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So after getting drunk off of spiked water, Simba and Nala rolled down a hill together.
Shama bonga Dalallama!
When Simba landed on her, Nala swooned and gave him a lick.
He just felt SO good.
Her eyes traveled down and grew big… she then dropped her jaw in a smile.
Simba looked down himself. He too dropped his jaw in a smile.
"My God, Nala, we've discovered life."
She gave it a swat.
Later, after their fight…
"You knew my father?" Simba ran up to the crazy little monkey who sat on a stone.
"Oh, Simba!" The primate grabbed him. "You have to let me do this, for old time sake."
Rafiki proceeded to swirl the lion around in his arms.
Simba's eyes grew wide as the monkey drew close to him.
The monkey sighed, looking down lovingly at him. "Just like when you were a baby."
He then gave Simba a pat on the butt.
"Can you just tell me how you know my father?"
"Very well then." Rafiki climbed back on his rock.
"Aren't you going to take me to the mystic pool of mysticness where I'll have a drunken revelation after hallucinating that my father is still with me even though lions are soulless?"
"Uh… no. Anywho, I have very specific methods for contacting the spirit world."
"Uh…" Simba lifted a brow. "Spirit world?"
Rafiki cleared his throat. "A-a-hem." he raised his stick in the air and then started to push up. "Shock-a-lock-a, Shock-a-lock-a, Shock-a-lock-a, Shock-a-lock-a," he then swung his rump and shook it. "Boom-baby. Boom-baby. Boom-baby. Boom-baby." He swirled on his heel and danced in place, pushing his arms and butt out. "Papa want it! Papa want it-,"
"JUST SHOW ME MY FATHER YOU DAMN, DIRTY APE!"
"Okay, sheesh. I was just tryin' ta have a little fun."
To be continued…
~ Lavenderpaw ~