You better get ready to die
(Get ready to die)
You better get ready to kill
(Get ready to kill)
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come
You better get ready to die!- Andrew W.K- Ready to Die (This one's for Sai…)
Kakashi: Damn right it is…
"So you mean to tell me: A family of Raccoons somehow got into your house and you trashed the place trying to get them out." Sakura shifted her sleeping pack from one shoulder to the other. Her and Naruto decided to sleep over for the night to comfort Kareta since Kakashi would be in the hospital for a while.
"Yes…" Kareta mumbled, footing at a broken vase on the floor. Naruto placed down his sleeping pack and the take out Ramen bowl he brought for Kareta, and placed his hands on his hips.
"Ah, its nothing we and a couple of shadow clones can't clean up." He looked around while flashing a smile.
"You guys will really help me?" Kareta squealed.
"Sure, why not? I'm sure not sleeping on a floor covered in broken glass." Sakura shrugged off her pack, and picked her way into the kitchen. When she returned she held several garbage bags and the broom and dustpan. "Alright, let's go!"
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"Hey wasn't the Green Lantern dark skinned before?" Naruto grabbed a handful of popcorn from the bowl and adjusted himself on the floor.
"Yeah, I believe he was. Maybe they just couldn't find a good dark skinned actor." Sakura whispered in between sips of soda.
"I do think the dark skinned one was a better Green Lantern than this one…" Kareta stretched out in between her two friends. The group of teens was staying up all night watching Marvel movies and discussing things that teens normally do. It wasn't long after their 4th movie that Kareta was starting to feel sleepy. "I think I'm going to turn in for the night guys…" the white haired Chunin stood and stretched.
"I was just about to say the same thing." Sakura yawned and started to unfold the pull-out couch with Naruto.
"Naruto, Sakura I-" Kareta started and bit her visible lower lip. When she was alone with Sakura or Naruto she always showed her face, but only at home with her would Kakashi show his face. He made sure that she wouldn't tell also.
"Yeah, Hana-Chan?" Naruto flashed a smile. She couldn't tell them about Sasuke. What would they think? What would they do? What would Kakashi think?
"Oya-sumi…" she mumbled and shuffled her bare feet against the carpet all the way to her room. Already in her pajamas, Kareta sat at her dresser and looked at herself in the mirror. She sighed, enjoying watching her lips slightly break apart and she let down her ponytail. She inwardly chuckled a Kakashi chuckle, as her long white hair hit the floor as she stood and made her way to her bed, turning off the lights in the process. Kareta closed her eyes and began to forget about Sasuke, Orochimaru, and that folded note that still lay on the floor beside her dresser's stool…
….
Today was just a plain day for Kareta. She started off by wearing her civilian clothes: A navy sundress with a mask attached, white closed toe flats, and her long hair let down. She paid a visit to Kakashi first thing, and then went out to the market to buy some food since her, Naruto, and Sakura emptied the house last night. After packing out the items in the kitchen, she was now on her way to meet Sakura and Ino at the flower shop.
"Being the clan heir sucks, big time." Ino planted white rose seeds in a pot and watered them. "You guys are lucky you don't have to put up with it. It's way too much weight on your shoulders."
Sakura laughed. "Oh totally, I wouldn't last a day as a heir."
"No kidding." Kareta gave her all too Kakashi like chuckle. The two girls followed Ino out the door as she out the rose pots out in the sun.
"Ah, it's about time I go find Shikamaru and Choji, we got a mission to Rice Country today."
"Yeah, I think it's about time we go find Naruto." Kareta smiled underneath her navy mask. The girls said their good bye's and split apart. As Kareta walked down the dirt road with Sakura, she couldn't help but feel that eyes were on her, looking at her from every angle possible.
"Kareta-Chan! Sakura-Chan! Good afternoon!" up ahead Rock Lee was jogging toward them with the rest of team 10.
"Kareta! Why on this youthful planet are you not wearing your leg weights?" Gai shouted, getting straight into the Hatake's face.
"Because, Gai-Shisu, I'm. Wearing. A. Dress…" Kareta ground out.
"Kareta, I don't care if you're under a waterfall with a full moon above you naked. I want you in those-"Gai's speech was cut off by a liquid spurting noise coming from Lee's left. Everyone turned to look at Neji who had his hands over his nose which had blood gushing from in between his fingers.
