."
Hermione Granger: Why? I just found a good HermioneXRon one… ;)
Harry Potter: Hey, Ginny! Apparently they've nicknamed us Hinny!
Ginny Weasley: I'm sorry, but that sounds like a disease.
Ron Weasley: Yeah, one of those sicknesses' that is caused by too much snogging.
Luna Lovegood: Oh, I've never gotten one of those.
Neville Longbottom: Nether have I…
Hermione Granger: I might be getting it.
Harry Potter: TMIIIIIIIIII! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Ron Weasley: ;)
Neville Longbottom: Ginny's caught it like 39535345 times!
Luna Lovegood: How would YOU know?
Harry Potter: Ginny, is there something you're not telling me?
Ginny Weasley: o.O
Ron Weasley: What does o.O mean?
Harry Potter's status changed "God, how can Hermione love a bloke like that?"
Hermione Granger: Hey! Meanie.
Luna Lovegood: Maybe she has too many wackspurts floating around.
Ron Weasley: What?
Ginny Weasley: Probably.
Hermione Granger: I do not!
Luna Lovegood: Or maybe it is Gleekits!
Ron Weasley: What the heck is that?
Harry Potter: THAT sounds like an illness.
Neville Longbottom: Lay off!
Ginny Weasley: Whoa.
Hermione Granger: Neville, are you okay?
Luna Lovegood: . . .
Ron Weasley: What did Harry do now?
Hermione Granger: Well, I'm going to go…
Ron Weasley: See you soon ;)
Ginny Weasley: Again, VERY GROSS.
Harry Potter: I better not hear anything.
Luna Lovegood: I'm leaving.
Neville Longbottom: Good night.
Ginny Weasley: Night.
Harry Potter: Not night for you and me, Gin.
Hermione Granger: And you tell US not to be 'gross'.
Harry Potter: Shut up, Hermione.