I.

"I'm gonna be a mother fucker… so enemies be aware!"

"Well I've never met a king or beast with so little pubic hair."

"OW!"

"I'm gonna be the mane event… on my head and up my arse. I'll brush it up, I'll brush it out… I'll even wear make-up and gloss!"

"A rather… defiling thing."

An elephant bitch slapped Zazu away.

"Oh I just can't wait to F this up!"

"Everybody hump left, everybody hump right. Everywhere ya look I'm, humpin' ALL NIGHT!"

Zazu shoved himself between two elephant butt cheeks. They smacked back…

"Aww, yeaaahhh."

"Oh I just can't wait to F this up!"

Simba and Nala passed through two rows of Zebra, they all orgasmed and fell on Zazu.

All the animals sang, orgasming one-by-one as Simba ascended them.

"Oh I just can't wait to F this up!"

"Oh I just can't wait to F this up!"

"Oh I just can't waaaaaaaaitttt."

An elephant was struck right where it counted by an antelope.

"To F this UPPPP!"

With one final orgasm everyone collapsed.

"I beg your breasts madam, but F OFF! Simba, NALA!"

"We lost him."

"I am a mother fucking genius."

"Hey genius it was MY idea!"

They shut up and practiced humping each other into the Elephant Graveyard.

To be continued…

~ Lavenderpaw ~