"E-excuse me!" He yelled and ran into the nearest ally way."
"Um I think he was…you know…" Tenten whispered with a blush.
"Ah, I think it's time we head over to the tower ne, Kareta-Chan?" Sakura awkwardly chuckled into the silence as she pulled her teammate off down the road.
….
"You're bull shitting me!"
"Naruto what are you talking about?" Tsunade readjusted her breast and stared at the young genin. She had team 7 lined up in front of her desk to tell them about the new addition to the team they would be meeting soon.
"What I'm sayin', Granny is that we don't need another member, maybe a Captain but not a new member!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs.
Sakura slid skillfully over to Naruto and slapped him in the back of his head. "Naruto, you fool! Shut the hell up, yelling at Tsunade-sama like that! What are you, stupid?"
"I'm sorry Naruto, but the elders suggested them. You'll just have to bare with it," Tsunade looked down angrily at her folded hands, not seeming bothered about Naruto's outburst.
Kareta stayed quiet the whole time. When Tsunade released them, she dashed out the tower and straight to the hospital. She applied chakra to her feet and quickly scaled the building until she reached Kakashi's window. She slid it open and quickly bounded inside. "Do you happen by any chance know who our new teammates are?" she demanded more than asked.
Kakashi turned his head sluggishly toward her and gave her a dull look. " I have no idea who you're talking about Kareta…" Kareta walked over and pulled her mask down. She quickly kissed Kakashi on his bare forehead before jumping on the open window pane.
"I have to go change into my shinobi attire now and go meet up with my new "teammates", later Oto-san…" she whispered and ran back down the side of the building.
"That girl is as weird as they come…" Kakashi mumbled and tried to return to his nap.
….
Sakura Haruno stood next to Kareta outside a Konoha building. "So when do you think they'll get here?" Sakura mumbled lowly.
"I have no idea…" Kareta answered. They both stood in silence until soon Naruto approached.
"Hey where is everybody?" he grunted.
"Oh relax Naruto, we're early anyway." The medic-nin giggled.
"Hello…" Sakura and Kareta turned around to see a pale boy giving them an awful fake smile.
"You!" Naruto yelled at the boy, whose smile did not waver. "You're the guy from before!"
A cute man with short brown hair and huge eyes followed the pale boy as they engaged the old team of 3. "I'll be uh, your new captain until Kakashi-senpai recovers." He got right to the point. Everyone turned to look at Naruto, who looked like he was ready to explode.
"Naruto-kun?..." Kareta whispered softly.
"Naruto do you know him or something?" Sakura asked suspiciously.
"Yeah, he's the guy who attacked me when I was with Shikamaru and Choji!" he pulled out a kunai and got into a fighting stance, as well as Sakura and Kareta. The pale boy also got into a stance, ready to draw his short sword.
"Naruto, knock it off." The sub-Captain stepped up ready to break up the fight.
"And who are you?" Naruto questioned.
"Call me Yamato."
"Captain… Yamato?" Sakura pondered.
"If you four don't get along, it will spoil the mission." Yamato looked directly at Naruto.
"Wait so you mean," Naruto and Sakura's eyes grew large as he pointed to the pale boy. "he's our new member?"
The pale boy dropped his stance and his fake smile returned. "Sorry about before, you see I want to test your strength, since we're on the same team and all."
"Well… you didn't have to make the fight that serious." Naruto placed back his kunai.
"Oh and thanks to our little 'encounter', I learned that you're a useless, dickless shinobi."
"What the hell you little emo prick! Come say that to my face!" it took both Sakura and Kareta to hold Naruto back from killing the boy.
"Naruto control yourself! He's only baiting you!" Kareta and Sakura yelled in unison.
"Oh really? And that's coming from an ugly girl with pink hair, and a pretty good looking little scarecrow. I mean they built her so well, she'll scare them off from miles to come." Sai continued with his smile.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" both girls screeched at once, it took both Naruto and Yamato to hold them back.
…
"Uh,… anyway the, uh, 5 of us will start our mission soon. Um… ah... we're not going to have any chances to know each other I suppose." Yamato tapped nervously on the metal plates at the side of his face. "So let's get started on introductions." He pointed to Kareta. "You first."
"The name's Kareta Hatake, I like shogi, training, winter, white roses, etc. What I don't like is prissy little pale dicks!" she grunted while glaring in Sai's direction.
