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He said "the stories about you guys are quite... interesting." Really, cause that is not how I interpreted it at all. "you will be required to read them to look for possible magicians or rebel magicians trying to convince others that you are bad."

Please. He just used that as an excuse to embarass us. He was still somewhat mad that Ra replaced him as king, even though it was just for a while and necessary to end the war. Also, we were doing a great job finding new recruits for the house of life, thank you very much.

Horus turned to Anubis and said "this includes you".

He looked quite surprised at that. It was kind of funny to see anubis's eyebrows trying to escape his face. I thought he might argue about it, but instead he said "Of course, Lord Horus."

Horus nodded and disappeared. In his place was three laptops. I picked up one and went to fan fiction. net. I looked at the boys- sorry, my brother and the god.

"Well, didn't you hear him?" I asked.

They shook off the shock and started reading. The bad thing? Zia wasn't here. If fact... hmm. I had an idea. However, Anubis sat right beside me. I seriously hope he couldn't hear my heart pounding. I was aware of how close he was to me and that I could hear him breathing. I toterated it for 3 extremely embarassing stories. I looked up. Carter and Anubis's faces were just as red.

"Well, I'm going to do some... stuff. Yeah. See ya." Honestly, it's not like me to be that nervous. But can you blame me? I did not want to be anywhere near Anubis while I read these embarassing stories.

I walked down the hall and got the heck out of there. I decided to visit zia. If we were going to read these stories. It wasn't fair that Anubis had to be there and Zia didn't. Luckily for me, Zia was in the First nome and Carter still didn't have the guts to ask her out. If this wouldn't ignite a spark between them, nothing would.

I went to Zia's room and found her meditating. Typical Zia. I managed to convince her to come to the hall of the ages. Oh, what a surprise Carter was going to get!

When we got there, Carter's and Anubis's faces were so red I couldn't help bursting out laughing. Even Zia, Miss. Serious, cracked a smile. Their faces turned even redder. Honestly, their faces were redder than Set, and that's saying something.

"Wow, those stories must be really ... something". I said.

Zia frowned. "What stories?"

I grinned. Carter's face became even more red or a darker red. He looked like he wanted to die there and then.

"Something Horus showed us, he wants us to use it to find more magicians." He mumbled.

"Would you like to help us?" I asked. I was ignoring the glares from Carter. Seriously, I really wish I could take a picture of that to show them, like, twenty years in the future or on facebook. That's right, I have facebook. I do have more time without teaching trainees and worrying about Aphosis. I just look for more magicians and I find, like, 10 a month which is a lot.

Besides, if Horus was going to torture Anubis and me with it. Why not include Carter and Zia? Carter looked like he was torn being dying of embarassment and killing me. Seriously, I really wish I had a camera with me.

I picked up a laptop and showed Zia some of the stories about her. The look on her face was priceless. I told her to read alone with Carter. This is going to be good.

It was silent in there. Too silent. I hadn't realized I was asleep until I woke up. Oh, it was just a nightmare. Horus didn't make us read the horrifing stories. So I thought, until I saw Zia, Carter, and Anubis on the floor of the hall of the Ages. At least I didn't go on a ba trip. Those are quite disturbing, even when they're important. Someone had wrapped a blanket around each of us.I groaned, which woke up Zia. She was quite startled.

"What time is it?" I asked, remembering that Zia always knew the time.

"Huh? Oh, it's 6:24." She replied.

"What? But I never wake up this early."

She gave a faint smile before drifting back to sleep. I decided to get changed. My clothes had a certain aroma now that I'd slept in them. Luckily, I always keep a spare. I decided to go somewhere private to change, cause there is no way I'm changing in the Halls, expecially with two guys that near.

When I came back, I decided to look at the images. Can you blame me? They were that amazing. I focused on one in particular. It seemed familiar, when I realized I was looking into the same picture I was drawn to two years ago. It was the birthday of Osiris and the day Set was king for the first time.

How was that? I hope you liked it! This is so over 1000 words just like I promised! Also, review, review, and review! Seriously, only 9 reviews?