Now for chapter 2. As it turns out there are some people who like the story, who knew? I'm ready now, I watched 4 episodes of Psch and I'm ready for epicness! Yea, let's get going!

The little dragon wandered around the elaborate room sniffing at various things eating… whatever. A sound that sounded like a snort mixed with a hiss and a tinge of a giggle came out of the little dragons mouth aimed at the confused Hiccup as he wandered around the room.

"Toothless! What poor manners! Of course your not allowed to eat the chair, even if it is better than the one at home!"

The confused host club looked at each other as they began to ponder how on this planet to get these 2 back to where ever they had come from. The twins however were convinced that they had the be people doing an elaborate cosplay and some one was controlling a remote control dragon what was sadly for the Host Club, not the case.

"Look," Tamaki said as he started to attempt to act his position, " Since you are a guy, and not too horrible to look at, you will be a temporary host. Granted you mess it up we have every right to kick you out of Japan, and Kyoya has the ability." Kyoya pulled out his phone as he flashed it at Hiccup who just seemed more astonished by the object than scared. Tamakit snapped

"Hikaru, Kaoru, get him some appropriate clothes."

"With all due respect…" Hiccup started, "isn't this a Viking theme, I'm in the perfect clothes for this theme I believe since I AM from Berk."

Tamaki was taken aback was he hurtled back and proceeded to crawl in a ball and mope in the corner.

"Where's Berk?" Haruhi asked.

"Why it's a tribe off the… well, I'm not quite sure, I really can't explain it since I suppose the Roman empire has been defeated."

"Yea, it has, for about 2 thousand years." Haruhi said.

"My, that many? I was banking only on 500 years, oh well." Hiccup sighed.

The group looked around not sure how to reaping to the socially aquward Hiccup. They looked at each other and all ran off into different directions to get into costume leaving only Hiccup and Toothless. Toothless went and sat in front of Hiccup.

"Toothless in bored!" He whined as he looked from the floor back up to Hiccup. "And HUNGRY! Toohless wants food NOW!"

"Toothless you know very well were guests here, there is no way we can get food now."

"BUT TOOHLESS IS HUNGRY! TOOTHLESS WANT FOOD NOW!"

"Fine, I'll find food for you but then will you behave yourself?"

"Toothless might."

"Good, I'll take that as a promise." Hiccup should have known better for every one knows a dragon almost never keeps their word for a dragon, right down to it's very core is selfish and sees no reason in help, or promising things to others.

~Minutes later… when the Host Club finally returned… an hour and a half later from primping…~

"Were back little host!" Tamaki announced after being the last one to enter the room. "Now, what shall we start you on, your sure to have an immediate fan base due to that rugged look of yours!" Mori glared at Tamaki and Hiccup.

Now the very suggestion of Hiccup beeing rugged was a completely ludicrous ideal, he had the body of a bone with fire cracker red hair with a sprinkling of freckles all across his pale skin. The epitome of a well… nerd. But Tamaki saw something promising in him, but then, Tamaki saw something promising in most 'males' that entered the Host Club's doors. Weather it be a elementary school or not even a male at all! Poor Hiccup was in for a ride!

It's show time boys, get into position! They all got into their normal stances with Hiccup utterly confused by all the Host Club's social graces and ended up standing some where off to the side.

As the girls came flooding in some noticed the shy red haired 12 year old. Definitely not a normal 'chosen' member.

He immediate attracted customers.

By customers of course we mostly mean Tamaki's customers.

Not surprisingly Tamaki wasn't really pleased.

Meanwhile Toothless had made him self comfortable chewing on a cushion and waiting for Hiccup to bring him back food. A girl wandered over to the little dragon surprised by it's presence.

"Hey look guys, the Host Club found a lizard!" Now this was quite a spectacle to the girls who were all rich and had been for the most part sheltered from reptiles. And as most rich girls who have been sheltered their whole lives do, they went right towards the little dragon.

"It's so cute!" They squealed. "He's adorable!" Toothless puffed out some smoke in frustration, for they were holding him the opposite of the way he was supposed to be held, by his tale.

Hiccup hurried over to the girls. "I assure you, he is NOT cute, nor is he supposed to be held that way!" He quickly grabbed Toothless who perched on his shoulder. "This is Toothless, he is a dragon." The girls jumped back a little but slowly crept back to look at the creature.

"He's awfully cute for a dragon." One of the brown haired girls said.

"Well don't let him hear that!" Hiccup laughed.

Tamaki sulked from the other side of the room. "A reptile has taken my customers." He said as he out on a pouting face, mostly in hopes of getting the girls to come back to him.

"Well, he is a different feature to this club, he naturally attracts attention." Kyoya said as he looked down at his note book and scribbled something.

"Yea, even our customers have deserted us." The twins said together.

"Well it looks like we need to get our customers back." Kyoya deduced, stating what everyone was thinking. Tamaki stood up into a kingly manner putting his hands on his hips, "We will now commence mission: Get Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III Away From Our Customers, and His Lizard Thingy To Boot!"

"Hey Boss, isn't that a bit long for a mission name?" The Twins asked in unison.

"GHHHIIIAFOCAHLTTB for short."

"Yea Senpai, that's still a bit long."

"Never mind, just make them disappear!"

"Yessir!" The Twins said as they saluted grabbing Haruhi and leaving the scene.

Little did they know it might be harder to get them back than to get them there. This was going to be a long day.