"Well I guess you won't be getting any pussy from her then, huh Naruto?" Sai fake smiled in their direction.
"I most definitely will get her pussy someday, and my penis isn't like that either! It's long and thick for your information!" Naruto yelled while pointing to Kareta's crotch. He turned to look at her, only to be slapped hard in the face onto the ground. When he arose holding his swelling, throbbing face, Sakura gave him a blow on his other cheek that also sent him to the ground. Yamato waited for him to rise again before pointing to him to continue. "Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen. I hate Sai." He mumbled as lowly and angrily as he could with two swollen cheeks.
Not feeling like saying her likes and dislikes to him the rosette stood with her name. "Sakura Haruno." She stated blandly.
"Sai." Sai smiled that fake smile again.
"And I'm Captain Yamato. Now I will explain our mission. Our objective is to head toward Heaven and Earth Bridge, in order to capture the Akatsuki spy working under Orochimaru. Also this is a rare chance we have to obtain information on Orochimaru and Sasuke Uchiha." Yamato did not see the young Hatake tense. "Our source of information will be valuable for Orochimaru's death and Sasuke's retrieval… only if we can capture this spy. Be sure to have your guard up at all times."
"Hai." The four said at once.
"We meet at the main gate in an hour. We'll depart when you are well equipped. Dismissed!"
Kareta quickly dashed off to her home. Not taking off her shoes, she dashed to her room and started packing her things. Her pair of Regular Kunoichi boots, an extra pair of her shinobi attire. Toothbrush, tooth paste, hair brush, extra weapons, and a pack of tampons, just in case. She only had 10minutes till she had to meet the others. She eased off the wooden floor, only to lose her footing in shock when she looked at her bed for the first time. On her Navy sheets were small white rose petals that spelled out "We'll meet soon…" and the folded note lay next to it. She shook once in fear then pushed it off. She grabbed the note and quickly threw it in her pack. She needed to stop running from it. One last check over and Kareta was out the house and headed for the village main gates.
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Kakashi giggled lowly as he buried his nose into the sex themed book. He stopped absently as there was knock at the door.
"Kakashi, we're coming in." Tsunade's voice rang from the other side of the door where he and Jiraiya sat.
"You may enter." Kakashi returned the book to the nightstand as Tsunade came into the room. His one open eye widened as Yamato entered.
"It's been a while, huh Kakashi-senpai?"
"So you're my fill in, huh?" Kakashi pondered.
"Before we get down to business," Yamato stepped forward. "Why didn't you tell me you had a daughter?"
…
"All right," Yamato looked at his new team. "Team Kakashi, move out!"
The team walked in silence for about an hour, until Sai caught Naruto staring at him. "What is it?" he asked blandly. Naruto gave him no response. "Please stop staring at me like that," Sai's face got serious as he leaned closer. "or I'll have to hit you."
Naruto balled up his fist. "Every time you open your pipe hole, you piss me off!"
"It's nothing personal…" Sai said calmly.
"Yeah right!" Naruto yelled.
"I'm just trying to see if this personality fits me. That's all."
"Personality?" Sakura and Kareta looked at each other in confusion.
"I had it! You don't belong on this team!" Everyone stopped and watched Naruto and Sai. "You're the biggest asshole I've ever met!"
"Naruto this is no way to act in front of your Captain." Yamato butted in, but Naruto ignored what he said. "Team work and trust is what holds a team together, and right now you have neither of those."
"He's not a part of our Team! The only other member of this team is Sasuke Uchiha!" the blonde barked.
Kareta shifted uncomfortably. "Naruto…"
"This guy was chosen to fill in for Sasuke, but I refuse to accept him as a teammate!"
Everything was quiet until Sai finally spoke. "Well…" he placed a hand on his hip. "I'm glad you feel that way. Leaving Konoha, running off to Orochimaru. Those are only things done by a traderous, sick bastard. I wouldn't want to be on a team who accepts that. You all are just some-" Sai didn't get to finish because a small, gloved hand struck him in the face and across the clearing.
YEAH BABY! Finished this the day before my birthday! I wonder if I can post the new Shadow of the Fan chapter that fast. doubt it…. Oh well, give me the BEST birthday gift of them all and review/comment! OH I'm too lazy to put up a quote today so yeah… and stuff…
Kakashi: Happy Birthday! *pops out of cake*
Me: OH. MY. KAMI. I love you!