HEY. YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY. I'M NOT THAT LUCKY ON THE OTHER HAND. I'M SICK. BUT THAT MEAN'S I SHOULD BE UPDATING MORE. SORRY IF SOME OF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, ADVIL GET'S ME KINDA LOOPY. AND I WAS JUST READING A LOT OF KLAINE FICS…

Hermione Granger: I LOVE FanFiction!

Ginny Weasley: What fandom is Hermione caught on now?

Ron Weasley: This weird 'Glee' thing, she keeps saying her favorite pairing is 'Klaine'? Whatever the hell that is.

Harry Potter: Klaine?

Hermione Granger: KurtXBlaine from Glee!

Ginny Weasley: Please tell me that those aren't two guys.

Ron Weasley: . . .

Hermione Granger: Can't do that.

Harry Potter: Oh, gross!

Ginny Weasley: Shut up, Harry. Be supportive.

Hermione Granger: Ginny, you would like Glee.

Ron Weasley: Well, I hate it. She's made me watch it a couple times. I don't get the plot line!

Harry Potter: I've seen Glee a couple times. What don't you get?

Ron Weasley: Those weird football jocks are SINGING! And why is that blonde so freaking DUMB? Why is that Santana girl such a bitch? And lastly, I do NOT GET WHY THAT KEROSFKY (AN: IK I SPELLED THAT SO WRONG… TOO LAZY TO LOOK IT UP.) KID KISSED KURT!

Hermione Granger: This is going to take a while.

Harry Potter: He has a point.

Ginny Weasley: I'm confused now.

Harry Potter: Me too.

Hermione Granger: Why don't you just go rewatch the episodes?

Ron Weasley: NONONONONONONO. Just tell me why.

Harry Potter: Haha, Hermione looks frustrated. :P

Ginny Weasley: I wouldn't say that.

Hermione Granger: They're singing because they like it. She's dumb because she's dumb. Why are you so thick? She's mean because she's mad. He kissed Kurt because he doesn't know if he's gay or not, and he wanted to find out.

Harry Potter: LOL.

Ron Weasley: Oh.

Ginny Weasley: I'm bored.

Harry Potter: Then go read some FanFiction.

Hermione Granger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG! I just stumbled across the best Klaine fic EVER!

Ron Weasley: What's THIS one about?

Harry Potter: LOL.

Hermione Granger: The guys get locked in a closet! It's called Claustrophobia! It's by PhantomVoldyGleek24601!

Ginny Weasley: Someone needs to get her away from the laptop.

Harry Potter: *glares at Ron.*

Ron Weasley: WHAT? Why me?

Ginny Weasley: You're her boyfriend.

Harry Potter: Yeah.

Ron Weasley: So I have to be the one who gets hurt? Or worse, she might send birds at me again. I still have the scars from the first time!

Ginny Weasley: Stop being a baby.

Harry Potter: Man up!

Ron Weasley: I DON'T WANNA!

Ginny Weasley: How many times have we had this conversation, Ron, stop acting gay.

Harry Potter: What if he's not acting?

Hermione Granger: HE BETTER BE ACTING.

Ginny Weasley: O.o

Ron Weasley: I am, calm down.

Harry Potter: Wrong thing to say.

Ginny Weasley: You got that right.

Ron Weasley's status changed "HELPPPPPPPP!"

Harry Potter: We better give them some privacy.

Ginny Weasley: Good idea.

Ron Weasley: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!

Neville Longbottom: How many times have we ASKED you to go be alone with her?

Ron Weasley: Shut up.

Luna Lovegood: I can recall Neville, Harry, Ginny, and myself telling you guys to 'get a room' at least twice a day.

Ron Weasley: *pouty face*

Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood are now in a relationship.

Harry Potter: YAY!

Ginny Weasley: Congrats.

Neville Longbottom: ;)

Luna Lovegood: I was so sick and tired of wrackspurts floating around in his brain, I kissed him.

Harry Potter: Under mistletoe? Wait, that has nargles.

Ginny Weasley: Well, it was fun talking to you all, but I gotta go take a shower. See you guys in a few. :)

Harry Potter: Yeah, same here.

Neville Longbottom: But there's only one shower?

Harry Potter: I know.

Luna Lovegood: I'm gonna go… this just got awkward.

Neville Longbottom: Same here.

Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Luna Lovegood are offline.

Ron Weasley: I'M ALIVE. Hey, where did everyone go?